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allthatjaz -> Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 2:05:18 AM)
Recently I was talking to a good friend of mine thats a photographer. We were discussing erotic imagery when he told me that he hated pictures of a womans pussy. He went on to say that he found most womens bits were revolting and not something he wanted to look at. He also said that women should get themselves semi circumcised to be more attractive. BTW he's not gay Now I happen to be very fond of my vagina and all the bits that go with it! I have had it for many years, since I was born in fact and during my life it has given me many moments of pleasure. I have never looked at it (and I do often) and thought 'geez your ugly, perhaps I should see a surgeon'. I have never looked at another womans (I do that often too) and had vagina envy. I know women have strong opinions on a mans lower physique but I would love the opinion from men on what they think of the females lower anatomy? Also a question for the ladies. Would you ever consider getting a designer vagina?

sirsholly -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 2:10:37 AM)
quote: Would you ever consider getting a designer vagina? oh hell...i won't even consider getting a boob job. I am how i am and will change for no one but me. If i am unhappy with a certain body part then i might work to change it. If someone else is unhappy with one of my body parts...too bad.

MissMorrigan -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 2:29:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: allthatjaz Also a question for the ladies. Would you ever consider getting a designer vagina? Maria! I'm still chuckling at your post. I can understand the guy's reaction to seeing a woman's vagina and thinking, "Ack!" Some just aren't that attractive to look at. I remember once being confronted by a picture of a woman with a mangled mass of matted public hair and gnarled labia whose inner ones looked like broiled liver and laying on the bedsheet. All that was missing were a few snarls. And I remember thinking to myself, "Man must be mad if he thinks a woman's vagina looks attractive". Thank heavens for myopic men and women. But then, I did come across a lady who had the most exquisitely beautiful vagina, it looked stunning and I had a moment of vagina envy, but pretty soon snapped back to reality when I recalled what else it was attached to. A cunt by any other name is still a cunt.

FelineFae -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 2:31:41 AM)
my first thought when seeing myself the first time was, "huh, it kinda looks like the Virgin Mary" (the iconic hooded maiden with open arms)perhaps i have the wrong saint. i donno, that's just what i was thinking back then. no, i wouldn't change my kitty. i like it the way it is, and i haven't had any complaints.

allthatjaz -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 2:57:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan quote: ORIGINAL: allthatjaz Also a question for the ladies. Would you ever consider getting a designer vagina? Maria! I'm still chuckling at your post. I can understand the guy's reaction to seeing a woman's vagina and thinking, "Ack!" Some just aren't that attractive to look at. I remember once being confronted by a picture of a woman with a mangled mass of matted public hair and gnarled labia whose inner ones looked like broiled liver and laying on the bedsheet. All that was missing were a few snarls. And I remember thinking to myself, "Man must be mad if he thinks a woman's vagina looks attractive". Thank heavens for myopic men and women. But then, I did come across a lady who had the most exquisitely beautiful vagina, it looked stunning and I had a moment of vagina envy, but pretty soon snapped back to reality when I recalled what else it was attached to. A cunt by any other name is still a cunt. PMSL [:D] OK, Ok I have seen un-pretty vaginas! It reminds me of a needy fem sub that had driven another Mistress and myself to a play party. It became obvious towards the end of the evening that we were not going to get a lift back home if we didn't give this sub some attention. Whilst I threw her down on the floor the other woman went about pulling the girls knickers down and then she stopped, looked at me and pointed between the girls legs. After a quick glance from me we both agreed that we would just spank her!! In a case like that I put my hand up and say that if that was me I would be saving my money for some pretty radical surgery.

allthatjaz -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 3:08:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FelineFae my first thought when seeing myself the first time was, "huh, it kinda looks like the Virgin Mary" (the iconic hooded maiden with open arms)perhaps i have the wrong saint. i donno, that's just what i was thinking back then. no, i wouldn't change my kitty. i like it the way it is, and i haven't had any complaints. Tries to imagine what the Virgin Mary looks like! The bit I would like to pick up about your post is where you name your precious bits! Mine was always unchristened until Steve gave it a name. He used great imagination and came up with the name 'cunt'! I have since found out that its one of the most common names but he always reassures me that there is no other cunt like me! But on a serious note it opens another question? do other women affectionately name there pussy? and what do men think of this?

MissMorrigan -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 3:14:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: allthatjaz But on a serious note it opens another question? do other women affectionately name there pussy? and what do men think of this? In times when I can't use the term 'cunt' and I detest hearing 'pussy' (when I'm feeling amorous the last thing I want is the imagery of my cat humping my clothing stuck in my mind... huge turn off and I find the actual word usage rather creepy in any case) I refer to my cunt as my 'Swoosie'. It has a nice ring to it and there are quite a few guys out there who only have to hear the word 'Swoosie' and immediately they'll think of my vagina, what better compliment [:D]

Lashra -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 4:42:25 AM)
Nope, mine is beautiful as is and serves me well. I do not care what anyone thinks of it. If some guy said to me what your friend did I would have replied "I think all men should get designer cocks, you know ones that are the RIGHT length and girth. Instead of those icky little ones. Oh and they need to shave all that hair off down there because it looks like a bird sticking its head out of a bush." ~Lashra

kittinSol -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 5:15:16 AM)
The photographer sounds like a tiny little man with a castration complex. Too many women are already made insecure enough about the way that they look in our society... but obviously, that's not enough, so let's make sure we're unsure about our bodies all the way, and deep inside.

MadAxeman -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 5:24:33 AM)
Easy for you to say Kittin. Yours looks like it was created by Michaelvagelo

kittinSol -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 5:39:39 AM)
Sweet like a peach, it fits like a glove, tight like a fist, it sends you high above [&:]. Maybe some cunts are ugly: I have only seen a handful up close and personal, and they were sweet and peachy. But sexual organs aren't always cute: there are lots of sausagey dicks out there (I heard as much). You seldom hear of men having plastic surgery on their chipolatas - unless they're called Bobbitt.

Lynnxz -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 5:40:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadAxeman Yours looks like it was created by Michaelvagelo Lmao

kittinSol -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 5:53:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz quote: ORIGINAL: MadAxeman Yours looks like it was created by Michaelvagelo Lmao What's funny is the amount of people that are suddenly perving my collarme page, presumably in the hope of peeking at the work of art in question [8D] .

allthatjaz -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 6:01:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Sweet like a peach, it fits like a glove, tight like a fist, it sends you high above [&:]. Maybe some cunts are ugly: I have only seen a handful up close and personal, and they were sweet and peachy. But sexual organs aren't always cute: there are lots of sausagey dicks out there (I heard as much). You seldom hear of men having plastic surgery on their chipolatas - unless they're called Bobbitt. I'm trying to stop laughing so I can type! Im going to start a new thread for the chipolatas

kittinSol -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 6:03:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: allthatjaz Im going to start a new thread for the chipolatas [sm=rofl.gif]

sirsholly -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 6:05:10 AM)
quote: You seldom hear of men having plastic surgery on their chipolatas couture cocks?

kittinSol -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 6:09:55 AM)
Pork chops.

GreedyTop -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 6:10:01 AM)
coming to a catwalk near you!

OrionTheWolf -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 6:18:05 AM)
~FR~ Seems some of the men are steering clear, but what the hell I love to dive into pussy ;). As far as whether it is attractive or not depends on a few things. Some are attractive and some are not. Firm, smooth and not very poochy looks the best. Maybe the guy had some traumatic chiildhood experience, like seeing an 80 year old twat or something.

sirsholly -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 6:22:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop coming to a catwalk near you! only if you have a runway rump

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