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sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/14/2008 3:52:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild In response from another thread and request of a poster on CM, I felt it is a civic duty to warn everyone about Holly's cooking. It seems it is bad enough that the fire department has been involved. I beg everyone not to eat her cooking, it can be hazardous to you health due to the smoke from the food being burnt. Plus she has been known to trip over shoe laces, walk into door handles and drive with the emergency brake still engaged. Holly is a walking accident waiting to happen and it's best to keep a wide berth. this public service announcement was brought to you by The Concerned Citizen Coalition. oooo Bear.....[sm=blasted.gif]

sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/14/2008 3:53:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sappatoti I think someone is going to be joining the LoudOne in the time-out corner very soon. ;-) nods

sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/14/2008 3:55:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee I hear that she also stores snacks in electronic equipment such as DVD players and printers. [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] (note the 5!!!!!)

sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/14/2008 3:56:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel I've heard that every recipe at her house starts off with, "have fire extinguisher ready". [sm=flameout.gif] you mean all recipes don't?

sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/14/2008 3:58:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel damn it, maybe her cooking is full of incidents, but she's a good friend! leave her be! NOT said in shades of that brittany spears fan arms crossed, legs spread, frown furrowing brow, protecting da hollygirl [>:] awwww.....my AngelEyes!!!! You are sooo sweet!! Come on over for dinner tonight!!!

sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/14/2008 4:00:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: scifi1133 Lost the whole stove huh. Thats pretty good there. <hrumph> allow mw to correct this gross misconception. The stove was not lost...i knew EXACTLY where it was: in the kitchen...on fire.

sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/14/2008 4:06:23 AM)
Ladies and Gentleman (and Bear), I just want it hereby documented that countless numbers of people have eaten my cooking and gone on to lead somewhat normal lives....once they were discharged from the ER

sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/14/2008 4:23:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit ... she might be the friend to have because of all those firemen... MINI RANT: ya know...i have an issue with the firemen. They are a wonnerful bunch who do not get enough credit and those that put out the Thanksgiving Day kitchen blaze were soooo polite when they declined my dinner invitation...but it is their PANTS that annoy me. Yes...their pants!! You just know...just KNOW that under those baggy britches is a rather nice ass, but can we see it? NO!!! Their tight tushies are covered with yards and yards of flame-proof fabric. So sad. So...here is my suggestion...i suggest they wear skintight Levi's from here on in. It is a known fact that tight clothing is less likely to catch on fire, so the tighter, the better. Personally....i think it may be worth a house full of smoke cough...choke to see a fireman with a tight denim clad ass and a BIGGGGGGG hose......

scifi1133 -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/14/2008 4:37:03 AM)
Hmmmm....Nope sorry Holly its not going to work. Just getting in and out of the truck with those pants on would be a huge problem. Sorry your going to have to think of another way to get a look at them. I suggest taking them treats to the stations during holidays. They don't wear the turnout gear just to hang there. Good luck.

KMsAngel -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/14/2008 4:42:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel damn it, maybe her cooking is full of incidents, but she's a good friend! leave her be! NOT said in shades of that brittany spears fan arms crossed, legs spread, frown furrowing brow, protecting da hollygirl [>:] awwww.....my AngelEyes!!!! You are sooo sweet!! Come on over for dinner tonight!!! gosh such a pity i already had dinner.... barrumundi fillet, asparagus, green beans, carrots. and salt. and i'm about to have lots of water. i always like to keep lots of water around. (water, it's not just for fire!) [:D]

sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/14/2008 4:45:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: scifi1133 Hmmmm....Nope sorry Holly its not going to work. Just getting in and out of the truck with those pants on would be a huge problem. crap. thinks hard[sm=idea.gif]hurts self oooo.....ok...only the one that drives the truck needs to wear the baggie britches. The others can ride on the back of the truck!!!

KMsAngel -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/14/2008 4:48:58 AM)
going about it the wrong way holly. after they've put out the fire, offer to wash their pants (and if they're wool, make sure you wash them in hot water and agitate them strongly) and while they're in their glory, give them alcoholic liquid libations to make up for the fact that they're missing their own dinners. nodnod gotta think outside the box, holly. [:)]

sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/14/2008 4:53:00 AM)
ooo....love the way your mind works!!! especially the wool pants in a hot washer..[:D]

KMsAngel -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/14/2008 4:55:23 AM)
yeahhhhh... felt, anyone? not that kind of felt, holly, i saw you feel them up! just as well mr jim's not home when you did that.

sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/14/2008 4:59:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel not that kind of felt, holly ...never get to have any fun...pout

KMsAngel -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/14/2008 5:12:17 AM)
hey, i'm the good girl, i can't be seen to be encouraging these kind of activities i just suggest how you can enjoy them without harming anyone and red, you never DID give me back that halo. i swear to god, i don't know how it got there!

sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/14/2008 5:34:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: scifi113 . I suggest taking them treats to the stations during holidays. They don't wear the turnout gear just to hang there. yeah...but they also don't have their hoses out[:(]

thornhappy -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/14/2008 5:39:36 AM)
I suggest we undertake a study to devise a flameproof, transparent material suitable for both firefighting and ogling. thornhappy

sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/14/2008 5:52:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy I suggest we undertake a study to devise a flameproof, transparent material suitable for both firefighting and ogling. perhaps teflon? Molded to the ass...er...body and flame proof. Tthink about it...when was the last time you caught a skillet on fire? (two weeks ago...but the question was for NORMAL people)

scifi1133 -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/14/2008 5:54:59 AM)
ow ow ow mt dew out the nose ow ow ow

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