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LadyPact -> RE: Question about talking to People from Collarme (11/9/2008 5:41:22 AM)

I was going to let this one go.  I really was.  I even deleted some of what I'm about to say here, and kept My prior comment on it to the "fake" card in My last post.

If so many of us are fake, how is it that a number of us have met people from the site, seen them at local and/or major events, and socialized with them at lifestyle venues?  Every once in a while, I used to joke with folks, asking them how they knew I wasn't some middle aged man in Jersey who was living in his parents basement.  The joke stopped working because too many people had met Me.   It's that way for a lot of us here.  Check out the link in Lady H's sig line for another example.

Speaking of jokes though, I'll tell you one that I saw on a Ron White bit.  He starts out by saying that he was doing a routine at an army base somewhere.  In the middle of his show, a woman yells out, "I've had sex with half of the men on this post, and none of them were any good."  So the comic replies, "Did you ever happen to think that the common denominator is you?"




sirsholly -> RE: Question about talking to People from Collarme (11/9/2008 5:47:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

I was going to let this one go.  I really was.  I even deleted some of what I'm about to say here, and kept My prior comment on it to the "fake" card in My last post.

If so many of us are fake, how is it that a number of us have met people from the site, seen them at local and/or major events, and socialized with them at lifestyle venues? 


hell LadyP...because us fakes attract other fakes...don'tyaknow? As a fake sub i met a fake Dom here...we had a fake wedding and the rest is phony history.




Madame4a -> RE: Question about talking to People from Collarme (11/9/2008 7:17:35 AM)

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ORIGINAL: thishereboi



Well, you said she was a true female tyrant and you wouldn't be here if you were happy with that, so why are you against a divorce? Go find a women who can make you happy and quit whining.


Some of the best advice given here... at least for some of the men I've met... simple and perfect..

thanks for that




RedMagic1 -> RE: Question about talking to People from Collarme (11/9/2008 3:54:33 PM)

Yeah, azjojoba spilled a #10 can of WTF all over a perfectly nice thread.  I like UmbraDomina's legs too, but -- even though you can't see them in her photo -- she's got a heart and a brain too.  Kinda like most other women who happen to identify as "dominant."

The thing is, if a guy repels every woman looking for a relationship or a kinky friendship, the only people who will answer his emails (or write him first) are scammers.  Hence "everyone" is fake, because 100% of the people who will talk to him are fake.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Question about talking to People from Collarme (11/9/2008 7:12:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

I was going to let this one go.  I really was.  I even deleted some of what I'm about to say here, and kept My prior comment on it to the "fake" card in My last post.

If so many of us are fake, how is it that a number of us have met people from the site, seen them at local and/or major events, and socialized with them at lifestyle venues? 


hell LadyP...because us fakes attract other fakes...don'tyaknow? As a fake sub i met a fake Dom here...we had a fake wedding and the rest is phony history.



Good job on the imaginary Loud One! [:D]




LadyConstanze -> RE: Question about talking to People from Collarme (11/11/2008 12:35:17 PM)


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Good point! The internet brings out phonies and frauds from both sexes. I advise men to filter out all women under the age of 40, since they are all scams -- even on this website.



Please do filter me out and I promise to shed a tear (no matter how many onions I have to peel).

Great to know that I am a scam. I bow to your superior experience here, after all you met errr nobody from here? What a surprise that is... Can I feign shock and disbelieve?

I don't know you but based on what you wrote and your profile, several things cross my mind

1. Impolite, condescending and bitter (not too bright also crossed my mind)
2. Not exactly eye candy (I'm being very polite here)
3. Married and wants to cheat on his wife

Well, I do wonder why there aren't any takers.... Must be, hmmm, yes, of course, all the women are fakes, everybody knows that it is the wildest dream of every Domme to find a married guy with love handles who complains a lot. You know if you want a spanking, no strings attached, why don't you book a session with a professional disciplinarian? Matter resolved, most likely they are quite attractive, real and are also glad to have no strings...





