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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 11:18:39 AM   
SavageFaerie


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Status: offline 		oh color I'm dying over there, I was typing out the explanation when you posted it I think.
Thank you for clearing up the name. I thought thats what they were called but then I don't trust anything I think is what it is. The link says it all

I was hoping she knew the translation. 

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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 11:19:50 AM   
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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 11:23:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		as far as nilla's and family go, We know you all from a (non-specified) message board.

Mom knows (non-specifically) that I am..not nilla. Several friends know as well. 

Obviously, any blatant references to kink might be a bit surprising/shocking to the nillas/family,  so it would be appreciated if those references are kept among CM folks.. However, if there is an occasional slip, it's not the end of the world.

(this is also one of the reasons why we're issuing name tags...for easy identification)


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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 11:23:32 AM   
SavageFaerie


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Status: offline 		First time I mentioned fanny to shivvy with the us version. I had to explain what it was so she could figure it out......then she told me what fanny was there.   I think I laughed straight for a week. I learned so much slang from her that I generally know the translations now.

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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 11:24:10 AM   
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Of course you could also add a wad of money and sexual favours if you wish

A wad and a wad?



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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 11:31:42 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

as far as nilla's and family go, We know you all from a (non-specified) message board.

Mom knows (non-specifically) that I am..not nilla. Several friends know as well. 

Obviously, any blatant references to kink might be a bit surprising/shocking to the nillas/family,  so it would be appreciated if those references are kept among CM folks.. However, if there is an occasional slip, it's not the end of the world.

(this is also one of the reasons why we're issuing name tags...for easy identification)



Ok, thanks Monkey!  {{{{HUGS}}}}
Now, go take your **koff** nap!

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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 11:37:26 AM   
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that Anonymously Concerned fellow should be ashamed of himself.....



Yes i agree.
If he shellfishly whinges here again his prescription will be stabbing himself in the bollocks with a rusty screwdriver


<scampers to corner>

<thinks to self>

Self: "We mention one little tidbit about wank fodder while everyone else talks about deflowering or sacrificing a virgin...
and we're the bad guy?"

Other self: "Evidently....."
<goes in search of our preciousis>



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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 11:51:52 AM   
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Dear Dr Misst,

i've heard of this wedding of a certain Flying Monkey and a Pirate is going to be held in sunny Florida soon, and all the (CM) world and their brother are going to be there.  i, however, have very little to no means/chance of attending said nuptuals.  How do i make it up to the bride and her groom for my absence in this matter?

~ Stuck in Southern California



Dear stuck in Southern california,
 
There was a temptation to say loads of money lol. But ya know what, in truth i think Greedy and Pirate would appreciate warm heart felt wishes and your signature on their guest book.
Of course you could also add a wad of money and sexual favours if you wish

Mmkay, then.  Where's the guest book?  Where do i sign?


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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 11:56:33 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GimpinDenial

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

quote:

ORIGINAL: GimpinDenial

that Anonymously Concerned fellow should be ashamed of himself.....



Yes i agree.
If he shellfishly whinges here again his prescription will be stabbing himself in the bollocks with a rusty screwdriver


<scampers to corner>

<thinks to self>

Self: "We mention one little tidbit about wank fodder while everyone else talks about deflowering or sacrificing a virgin...
and we're the bad guy?"

Other self: "Evidently....."
<goes in search of our preciousis>




*raises eyebrows*
Hmm yes but they were being selfless, offering services. You on the other hand were being selfish lol.

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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 11:57:35 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Miss,

I got a Giant Blown up Poster sized picture of my Penis as a Wedding gift for Pirate and Greedy. I will be unable to attend I am wondering on who I can trust to Put the poster up for the Reception?

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Arial Photo Pecker

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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 11:58:10 AM   
missturbation


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quote:

ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

quote:

ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

Dear Dr Misst,

i've heard of this wedding of a certain Flying Monkey and a Pirate is going to be held in sunny Florida soon, and all the (CM) world and their brother are going to be there.  i, however, have very little to no means/chance of attending said nuptuals.  How do i make it up to the bride and her groom for my absence in this matter?

~ Stuck in Southern California



Dear stuck in Southern california,
 
There was a temptation to say loads of money lol. But ya know what, in truth i think Greedy and Pirate would appreciate warm heart felt wishes and your signature on their guest book.
Of course you could also add a wad of money and sexual favours if you wish

Mmkay, then.  Where's the guest book?  Where do i sign?



on the wedding website hun. You can link to it off the bottom of any of pirate commanders posts.

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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 11:58:34 AM   
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Dear Pirate,
 
I was once told that you can make lemonade from water, sugar and lemons. Put all in a glass, stir vigorously and bingo. So my thinking (twisted) says take one glass of pee, add apples and sugar and stir vigorously with ones penis. Voila home made cider.
 
To be blunt i think your mental condition is way past the stage where you need to worry about further deteriation. I would watch for things like asking for chips instead of crisps, a slight twang in your lovely dulcet brit tones and loss of sense of irony though. If this happens i prescribe a good dose of monty python followed by the young ones.
Should you start to agree with american politics please book the next flight home, bringing greedy with ya of course and i will immediately arrange for you to have severe electric shock treatment.



Dear Dr Misst , Thankyou once more for your advice has paid off again (fortunately Greedy has available a supply of intravenous Monty Python so I am now on what seems to be a suitable maintainence dose).

Thankyou for your home made cider recipe too , it will come in handy if I can find any apples (they only have orange trees to scrump off 'round here) and I know for sure that once made it is bound to be delicious compared to the American "Beer" (mind you ...... probably anything would).

Pirate

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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 11:59:46 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

Dear Miss,

I got a Giant Blown up Poster sized picture of my Penis as a Wedding gift for Pirate and Greedy. I will be unable to attend I am wondering on who I can trust to Put the poster up for the Reception?

Signed

Arial Photo Pecker




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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 12:00:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

Dear Miss,

I got a Giant Blown up Poster sized picture of my Penis as a Wedding gift for Pirate and Greedy. I will be unable to attend I am wondering on who I can trust to Put the poster up for the Reception?

Signed

Arial Photo Pecker


Dear Arial photo pecker,
 
Trust noone !!
Not one of those cm peeps will ensure it gets put up other than in their own rooms. I however will make sure it is up at the Brit party if you mail it to me

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If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 12:01:36 PM   
SteelofUtah


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Steel

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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 12:02:18 PM   
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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 12:03:00 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

God this thread is REALLY good for my Ego.

Steel


C'mon Steel, you KNOW you trust ME to do the right thing w/such a treasure!

**Eta, I sent you multiple bewbage shots, it's only fair**!!

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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 12:03:44 PM   
missturbation


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I will deal with your whinge bag problems when i return

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If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 12:04:35 PM   
colouredin


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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation
quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

Dear Miss,

I got a Giant Blown up Poster sized picture of my Penis as a Wedding gift for Pirate and Greedy. I will be unable to attend I am wondering on who I can trust to Put the poster up for the Reception?

Signed

Arial Photo Pecker


Dear Arial photo pecker,
 
Trust noone !!
Not one of those cm peeps will ensure it gets put up other than in their own rooms. I however will make sure it is up at the Brit party if you mail it to me


No, sorry dude dont trust her either, she will hide it for her own personal usage. Really the ONLY person you can trust is me I will ensure that it gets put up here, and will be close to the same condition that it came in. Honest.

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RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol - 1/30/2009 12:06:18 PM   
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