Termyn8or -> RE: I was doing laundry and looked at the dryer lint and couldn't believe what a rich blue color it (1/19/2009 6:48:53 PM)
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Lint ? Filter ? What you all talking about ? <goes in basement. Finds out about lint filter, retrieves about three metric tons of lint. Now what am I going to do with all this lint ? Hey maybe filler for a quilt would be an idea. Have to call sis, I think she has one of those newfangled errr, things that sew things, sewing machine ? Maybe I should consider some lifestyle changes in light of this. I could just wear my clothes wet, but it's cold around here. Well maybe I could cover them with the lint ? Or I could make a fire with the lint and hang up the clothes to dry, down in the basement of course. Wait, there's something I'm forgetting about that, now what was it ? Oh yeah, burning the house down. OK next idea. Sis is not answering, I know, I got these huge bags. They literally fell off a truck, and no I did NOT steal them, I almost ran into them with my car and removed them from the middle of the road. They were a hazard, so I get the bags. Only problem is they say "DANGEROUS HAZARDOUS WASTE". That shouldn't bother people much. How many people know how to read these days anyway ? Or I could turn them inside out. Dammit, I just tripped on this stuff, right into the big pile. Wow, this stuff is cushy. Maybe I could sell it to people who make cushy things, like couches and Cadillacs and stuff. I smell a business opportunity here, too bad my next load won't be in for about seven years. At least smile. T
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