Madame4a -> RE: Question about talking to People from Collarme (11/11/2008 2:14:56 PM)

I'm trying really hard, well maybe not that hard to stiffle my giggles...
wonderful post

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze


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Good point! The internet brings out phonies and frauds from both sexes. I advise men to filter out all women under the age of 40, since they are all scams -- even on this website.



Please do filter me out and I promise to shed a tear (no matter how many onions I have to peel).

Great to know that I am a scam. I bow to your superior experience here, after all you met errr nobody from here? What a surprise that is... Can I feign shock and disbelieve?

I don't know you but based on what you wrote and your profile, several things cross my mind

1. Impolite, condescending and bitter (not too bright also crossed my mind)
2. Not exactly eye candy (I'm being very polite here)
3. Married and wants to cheat on his wife

Well, I do wonder why there aren't any takers.... Must be, hmmm, yes, of course, all the women are fakes, everybody knows that it is the wildest dream of every Domme to find a married guy with love handles who complains a lot. You know if you want a spanking, no strings attached, why don't you book a session with a professional disciplinarian? Matter resolved, most likely they are quite attractive, real and are also glad to have no strings...






Politesub53 -> RE: Question about talking to People from Collarme (11/11/2008 3:08:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: azjojoba

I advise men to filter out all women under the age of 40, since they are all scams -- even on this website.



Thanks for this. I have blocked all the women under 40 like you said. Next I blocked all the ones over 40, as they used to be under 40. Hopefully the ones that are left will contact me. [8|]




OttersSwim -> RE: Question about talking to People from Collarme (11/11/2008 4:04:14 PM)

Nah...they're all fakes... [>:]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Question about talking to People from Collarme (11/11/2008 5:46:03 PM)

I am not only fake, I am imaginary, as are ALL My friends!  Elan especially, he's a hallucination.  And that UmbraDomina?  Absolutely a guy.  So is her husband~




UmbraDomina -> RE: Question about talking to People from Collarme (11/11/2008 7:46:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I am not only fake, I am imaginary, as are ALL My friends!  Elan especially, he's a hallucination.  And that UmbraDomina?  Absolutely a guy.  So is her husband~


whinessssssssss you promised not to tell  anyone I am really a short,fat,hairy old man !!!




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Question about talking to People from Collarme (11/11/2008 8:44:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: UmbraDomina

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I am not only fake, I am imaginary, as are ALL My friends!  Elan especially, he's a hallucination.  And that UmbraDomina?  Absolutely a guy.  So is her husband~


whinessssssssss you promised not to tell  anyone I am really a short,fat,hairy old man !!!



No, really, this way they will confuse you with RAY!  It's all part of the plan...[8D]




azjojoba -> RE: Question about talking to People from Collarme (11/11/2008 9:06:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze


Great to know that I am a scam. I bow to your superior experience here, after all you met errr nobody from here?


Thanks for bowing to my superior judgement. That's quite accommodating of of you.

You are sort of funny. I like that! [;)]  I could see you cracking your whip and making funny jokes at the same time. [:D]

I apologize to everyone on this thread for any misunderstandings I might have created. Perhaps scam is a poor choice of words -- what I should have said is that the women on this site that are under 40 are either fakes or pros. The pros are the honest ones because they say so, and the fakes are the ones that don't admit it. Of course there are the rare exceptions, but I challenge any of you to search women by age and come to a different conclusion.




azjojoba -> RE: Question about talking to People from Collarme (11/11/2008 9:08:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Politesub53

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ORIGINAL: azjojoba

I advise men to filter out all women under the age of 40, since they are all scams -- even on this website.



Thanks for this. I have blocked all the women under 40 like you said. Next I blocked all the ones over 40, as they used to be under 40. Hopefully the ones that are left will contact me. [8|]


I recommend that you search for any female over the age of 18 and under the age of 25, that is if your budget can handle it.




