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Llyren -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (11/19/2009 4:24:13 AM)


Well, I just had someone email me with "Greetings, inferior c*nt."  Yes, the word was fully spelled out, but it's just not one of those words I use.  The writer then went on to say they would like to own this "fat slut".  I sent a reply stating that it was a pity, and hoping said writer would find someone.  Obviously didn't read my profile, which is designed to deter the faint of heart.



imber -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (11/19/2009 4:36:03 AM)

geez! I have never gotten any of he *snuff* ones or the *locked in* ones, but I have been *ordered* to get my ass to egypt! lmao



Llyren -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (11/19/2009 4:42:16 AM)

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ORIGINAL: imber

geez! I have never gotten any of he *snuff* ones or the *locked in* ones, but I have been *ordered* to get my ass to egypt! lmao


I probably would have asked if he was prepared to pay for shipping for just my ass, or did he want to pay to ship the rest of me as well.  Then, I'm incurably snarky.



afterforever -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (11/19/2009 11:34:39 AM)

I got my first snuff message a couple of weeks ago. Depressingly, that message had the best spelling, grammar and vocabulary, and was probably the politest (if you ignore the wanting to kill me bit) one I got all day.



PuzzleMaster -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (11/19/2009 1:08:27 PM)

I was actually approached by a female sub who wanted me to write a story for her where she is kidnapped by a sadistic serial killer who tortures her and pulls out her teeth as trophies before dismembering her.

[:'(]

Sorry, well beyond my limits.  As much as I enjoy writing erotic stories for an appreciative audience, I have to be at least mildly interested in the subject matter.  This request actually lost me some sleep.



Llyren -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (11/19/2009 1:30:58 PM)


Maybe she was hoping to save on dental bills? 

Seriously, I made the mistake once of reading part of a story on alt.sex.stories about the torture of the Pink Ranger.  It literally gave me nightmares.  That's about as squicky.



daintydimples -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (11/19/2009 1:56:27 PM)

I was messaged by someone who said he was going to be in my area, and asked if I would like to watch him suck his own cock.

I declined.

Actually, I had no actual conversation with him at all, before he made me this offer, or even to say no. Just a random "want to watch me suck my cock?" offer.





mnottertail -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (11/19/2009 1:59:01 PM)

why, was it the circular logic of it that put you off?



EbonyWood -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (11/19/2009 2:06:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FetishRose

Can't say I've gotten any who want to decapitate me, or drink my blood.  Guess I'm just not pretty enough for those winners!!



Maybe they want to leave your head ON because you ARE pretty.
Are psychopaths inherently that logical?



Rhodes85 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (11/19/2009 6:16:45 PM)

'I was actually approached by a female sub who wanted me to write a story for her where she is kidnapped by a sadistic serial killer who tortures her and pulls out her teeth as trophies before dismembering her. '

So....you wrote her a story about working for Microsoft tech support then? Hey it amounts to just about the same thing [:D]



Nightbird02 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (11/19/2009 6:52:16 PM)

This is tame compared to most, but I just got this:

"Are you interested in living in the wilderness (northern Canada) for about 5 months with me next summer?  I need a woman for sex/cooking/cleaning."

What exactly am I going to be cleaning in the wilderness, the pine trees?? [8|]



cbaby -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (11/19/2009 7:00:22 PM)

there's bears in them thar woods...someone's gotta clean up the bear crap so it doesn't get tracked through the wilderness (LOL...one for the grandkids at a later date *when i was your age*)



Nightbird02 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (11/19/2009 7:14:53 PM)

LOL...ewwww [:'(]

As my caring and worthy Dom, he should be taking those bears down in my defense! Besides, I perform better on bearskin rugs! >.>



cbaby -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (11/19/2009 7:21:02 PM)

well.....bring me back one of them bearskin rugs plz LOL



Rhodes85 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (11/19/2009 7:55:44 PM)

'What exactly am I going to be cleaning in the wilderness, the pine trees??'

Haven't you ever heard of.....Pine Sol? [:D]

'there's bears in them thar woods...someone's gotta clean up the bear crap so it doesn't get tracked through the wilderness '

Who says its bear crap? You know what they say about mountain men [:D]



Drifa -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (11/19/2009 8:50:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Nightbird02
What exactly am I going to be cleaning in the wilderness, the pine trees?? [8|]


You will have to clean the fish and game he kills and drags back, of course.



freyjasdottir -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (11/19/2009 9:21:29 PM)

I've had ones asking me to be a breeder pig, forced lacation as a dairy cow and a subby boy who wants to jack off while on the toliet and eat it up on web cam for me and whichever friends I want to join in.



Llyren -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (11/19/2009 9:51:09 PM)

I've had the lactation one.  I only get called a pig when I tell them to stop being absurd and go away.



maybemaybenot -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (11/19/2009 9:57:38 PM)

My very favorite was the " Master " who gave me a list of his rules : Most of them the usual : naked at all times, shaved pussy, open legs at all times, anal plug in at all times, then I came across this one : "Anything which goes in your mouth, must go in your ass first. ( Yes, slut even your food ) "


I was sooooooo tempted to write back ![:D]



needstreched -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (11/19/2009 10:05:21 PM)

I love the your my whore now bow to me slave bitch



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