Daddysredhead
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Joined: 11/6/2005 From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Dr. Misst, As the Crew Bewbage Inspector, do you think this is a job better done with my hands or tongue? Always wanting to do the best job possible, Red Dear Red, It is my personal opinion that bewbage inspecting should be vigorous and thorough. I suggest the hands on approach first followed by :- Tongue Teeth Pin wheel Cane Whip Flogger Paddle Candle wax Knife Cupping Electro play Hands again Tongue Teeth and so on and so on. I know this may take up a 'little' of your time but i have a feeling you may not mind. Dear Dr. Misst, You are truly a woman of my own hear and design. I will slavishly inspect the multitude of bewbage at this grand event in order to ensure they are perky and edible, I mean... fluffy. quote:
Dear KM'sAngel, Here is what you do. You realise that it is your own fault that you live on the other side of the world and you punish yourself accordingly. Twenty cat o nine tail strikes on your bewbage should do it. Then you send a pic of said bewbage to Red (bewbage inspector) for her analysis. She will let you know if you have done a sufficent job on yourself. If not repeat process until Red is happy with results. What a lovely Dr. you are... I couldn't have said it better.
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