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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty
Perfection in da house.........................................

the outhouse, maybe

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ORIGINAL: impishlilhellcat

Hye I've got talent I can crash into people, trip over thin air, trip up the stairs, and a bunch of other things

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

Gwyn..compared to being pregnant, lugging a watermelon around is a piece of cake!

But the end result is such a priceless gift

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ORIGINAL: persephonee

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

Gwyn..compared to being pregnant, lugging a watermelon around is a piece of cake!

But the end result is such a priceless gift

i agree, holly, watermelons are indeed a gift from God.

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ORIGINAL: stella41b

Not long back I was at a railway station here in London with a friend trying to rush to make a connecting train. We rushed up the steps, but I tripped over the top step and went flying, colliding with one of two officers of the British Transport Police walking up to the stairs. It wouldn't have been so bad hadn't my face hit him in his crotch and me making a grab for his trousers.

All I can remember is him making this 'oof' sound and me thinking 'Oh shit' (as you do in such a situation). Fortunately the policemen were very understanding.

The worst part was that it was during the rush hour with lots of people around. I have never wanted to just vanish into thin air so badly.

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ORIGINAL: stella41b

Not long back I was at a railway station here in London with a friend trying to rush to make a connecting train. We rushed up the steps, but I tripped over the top step and went flying, colliding with one of two officers of the British Transport Police walking up to the stairs. It wouldn't have been so bad hadn't my face hit him in his crotch and me making a grab for his trousers.

All I can remember is him making this 'oof' sound and me thinking 'Oh shit' (as you do in such a situation). Fortunately the policemen were very understanding.

The worst part was that it was during the rush hour with lots of people around. I have never wanted to just vanish into thin air so badly.

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ORIGINAL: SilverMark

there is one in every crowd....

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ORIGINAL: LumusandtheLady

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ORIGINAL: soul2share
It wasn't me, but rather my sister, that is the walker.  When we were younger, she'd walk all the time....we had bunk beds, and the nitwit would get down on the wall side of the bed, crawl across me, then go about whatever it was she was gonna do...one night, she came back upstairs with an entire package of bologna between two pieces of bread...she HATES bologna.....well, since we were told NOT to wake her, I let her eat it.  The look on her face the next morning when I told her what she'd done was great!!  Then there was the time, at age 16, that my dad had to go get her from the backyard......she was stark naked, (didn't sleep in jammies), outside, yelling at the dogs to be quiet!  He took a blanket outside, wrapped her up and pointed her toward the house......then next day, he told my mom that she had to tell Sis to start wearing something to bed.  I'm not sure who was more embarassed....Dad or Sis!

Me.....I'm full of stories like the ones mentioned......being ON the cell phone while looking for it....glasses on top of my head, keys in my hand......that sort of thing.  Sometimes, I'd forget my head if it wasn't screwed on tight!  How many of ya'll have gotten up from a chair, walked across the room, and can't remember WHY you got up?  Oh yeeeaaaaahhhhh....that would be me!

  Leaving your only casual shoes in Canada while there for weddings......
Rain da helpful

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: SilverMark

there is one in every crowd....

Oh AngelEyes.....i think he read your posts.

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

uh huh.

sigh. at least he was talking to you. he's such a cutie and he ignored me. sigh.

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

i need to perfect this art called torture. is that what one needs to do now when one starts dating?