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CalifChick -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 9:02:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Of course it works, and every time. Y'all are , apparently, not readers of the "Dear Cali" thread. No, apparently they are not. It can make you even happier if you beg to cowgirl up and he says yes. nodnodnod Cali

PrincessJ77 -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 9:03:25 AM)
Buying me shoes would get me in a better mood. Then I might be persuaded to suck a cock, if I could leave my shoes on.

AMaster -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 9:04:11 AM)
It might work for some. I've never tried this kind of treatment for depression, but I know many women who genuinely enjoy giving oral. For them, the act might cheer them up. I'll have to do more research. Are there any depressed sub fems out there who want to take part in the study?

LaTigresse -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 9:05:01 AM)
I can say with 100% conviction that it certainly would not do anything to make me feel better.

Lynnxz -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 9:06:31 AM)
Would I do it for C? Absolutely, and I'd be happy- Would I do it for some asshat who whips his cock out in a bar and demands a little fun? No, and I'd probably throatcheck him too.

kiwisub12 -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 9:07:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AMaster It might work for some. I've never tried this kind of treatment for depression, but I know many women who genuinely enjoy giving oral. For them, the act might cheer them up. I'll have to do more research. Are there any depressed sub fems out there who want to take part in the study? that is so sweet of you to volunteer - i know that the field work wouldn't do a thing for you personally, so you are a real humanitarian!! [8\|]

Notsweet -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 9:07:40 AM)
Wow--you sound just like the guy who keeps calling and asking why I won't see him again....

RealSub58 -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 9:08:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kiwisub12 quote: ORIGINAL: RealSub58 What about the boss, a man, who is having a bad day and all he seems to do is throw mini testosterone fits...... "damn, he didnt get it this morning!" So ... what you are saying is that giving the boss a bj before going to work is a humanitarian task for the wife/SO? Maybe it could be a codiceil in the pre-nup. One who is devoted to the promotion of human welfare and the advancement of social reforms. A supplement or appendix to a will. Darn kiwi, you make my brain go into overdrive this am...[:D]I had to look those words up ! [8D] If the wife/so is an employee, she might get the hint that performing a humanitarian "duty" might help her co workers. Better yet, lock the door to his office and either bj him or just kinks those balls [:D][:D][:D][:D]

Emperor1956 -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 9:09:30 AM)
FR: Lynn sweety, you only read the first sentence of the post. That's the problem with you young women...always in such a rush GRIN E. Edited to add: The word is "codicil" It used to generally mean appendix, but in modern usage it only is a formal addition to a previously made will. So we would call the addition to a prenup. an "amendment" or if appropriate a "restatement and amendment". E, feeling legally pedantic on this lovely Sunday morning.

cjan -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 9:10:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse I can say with 100% conviction that it certainly would not do anything to make me feel better. I'm afraid you, LaT, fairy and others of your ilk don't get a vote on this issue for obvious reasons. [sm=pillowfight.gif]

kiwisub12 -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 9:12:03 AM)
Hehe - there you go - you have learned your new thing for today, and all before lunch! Heck - i was thinking it would be her wifely duty to "take care" of her loved one before inflicting him on the poor hapeless workers of the world.

Lynnxz -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 9:12:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 FR: Lynn sweety, you only read the first sentence of the post. That's the problem with you young women...always in such a rush GRIN E. Apparently you only picked up the cocksucking part of the post. That's the problem with you old men..... [:D]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 9:12:56 AM)
Could I gnaw a little? Chewing makes me feel better. I go through a lot of gum these days...

kiwisub12 -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 9:13:51 AM)
I would think you could get a lot of chew from a penis - all those fibrous structures would stand a bit of mastication.

Emperor1956 -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 9:15:02 AM)
FR: quote: quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 FR: Lynn sweety, you only read the first sentence of the post. That's the problem with you young women...always in such a rush GRIN E. Apparently you only picked up the cocksucking part of the post. That's the problem with you old men..... [:D] Speaking for old men everywhere, we have NO problem with your cocksucking. Honest. NONE AT ALL. smiles E.

Emperor1956 -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 9:21:48 AM)
quote: LatTigresse: I can say with 100% conviction that it certainly would not do anything to make me feel better. LaT, what you have to understand is that men who adopt this selection strategy are unlikely to be found within 500 yards of you. Their loss, of course, but then again what did you expect? Concomitant with adoption of this strategy is the absolute unshakeable belief that (1) ALL real women want to suck his cock, ALL the time and (2) that any woman who doesn't want to suck him is just not on the radar. And, apparently, a lexan jock strap might be appropriate based on the other comments GRIN.

GreedyTop -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 9:29:45 AM)
I had an ex that tried this tactic on me whenever I was feeling out of sorts. Notice I said TRIED. Notice also that I said EX.

cjan -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 9:50:12 AM)
What was the problemo, Greeds ? Dick too big..too small...poor hygiene ? [sm=dunno.gif]

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 9:51:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Notsweet Maybe I just keep running into them, but there seem to be a great number of men who believe that when a woman is sad, or not feeling well, or having a bad day, it's a good idea to tell her that she'd feel better if she gave them a blowjob. I'm not kidding. Really. A friend tells me that last week, the guy actually pulled his cock out in her living room and started grabbing and mauling her, until she fought him, and got him out of the house. This also seems to be a popular favorite pick up technique. My question--has this actually worked on someone? Really? and people wonder why i hate men

GreedyTop -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 9:52:16 AM)
no, actually.. perfect size, nice and clean.. We've HAD the discussion about cocksucking, Cj (smooches, btw).. if I'm depressed/ill/grumpy/etc, it certainly not going to help me to do something I'm indifferent about at best....

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