bluepanda -> RE: McCain/______ (10/10/2008 8:30:48 PM)
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Who'd be stupid enough to take the job? Shit, who'd be stupid enough to even take McCain's phone calls at this point? "Governor Pawlenty's office; may I help you?" (Gravelly voice with heavy Mid-Eastern accent) "Ah, yes, please. I am wanting to speak with Governor Pawlenty, if it pleases." "And whom may I say is calling, sir?" "Ah, tell him it is wealthy campaign contributor from wealthy oil-rich foreign ally country, please!" "Ummm.... uh.... very well. Hold a moment, sir.... Excuse me, Governor Pawlenty?" "Yes, Gladys?" "I'm sorry to disturb you, but there's another phone call." "Oh, shit. Who is it?" "Well, I think it's Senator McCain again, Governor. He's pretending to be an Arab this time, sir." "Oh, for christ's sake. An Arab! Goddamn it. Why did I ever give that pathetic bastard my number? Tell him... ah, shit, I don't know. Tell him I'm bowling or something." "I told him that yesterday, sir. When he called up pretending to be the neighbor kid, asking if your refrigerator was running. Remember the news stories last night? All those film clips of the Senator running through all the bowling alleys in St. Paul, peering under the benches and yelling, 'Tim, Tim, where are you?' I don't think we should use that one again, sir." "Yeah, you're right. OK, tell him... tell him I'm in the sauna with Joe Biden. Maybe that'll slow him down for a day or two. Shit, why'd i ever give that fucking loser my work number?"
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