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funny names - 11/8/2008 1:44:04 PM

LadyEllen

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Know any names that have comedic value? Post them here - but they have to be real!

I'll start with Whitehouse employee Randy Bumgardner someone whose name will be hilarious for Brits at least

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RE: funny names - 11/8/2008 1:48:38 PM

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Our Loss Prevention Head at work is named Billy Bass
We have a customer named Anita Coxen-Dikhaus
Another Fuk Mi Rau (prounounced Raw)
and by younger brother's best friend mother's name is Layme Ho

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RE: funny names - 11/8/2008 1:50:08 PM

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There is a footballer called Kenny Lunt, who plays for Sheffield Wednesday.
Whenever he is playing in a match with commentary they hesitate before saying his name.
http://www.4thegame.com/club/sheffield-wednesday-fc/player-profile/2523/kennylunt.html

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RE: funny names - 11/8/2008 1:51:38 PM

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Use to work with someone called Theresa Steel ... got married but her surname now is Green ... so not much better really

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RE: funny names - 11/8/2008 2:34:23 PM

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Went to school with twin brothers Peter & Jack Rabbit
Sisters freinds maiden name is Mary Mass (her middle name is Chris)
Customer of mine is Dick Burns
Anita Mann (Solid Gold Choreographer)

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RE: funny names - 11/8/2008 2:38:50 PM

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Went to school with a Jack Frost and Summer Rain.
My sister went to school with twins named Today and Tomorrow. They were bron on separate days, so i assume their mother thought that would be cute. Tomorrow changed her name just before graduation.

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RE: funny names - 11/8/2008 2:40:06 PM

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a friend of mine - and he swears its true, went to school with two brothers, Peter and Andrew Ness. The names were called on the register as first initial followed by surname.

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RE: funny names - 11/8/2008 2:41:46 PM

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Nemesis Black.

I'm not even kidding in the slightest.

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RE: funny names - 11/8/2008 2:52:42 PM

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Ok, this is something of a hobby for me. (gawd what a boring life!) Yes, all of them are real and unless noted, I have actually met them.
Thonglian Voutsenlath. No hidden meaning here, but what a handle!
Harley Wiggle. No, I am not making this up.
2 brothers I encountered who's family came from the old world, surname Monster:
Airy (presumably short for Airistotle) Monster
Corny (presumably short for Cornealeous) Monster
No, I am not making these up!
From movie credits:
Archie Bacon

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RE: funny names - 11/8/2008 5:11:12 PM

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My sister graduated HS with a Candy Barr.
I had a student last year named Hermonica Charles. Nothing wrong with the combo- but Hermonica???

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RE: funny names - 11/8/2008 5:45:00 PM

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I worked with a woman named Anita Hooker (when the guys called her on the radio they always pronounced it Ah Need a Hooker). She'd come back with, "5 dollar, love you long time)

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RE: funny names - 11/8/2008 5:47:23 PM

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fook u
fook me

austin powers.

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RE: funny names - 11/8/2008 5:48:14 PM

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Working in the medical field, we see a lot of "interesting" names. The latest is a surname of "Cockshott", no kidding. Awhile ago there was one named "Fonda Cox".

I don't mean to be disrespectful, but in Arlington National Cemetery, there is a tombstone with the name "Rear Admiral ______ Quackenbush" on it.

For the record, P. Ness & A. Ness's parents should be shot!

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RE: funny names - 11/8/2008 5:56:08 PM

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I saw some interesting names when I was a teacher.

There was:

Harry Head, and his sister Penny Head. Their father's name was Richard. (Think about that one for a minute, and it'll come to you.)
Ben Dover
Crissmas Noelle Carroll II (yes, the 2nd...named after her mother, apparently)
ETA: There's a lawyer here in Huntsville named Richard Dick.

Why, oh why, are parents soooooo cruel????

Oh, I know...to make the rest of us laugh.

< Message edited by bamabbwsub -- 11/8/2008 6:00:38 PM >

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RE: funny names - 11/8/2008 6:10:23 PM

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I went to school with a Kelly Green

I once had a patient named Harry Bush

I was offered a job by a Dick Mann

A friend who named his baby boy Justin, his last name was Kase

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RE: funny names - 11/8/2008 6:12:13 PM

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If you guys are listing actual full names of people, do you think that's the right thing to do? Especially the one of a student. egads.

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RE: funny names - 11/8/2008 6:14:51 PM

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Well, it was 34 years ago for the student, and she thought it was funny then. And really, if someone doesn't get the humor of how their name sounds, or it bothers them, they would have changed it.

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RE: funny names - 11/8/2008 6:15:29 PM

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My students and customers all know I have told others of their "unique" names and they are alright with it. They have actually been known to tell me things like "at least I am not named..."

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RE: funny names - 11/8/2008 6:21:12 PM

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Candy Cane and her sister Honey Bell ... family name withheld

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RE: funny names - 11/8/2008 6:25:54 PM

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General Reply:

It wasn't an attack at anyone in particular, but it's very easy under this kind of circumstance to list names without realizing that it's not really innocent chit chat. When you name people in full, on the internet, they're no longer anonymous. It's easy to check the area someone lives in from their cm profile, then look up the name of the "customer", the "patient", the "student" etc....

I just thought I would put that out there for you guys to consider.

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