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scifi1133 -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/17/2008 6:17:49 AM)

Oh yes the next rookie. Muahahahahahahahaha




KMsAngel -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/17/2008 6:26:39 AM)

hey, i just wave at the poor copsies holding those speed guns. or waving traffic through when the lights go out. or flirt with them when they come to take away a mental health client




beargonewild -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/17/2008 7:13:07 AM)

I just check out how the cops fill in their uniforms!




soul2share -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/17/2008 8:07:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

pssst...Sap...is this a bad time to tell you i once commited assult and battery on a police officer?


When I read this, in light of the thread, my first thought was....."hmmm...what did she cook for him?"....however, the story itself was pretty funny!  Cop was a little dense......most of the guys I know understand that when dealing with family members in a situation like that to just step back, keep an eye on them, but not get in their way.....avoids them getting bowled over!  He probably thought he was doing you a favor, but I know all about farming accidents.....not good news at ALL!  

Probably it was more that his pride was wounded....got knocked on his ass, and he couldn't catch ya!!!!  Probably pouted all the way back to the station!  (they can be such little boys!)  [:D]




soul2share -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/17/2008 8:09:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

I just check out how the cops fill in their uniforms!


oh yeah......I'm right htere with ya on that, Bear......I just LOVE the motorcycle cops in uniform.....those jodpurs HUG everything!




sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/17/2008 9:44:52 AM)

Jim had a major complaint about the pot 'o chili i made so it is under construction again. Anyone care for a bowl full??????

*note: the complaint was nuttin bad. He said he wanted "more meat!!" (thought that was MY line?). Now cum on...it is a normal size crock pot and i had used a pound of gr meat and a half pound of sausage. I think he wants a meatloaf with kidney beans....*




sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/17/2008 9:47:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: scifi1133

Ha! I's not scared.
*Hides in the dark corner*


[sm=couch.gif] 

<----Tries to lure poor Sci out with a steamy bowl of chili.....




sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/17/2008 9:49:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: soul2share

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

pssst...Sap...is this a bad time to tell you i once commited assult and battery on a police officer?


When I read this, in light of the thread, my first thought was....."hmmm...what did she cook for him?"....


um...i think that would be attempted murder, Soul...




sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/17/2008 9:50:46 AM)

*DOOR SLAMS...SOUND OF RUNNING FEET*

Sci....where ya going???!!!???

*chases Sci with bowl of chili and a fork*




Aylee -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/17/2008 9:53:48 AM)

Why is it that almost all men want "more meat" in their food.  Oye vey!  I have put spinach and rice and several other things in meat loaf.  You might try the meatloaf with kidney beans and chili seasoning.  It just might work.  Besides, if it doesn't, you can always order pizza. 




sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/17/2008 10:19:57 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

Why is it that almost all men want "more meat" in their food.  Oye vey!  I have put spinach and rice and several other things in meat loaf.  You might try the meatloaf with kidney beans and chili seasoning.  It just might work.  Besides, if it doesn't, you can always order pizza. 


ya know...that sounds pretty good Aylee!!

But...i better just move right on to the take out pizza. The fire dept is threatening to start charging for gas...




nursygirl -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/17/2008 10:58:35 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

pssst...Sap...is this a bad time to tell you i once commited assult and battery on a police officer?


what did you do holly? feed him?

ok - so I responded before reading further - obviously I wasn't the only one with this idea .....................




Aylee -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/17/2008 11:01:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

Why is it that almost all men want "more meat" in their food.  Oye vey!  I have put spinach and rice and several other things in meat loaf.  You might try the meatloaf with kidney beans and chili seasoning.  It just might work.  Besides, if it doesn't, you can always order pizza. 


ya know...that sounds pretty good Aylee!!

But...i better just move right on to the take out pizza. The fire dept is threatening to start charging for gas...



LOL  

Many years ago, when I and the other half got togeather, we made a deal.  I would be able to try and cook whatever I wanted to try, and he would try it.  I would also have a twenty-dollar bill set aside.  If whatever experiment did not work out and was inedible, we would order a pizza. 

I still have the same twenty dollar bill set aside in my desk drawer. 




nursygirl -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/17/2008 11:03:45 AM)

thinking about the cop and the wet pants - it was probably the wet wedgie that pissed him off the most .....................




sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/17/2008 11:39:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: nursygirl

thinking about the cop and the wet pants - it was probably the wet wedgie that pissed him off the most .....................


[:D]




scifi1133 -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/17/2008 11:41:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

*DOOR SLAMS...SOUND OF RUNNING FEET*

Sci....where ya going???!!!???

*chases Sci with bowl of chili and a fork*

*sneaks back in*
I am NOT eating that chili.




Aylee -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/17/2008 11:45:51 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: scifi1133

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

*DOOR SLAMS...SOUND OF RUNNING FEET*

Sci....where ya going???!!!???

*chases Sci with bowl of chili and a fork*

*sneaks back in*
I am NOT eating that chili.


WUSS!!!!!!




scifi1133 -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/17/2008 11:52:53 AM)

Hmmmm I don't call self preservation being a wus. Ha! I wanna live. I wanna live.




sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/17/2008 12:02:47 PM)

i think we can take him, Aylee....




Aylee -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/17/2008 12:30:59 PM)

I think that we can too!




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