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cjan -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 10:23:18 AM)

Well, there's your problem, Greeds, and , probably, your #1 obtacle to being hired as SD's personal assistant.

*smoochesandsnugglegropes*



GreedyTop -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 10:24:13 AM)

*sigh* You are probably correct, Cj .....



cravesdom -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 12:02:48 PM)

I think if he really wanted to cheer me up he would be offering me oral sex instead of suggesting I give him a blow job. Just a crazy thought.

And yes, I was very briefly involved with a man who thought that the answer to pretty much anything was a blow job. Not for me it wasn't.



AMaster -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 12:20:27 PM)

>>>>>  Taking notes   [;)]



SoulPiercer -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 12:23:35 PM)

Life is a numbers game.

80% of success is just showing up.

The fact is .. if you never ask to get a blow job .. you'll never get one.

For a lot of guys .. asking is worth the risk.

There are also a lot of guys who get turned on seeing a woman upset, crying (see damsel in distress). Their natural reaction is to distract you from whatever is bothering you.

What better way to distract you than to whip out Mini-Me and give you a little special sauce with your tube steak?



Daddysredhead -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 12:30:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SoulPiercer

What better way to distract you than to whip out Mini-Me and give you a little special sauce with your tube steak?


SP, I nearly choked when I read this.  You're so bad... LOL...



TabrisMaceth -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 12:44:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cravesdom
I think if he really wanted to cheer me up he would be offering me oral sex instead of suggesting I give him a blow job.


Yeah! That makes perfect sense, right? Am I seriously the only guy who's ever thought to do that? "Ahhh! Bad day, honey? Come over here...and lemme lick your honey pot like a hungry Pooh bear!"

-Tabris



Daddysredhead -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 12:54:41 PM)

See, there could be something to that, Tabris. 

Yesterday, I was in a really pissy mood, all cranky and such because of bills and life stuff.  After a bit of letting me stew and be grumpy, Daddy led me back to my room, locked the door, and a little [sm=sex.gif]  ensued.  After all was said and done, my attitude had been adjusted quite nicely and, magically, the planets had re-aligned.    [:)]

*giggles*



CalifChick -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 12:58:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TabrisMaceth
"Ahhh! Bad day, honey? Come over here...and lemme lick your honey pot like a hungry Pooh bear!"




Wellll SUMBITCH!  Am I ever having a BAD DAY!!!!!!



Cali
(runs to the bed, jumps on, gets in position, and waits hopefully)



Daddysredhead -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 1:00:45 PM)

*snickers*  [8D]



PeterJay -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 1:06:04 PM)

So how does this work? Lady: I’m depressed today. Guy: So suck my dick!   If your lady is depressed why would you be so insensitive and ask for a BJ? You are only thinking of yourself when the bigger question should be; “Why is she so sad?” Make her feel special instead of using her to get your rocks off. Depression hurts everyone involved.



GreedyTop -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 1:14:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: PeterJay

So how does this work? Lady: I’m depressed today. Guy: So suck my dick!   If your lady is depressed why would you be so insensitive and ask for a BJ? You are only thinking of yourself when the bigger question should be; “Why is she so sad?” Make her feel special instead of using her to get your rocks off. Depression hurts everyone involved.



because some guys can't EVER think with the head that sits on their shoulders?



Daddysredhead -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 1:19:40 PM)

Yeah, I'm pretty apathetic towards blowjobs.  Having a guy try to stick his wankie in my mouth when I'm truly falling apart emotionally isn't going to work well for me.  If I'm just feeling moody, well, let's see if the "phuk ya till ya get a smile on your face" thing works.  [8D]  (ok, well it worked yesterday...  but I want to make sure this study is explored in depth... in the interest of science, yanno.)  LOL



SoulPiercer -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 1:24:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

quote:

ORIGINAL: SoulPiercer

What better way to distract you than to whip out Mini-Me and give you a little special sauce with your tube steak?


SP, I nearly choked when I read this.  You're so bad... LOL...


Red .. I hadn't thought of it .. but making sure she chokes on her snack meat could add a rather interesting dynamic. Yum.



Daddysredhead -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 1:27:03 PM)

Oh my gosh, SP!!!  *so wrong... so very, very wrong*  LMAO...

~ Heimlich Red



Notsweet -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 2:42:29 PM)

Well, I'm glad I'm old now. If  "suck my dick" is what I'm supposed to expect in place of comfort and understanding, I think I'll plan to be alone.
Honestly, if it wasn't for men, I'd probably never be sad....



cjan -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 4:24:37 PM)

Perhaps I've been a wee bit insensitive here. I guess I should offer the lady in question an opportunity to blow me or a vigorous butt fucking to cheer her up. It's good to have options and choices.



DiurnalVampire -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 4:32:38 PM)

I was dating a guy that tried that line on me, several times when I had a REALLY bad headache.
"Trust me, you'll feel better if you blow me"  gets old, and so I finally agreed. I also bit him when he was just about to cum. Hard enough that not only did I completely ruin the orgasm, but I left bruises.
"You are right," I said, "I do feel better now."

We broke up the next day. This was the last straw for me, really, since he pestered me that entire night until I asked him to go home so I could have some peace. But the bj thing doesnt ACTUALLY work, I doubt he would have considered that a success.

DV



marieToo -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 4:41:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Notsweet

This also seems to be a popular favorite pick up technique. My question--has this actually worked on someone? Really?


A direct Suck my cock, bitch works nicely.  But then, I'm easy like that.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: Serious question--has this EVER worked? (9/28/2008 4:42:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

Maybe I just keep running into them, but there seem to be a great number of men who believe that when a woman is sad, or not feeling well, or having a bad day,  it's a good idea to tell her that she'd feel better if she gave them a blowjob. I'm not kidding. Really.

A friend tells me that last week, the guy actually pulled his cock out in her living room and started grabbing and mauling her, until she fought him, and got him out of the house.

This also seems to be a popular favorite pick up technique. My question--has this actually worked on someone? Really?


I haven't a clue, but being a fan of physics, where all things are ultimately possible...I have to believe there's some validity in the concept.



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