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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 7/1/2008 6:58:58 AM   
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I think I may have shock & awed Thing 2's soccer coach just a bit ago if he was paying attn to the display image I had up on yahell msgr.  I was being silly with a fellow CM'er gal and put up a close-up cleavage shot just for her amusement, and accidentally used it for "Everyone" rather than just her and I am now mortified. 

Oh dear... 


LMFAO! **Wiping tears from eyes after laughing so hard**  I've done that before......well, something similiar.........typed in a couple of letters to send pics to someone then hit send THEN realized it was the wrong person....rec'd a reply...""Oh my"! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! SO F**ING embarassed!

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 7/1/2008 4:13:02 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I think I may have shock & awed Thing 2's soccer coach just a bit ago if he was paying attn to the display image I had up on yahell msgr.  I was being silly with a fellow CM'er gal and put up a close-up cleavage shot just for her amusement, and accidentally used it for "Everyone" rather than just her and I am now mortified. 

Oh dear... 

Do it again so we's can see!!

Reminds me of the time I closed a yahoo session before my parents walked in the door, only to have my dom re-launch it.  With a picture of his appendage (*nom nom nom*) as his avatar.

Took some quick maneuvering on my part to keep my mom from seeing the screen.

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 7/1/2008 9:23:48 PM   
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oh, shit, DRH!  lol  (and I missed it cause yahell signed out before I got to see it)

Well, ain't that great?  I flash my fluffy bosomage to you and the only one got to see 'me was the coach.  *grumbles*   LMAO...

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 7/1/2008 9:25:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

LMFAO! **Wiping tears from eyes after laughing so hard** 

wicked woman...  *did ya pee yourself, too?*  giggles...

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 7/1/2008 9:30:43 PM   
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LMAO...  oh geez, thorn!

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 7/3/2008 6:05:32 PM   
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My latest shock and awe is that I think I need to seduce one of my nilla gal pals.  I think she needs it.  She knows I'm into WIITWD and jokes with me about it.  I told her that she might benefit from some "girl time" and her comment was that she needed to follow an assertive "leader" because she's kinda shy about that stuff. 

I'm thinking the nobel thing to do is molest her myself.  I mean, really, isn't that what "twue fwiends" do?  

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 7/3/2008 6:08:34 PM   
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As a twue fwiend, by all means..molest her :)

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 7/3/2008 6:10:26 PM   
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molest her! definitely molest her!

i seem to make a lot of my female friends at least bi-curious. i'm not sure if it's my sense of humor (which tends to the extremely dry), my all too fluffy cleavage or the bondage duck.

my money's on the duck.


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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 7/3/2008 6:15:27 PM   
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OK, we have two votes in favor of me molesting her.  My vote doesn't count since we need for it to appear unbiased. 

Fluffy, you have made me kinda bi-curious as well, and I can honestly say that it had nothing to do with the duck.

*whistles innocently* 

ETA:  Greedy finally got a peek of my "fwuffy cweavage" as well.  The coach, this time, did not.  LOL...  Now, I just have to wonder if it's weal cweavage or if these things are fake. 

< Message edited by Daddysredhead -- 7/3/2008 6:18:22 PM >


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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 7/3/2008 6:18:35 PM   
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sure that's what they all say...and then they  make a run for the duck when we meet in person.

to be passed over for a duck? a girl can only take so much.


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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 7/3/2008 6:27:49 PM   
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Aww, fluffy, do you need a hug?  *or a grope*

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 7/3/2008 6:29:16 PM   
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yay for gropes! dances

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 7/3/2008 6:30:08 PM   
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I'd be most happy to test your bewbage for wealness, Red ...

being the generous, caring soul that I am.....



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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 7/3/2008 6:31:15 PM   
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*makes a play for fluffy's bewbage*  

fluffy ---->      <---- DRH

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 7/3/2008 6:32:25 PM   
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I vote molest her!  Then write to me ALL the juicy details so I can live vicariously by proxxie.  Better yet, come to Michigan and seduce ME.  Yeah, that's  a better idea!  Bring fluffy switch and her rubber ducky (the duck can be our chaperone).

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 7/3/2008 6:33:00 PM   
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oh  all you have to do is ask! i even have pics somewhere...*digs through the hard drive for the wank fodder...





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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 7/3/2008 6:34:09 PM   
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I'd be most happy to test your bewbage for wealness, Red ...

being the generous, caring soul that I am.....




That is the most weal and twue offer I've had all day.  *that is so touching*

DRH ---->       <---- Greedy

*offers up my bewbage for inspection*

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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 7/3/2008 6:35:19 PM   
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woohoo!!

wait.. I think this should be an ongoing study  *nods*


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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 7/3/2008 6:35:24 PM   
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To bring this back on topis...

1. I used to be one of the top 50 Scrabble players in the country.
2. I do amateur standup comedy as a hobby.
3. I have twice passed as a Mormon.


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RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? - 7/3/2008 6:37:52 PM   
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Woo-Hoo, WD!  *does quick mapquest check for directions* 

OK, what if we make a sort of chain of women starting from GT in FL, and work our way up the East Coast, picking up the yummy gals along the way, till we get to your place?  Fluffy's duck can be our mascot. 

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