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beargonewild -> Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/13/2008 6:55:41 PM)

In response from another thread and request of a poster on CM, I felt it is a civic duty to warn everyone about Holly's cooking. It seems it is bad enough that the fire department has been involved. I beg everyone not to eat her cooking, it can be hazardous to you health due to the smoke from the food being burnt. Plus she has been known to trip over shoe laces, walk into door handles and drive with the emergency brake still engaged. Holly is a walking accident waiting to happen and it's best to keep a wide berth.

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Thadius -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/13/2008 7:05:38 PM)

So is the food itself the dangerous part or the chance of being burned alive and other possible threats (flying pots of boiling water, slipping knives, toxic smoke, etc...)?



beargonewild -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/13/2008 7:06:50 PM)

Apparently all of the above!



sappatoti -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/13/2008 7:08:07 PM)

I think someone is going to be joining the LoudOne in the time-out corner very soon.

;-)



ResidentSadist -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/13/2008 7:08:15 PM)

I stand forewarned because it's the second hand smoke that'll get you! 



Thadius -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/13/2008 7:08:30 PM)

Thank you for providing such a valuable service.  Many will be saved by this information.



Aylee -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/13/2008 7:09:21 PM)

I hear that she also stores snacks in electronic equipment such as DVD players and printers. 



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/13/2008 7:09:59 PM)

i wasnt aware that you "cook" a grilled cheese.



DiurnalVampire -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/13/2008 7:10:26 PM)

I hear she microwaves tinfoil



sappatoti -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/13/2008 7:12:50 PM)

I can use foil in my microwave.



trappedinamuseum -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/13/2008 7:13:34 PM)

don't forget about the Styrofoam incident DV.
[:D]



DiurnalVampire -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/13/2008 7:21:01 PM)

I thought she swore me to secrecy about the styrofoam thing. And the boiling water fiasco



trappedinamuseum -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/13/2008 7:22:32 PM)

well, there was this one night I got her a little drunk, and she told me all about it.

And, the "noodle incident"  (Calvin and Hobbes fans will understand)



seababy -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/13/2008 7:22:49 PM)

http://chemistry.about.com/b/2008/05/24/barbeque-carcinogens.htm

Cancer warning, Holly's cooking?



Lockit -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/13/2008 7:24:59 PM)

Ahhh now... she makes a good hero sammie!  But actually... she might be the friend to have because of all those firemen...  (I couldn't help it holly, smile)



Daddysredhead -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/13/2008 7:35:22 PM)

There was an incident that occured some time ago that caused Holly and Jim to have to purchase a new stove.  I'm not really sure what happened, but be afraid, people... be very afraid.  [:o]



BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/13/2008 7:44:58 PM)

I've heard that every recipe at her house starts off with, "have fire extinguisher ready".  [sm=flameout.gif]



KMsAngel -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/13/2008 8:56:08 PM)

damn it, maybe her cooking is full of incidents, but she's a good friend! leave her be!

*NOT said in shades of that brittany spears fan*

arms crossed, legs spread, frown furrowing brow, protecting da hollygirl

[>:]



Aylee -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/13/2008 8:57:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel

I've heard that every recipe at her house starts off with, "have fire extinguisher ready".  [sm=flameout.gif]


Umm. . . so do Alton Brown's.  And every trip with my boss. 



scifi1133 -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/13/2008 11:51:38 PM)

Lost the whole stove huh. Thats pretty good there.



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