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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

You must be aware of the principles of performance related pay?.................acceptable conduct = bestowed with a charter granting a measured slurp 3 times a week.......excellent behaviour = elevated to woodpecker status 5 times a week.....fall by the wayside = get the lass from next door 'round so she can enjoy the fruits of labour instead. There's no such thing as something for nothing in this life, and in the grand scheme of dreams and aspirations, even a burrow owl can find a way to get its cock sucked.