RedMagic1 -> RE: Question about talking to People from Collarme (11/11/2008 9:14:59 PM)

And a 24 year old kinkster would want to meet you in real life because of why exactly?  What reason could you provide other than  cash?




LadyConstanze -> RE: Question about talking to People from Collarme (11/12/2008 4:52:33 AM)


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ORIGINAL: azjojoba




Thanks for bowing to my superior judgement. That's quite accommodating of of you.

You are sort of funny. I like that! [;)]  I could see you cracking your whip and making funny jokes at the same time. [:D]

I apologize to everyone on this thread for any misunderstandings I might have created. Perhaps scam is a poor choice of words -- what I should have said is that the women on this site that are under 40 are either fakes or pros. The pros are the honest ones because they say so, and the fakes are the ones that don't admit it. Of course there are the rare exceptions, but I challenge any of you to search women by age and come to a different conclusion.




Wow, you really think I am funny? I am soooo flattered and yes, I have cracked the whip and made jokes, you know being a Domme doesn't mean that you have to be pissed off, I quite enjoy whipping people, so why should I actually act pissed off...

So since I am not a pro I must be a fake? Or should I just wait a few years (I hope you don't decide to upgrade your age limit) and then come back. Will you give me a shout when you have reached China, you are a fantastic digger!

I challenge you to go on a regular vanilla dating site and put up your picture, mention that you are married and you are looking for a bit of fluff on the side, not able to make a commitment you just want your kicks, and then come back and report that you had so much more success there than here.

So you are 51 (or your profile claims that) not exactly a fitness addict and you are disgruntled that women who could be your daughters aren't interested in "casual, private meetings" with you for the joy of fulfilling your desires. How about a dose of realism? What exactly do you have to offer?
To be honest, even if you had the body of an Adonis, charming, exactly my cup of tea, etc., after reading your journal, I'd be put off simply because I wouldn't particularly care to have private moments displayed on a public site for all to see, I do believe in the old saying that a gentleman enjoys but doesn't brag about his exploits...




Politesub53 -> RE: Question about talking to People from Collarme (11/12/2008 10:19:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: azjojoba

I recommend that you search for any female over the age of 18 and under the age of 25, that is if your budget can handle it.



Why should this worry me ?  I suspect most 18-25 year olds want a guy close to their own age, true enough, some may be after cash. Yet none of this is really my concern. I am not 18-25 and I am not looking to be a sugar daddy. What I am looking for is someone with a similar outlook to me, and sooner or later, I will meet that certain someone.




Dnomyar -> RE: Question about talking to People from Collarme (11/13/2008 7:48:01 AM)

Lady H just showed you why I do not like to post a picture. If a picture is a deal breaker then you people are sad. I have meet several people from CM in person. None had a pic and neither did I at the time. That has not stopped us from being good friends. How many times have you met total strangers and became good friends with them with out seeing a picture first. We do it all of the time. Check your vanity at the door. We should be here to meet people for who they are not for what they look like.




LadyConstanze -> RE: Question about talking to People from Collarme (11/13/2008 8:04:41 AM)

When it comes to friends, I do agree, however when it comes to people looking for partners, it can be a bit different because if they are simply not attracted to a certain type, I wouldn't call it shallow, it's how they are wired...





Dnomyar -> RE: Question about talking to People from Collarme (11/13/2008 8:58:14 AM)

Some on here have an age preference on here some don't. Some on here have a weight preference and some don't. I'm going on 65. I have been turned down because of my age and not having a bodybuilders build. I have dated several women 20's and up  that I have met on CM. I have had several Dom's on here ask me to back off and let them have a chance at the women on here. I have no tolerance for anyone who lets age or looks get in the way of possibly making a great friend. The ones who bitch about being on here a long time and can't get anyone to talk with therm. Though shit people. You might want to try a change of attitude.  




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