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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 9:22:20 AM   
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that Anonymously Concerned fellow should be ashamed of himself.....



Yes i agree.
If he shellfishly whinges here again his prescription will be stabbing himself in the bollocks with a rusty screwdriver

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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 9:23:39 AM   
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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 9:28:51 AM   
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As Kilt Protocol Officer, should I wear gloves?  (to keep my hand warm, eh!)

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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 9:40:03 AM   
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Sorry no fluffly counselling here.
Ya know lol often what is good for us isn't always pleasant




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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 9:43:11 AM   
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Dear Dr Missst,

As Kilt Protocol Officer, should I wear gloves?  (to keep my hand warm, eh!)

MistressManners.


Dear MistressManners,
 
May i suggest that when dealing with the Dominants tackle you rub your hand's prior to arranging, groping, checking said tackle. Warm skin in my experience is always far more preferable than the feel of acrylic or rubber. Unless of course said dominants have fetishes about the materials mentioned and then well go for it with gloves. Also you will get a much more 'hands on feeling experience'.
Do watch out for any smeg getting under your finger nails though and wash hands thoroughly after use *ahem*. Nothing worse than a nilla guest kissing your hand and discovering the aroma of sweaty dick and dick cheese.
When dealing with the subbies kilts might i suggest  the colder the hands the better or a nice spikey glove. You know one with razor sharp points, mmmmmmmmmm yummy.
Also If you discover smeg under a subbies foreskin i would suggest removing it with a nice coarse sand paper. Save the sandpaper and when said subbie has been to the buffet, just tap the sandpaper over the plate, giing a sprinkling of extra cheese and a smidge of skin to their gourmet delights

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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 9:54:21 AM   
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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 9:57:38 AM   
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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 9:59:57 AM   
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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 10:00:36 AM   
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Dear Miss. Are you doctor Ruths grand daughter???



Dear Dnomyar,

No i am a scientific experiment, some say gone wrong !!

< Message edited by missturbation -- 1/30/2009 10:01:45 AM >

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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 10:01:59 AM   
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huh?.....you said something Pots?...sorry got distracted.


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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 10:02:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Miss that is probably why they keep your hands tied.  Do you ever notice how the virgins bitch about being thrown in a volcano.

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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 10:03:35 AM   
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

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huh?.....you said something Pots?...sorry got distracted.



 Oh geez

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Do you ever notice how the virgins bitch about being thrown in a volcano.


Yet the cavemen continue to round us up to sacrifice to the gods.
I think some "bitching" is expected.

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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 10:04:29 AM   
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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 10:06:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ok potts. The answer to your delima is to give yourself over to me so that your no longer a virgin.

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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 10:06:45 AM   
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Dear Miss that is probably why they keep your hands tied.  Do you ever notice how the virgins bitch about being thrown in a volcano.


Dear Dnomyar,
 
I never mentioned a volcano, that is just potty's wishful thinking !
I have however noticed you that are in my surgery more often than Pirate has probably been in Greedy recently lol. And that will be a lot is my guess. Have you something you wish to share with Auntie misst that you are having trouble with? i promise i will not judge you too much

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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 10:07:48 AM   
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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 10:09:51 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Dr Misst.

Thanks for you helpful advice. I'm now wondering if it'll be in bad taste if I was to ask for a monetary donation while I service the wedding party? Yanno, just a small cash donation as a way to say thank you for me putting out?As I'd put that money aside for my future trip to the UK and offer myself to a certain yummy man (who shall remain anonymous)


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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 10:10:36 AM   
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I'm curious to read his answer to that question.............


Me too !!

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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 10:13:05 AM   
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Dear Miss. I have not had sex with an auntie of mine in a long time. Can you help me out there.

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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 10:17:46 AM   
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Dear Dr Misst.

Thanks for you helpful advice. I'm now wondering if it'll be in bad taste if I was to ask for a monetary donation while I service the wedding party? Yanno, just a small cash donation as a way to say thank you for me putting out?As I'd put that money aside for my future trip to the UK and offer myself to a certain yummy man (who shall remain anonymous)



Dear willing man whore,

Now i've heard it all !! Putting out would be putting you out bear? You have just taken the world record for longest growing nose whilst lieing i can tell ya !!
 
In answer to your question, yes it would be fucking tacky so i say do it. After all you can't beat a bit of bad taste at a wedding, yanno like the mother in laws hat, the bridesmaid picking her nose and eating it, the maid of dishonour thrusting her cleavage at the best man. Althoughhhhhh red is the dishonour in this case so bewbage thrusting is A1 fecking good taste to me

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