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sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/16/2008 5:05:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: scifi1133 LOL I can unfortunately admit I had nothing to do with teaching(or lack therof) Holly to cook. Or to put it better to burn things down actually i taught myself to start fires...i mean...to cook. I started with "The Joy of Cooking" but left it on the stove after i turned on the burner and caught it on fire. From then on i just winged it.

scifi1133 -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/16/2008 5:06:27 AM)
Julia childs would be so proud.

sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/16/2008 5:08:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: scifi1133 Julia childs would be so proud. rumor has it she was a slut

scifi1133 -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/16/2008 5:10:06 AM)
Would just make me like her more lmao.

puppen -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/16/2008 5:15:03 AM)
Did you teach me in my sleep? A few years ago, I was trying to put a lasagna in the oven, and it flipped over and the whole damn thing caught fire!

scifi1133 -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/16/2008 5:16:46 AM)
Rotflmao....well as I said a couple of pages ago...I blew up hard boiled eggs when I forgot about then on the stove.

puppen -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/16/2008 5:19:27 AM)
You blew up a boiled egg!? SNORT Well, at least you didn't try to microwave an egg.

scifi1133 -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/16/2008 5:32:29 AM)
LOL No I heard about that one. No I was trying to hard bouil some eggs and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and forgetting about them.

sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/16/2008 5:34:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: scifi1133 Rotflmao....well as I said a couple of pages ago...I blew up hard boiled eggs when I forgot about then on the stove. i did that too... if we ever run out of ammo in Iraq the answer would be exploding egg shells.......

scifi1133 -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/16/2008 5:36:34 AM)
damn right. And it took forever for me to get that stuff off the ceiling and stove and walls. Those things are lethal.

lilmissdefiant -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/16/2008 6:13:55 AM)
LMFAO ohhh I just read the whole thread, keyboard is sticky from the 6 times a coughed up lemonade on it from laughing while reading, not to mention the burning feeling I have it in my nose from the lemonade spraying out of it. I have a headache from laughing so hard...mind you I've burnt too many things, including a tea-towel I had put over my pasta sause from trying to stop it going everywhere. not to mention the number of pots I've destroyed from burning things in them completely by accident...kinda...is it true that grapes will catch fire if you put them in the microwave?? contacts Mythbusters

puppen -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/16/2008 6:14:01 AM)
[8\|] I once put a burrito in the microwave... Foil still on. The door melted off. My momma was maaaaaaaad. [:D]

scifi1133 -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/16/2008 6:14:54 AM)
Lmao

KMsAngel -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/16/2008 6:16:25 AM)
[:o], puppen! hope she made you pay for a new one!

sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/16/2008 6:17:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: puppen [8\|] I once put a burrito in the microwave... Foil still on. The door melted off. oops...and i blamed the melted door on the exploding salsa....

puppen -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/16/2008 6:20:36 AM)
[:D] My Dad scolded me while I ate the burrito. I had to wash his truck and clean the fridge, if memory serves.

sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/16/2008 6:22:18 AM)
now i am hungry for a burrito

cjan -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/16/2008 6:28:17 AM)
Dear holly, y'all live on a farm and ya cyan't cook ? ?? No wonder he beats you...

sirsholly -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/16/2008 6:35:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Dear holly, y'all live on a farm and ya cyan't cook ? ?? No wonder he beats you... MAW HA HA HA.... my plan is working!!!

beargonewild -> RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking (9/16/2008 6:57:15 AM)
That's only until Mr Jim finds a replacement!

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