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heartcream -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 1:48:16 PM)
Ah dang, fugly hoo-hoo's. I have an idea of what a perfect twat likely looks like but I am straight so really I dont know. I wouldnt put a name to mine and if mine is the ugly kind I would not knife it. Somewhere back in the threads there was a thing about in the Congo where they are going retarded eating children and organs and things for power and a bunch of men stopped a group of women and made them strip. Out of I think 13 women the chick with the clit that came out from her lips was raped by all the men chopped up then and ate her vajayjay because that was supposed to give them some of that so called power they hunt for. Really man, look within, if you find your sorry ass lacking dont go trying to steal bits off another. The photgrapher the OP mentioned sounds totally gay. I am insecure about my body and would want lights out or guy blind maybe would be good. I dont know how reasonable or unreasonable my insecure/inadequacy body image is but it is something I deal with.

LaTigresse -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 1:51:41 PM)
Now heart, you are beautiful!! If you were not straight I would find a way to lure you to my farm!

HandSolo -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 3:31:13 PM)
I can't imagine there being a real problem worth getting surgery over. I mean, if it looks like you fumbled a New York deli pastrami sandwich, well, that's not ideal, but not a deal breaker, unless you're dating Jerry Seinfeld or something.

DesFIP -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 3:34:19 PM)
Sounds like a man with major hang ups and I would bet, no lasting relationships. He would do best to go get some professional help. As with everything else, some are going to be prettier than others.

heartcream -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 3:59:55 PM)
Oh I love farms LaT could I come anyway? Thank you for the nice words!

domiguy -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 6:31:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 Ahem...SO domiguy, you've seen some ugly ones? Did it stop you? E. Wouldn't it be great if I could answer truthfully that it did. Can you imagine the looks you would receive? subsusie seductively slides out of her panties....I softly mumble, "Oh Christ!..This won't do...No, no, this won't do at all. I can't work with this. Are those labia or...Oh my God! What exactly is that thing? Get the fuck out of here and take that beast betwix your legs with you...You fucking abomination!!!" In my minds eye I can only imagine that this would be the end result if I were to go down on her. In reality I think it is safe to say I dun'em all. I can hardly stand to look at myself in the mirror. I sicken me.

domiguy -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 6:39:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: heartcream Oh I love farms LaT could I come anyway? Thank you for the nice words! You can come to Lat's and Domiguy's twat farm. TTis' truly a lovely place. It is the place that unwanted, discarded and ugly vaginas go to find shelter, love and a good home. Once we tidy them up and apply the appropriate potions, let's face it sometimes a gal just doesn't feel so fresh, we let them enjoy all of the tongues and cocks that our farm has to offer. Nothing warms the soul than watching free range gash lubricate in it's natural environment. It warms the soul.

sophia37 -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 6:48:09 PM)
my favorite: http://newvaginacity.tribe.net/photos/7ee8b499-a692-4813-86ed-514f977f1840

thornhappy -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 7:19:36 PM)
Amazing variety of coochiesnorters on that site!

Vendaval -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 7:22:48 PM)
So let me get this straight, if the female parts are attractive then they are "cootyliscious"?

Emperor1956 -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 7:34:57 PM)
Vendeval: So let me get this straight, if the female parts are attractive then they are "cootyliscious"? and vageriffic! E.

Vendaval -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 7:40:01 PM)
heee heee....[:D] Pussy perfection

youngsubgeoff -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 7:43:11 PM)
being of the inclination to use my musical powers for evil, I have seen a great number of vaginas in my life. This one was particularly horrible and a huge mind fuck. I get this girl home after a show, and we're getting ready to do the nasty. She takes off her panties, and there is this nasty, rotting smell all of a sudden. I look, and her pussy was gangrenous, as in rotting off of her body! Needless to say, I turned around, walked out without saying a word, and didnt look back.

kittinSol -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 8:14:07 PM)
Bad trip, huh?

Marc2b -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 9:12:16 PM)
quote: He went on to say that he found most womens bits were revolting and not something he wanted to look at. He also said that women should get themselves semi circumcised to be more attractive. BTW he's not gay He may not be gay but he is seriously demented! I agree he must have had a traumatic experience. Perhaps it went something like this. Me? I love pussies. In my time I've seen some pussies that were better looking than others but I can't say I ever seen a truly ugly one. I'm sure there out there but so far I've been lucky.

Sir Daddy -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 3:01:56 AM)
I've often mused that our genitalia (both men and women) are by far the most ridiculous lookin' parts of our bodies. And yet, as goofy as they look, we develop preferences for this or that. I think penises are friggin' hilarious lookin'. And if I turn my desire for them off, vaginas range from odd to downright scary.

MadAxeman -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 5:44:23 AM)
You are what you eat

Marc2b -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 6:26:15 AM)
quote: I've often mused that our genitalia (both men and women) are by far the most ridiculous lookin' parts of our bodies. And yet, as goofy as they look, we develop preferences for this or that. I think penises are friggin' hilarious lookin'. And if I turn my desire for them off, vaginas range from odd to downright scary. I've always thought men were goofy looking. A naked man standing there with bobing erection has got to be one of the goofiest looking sights around. Frankly, I'm surprised women don't burst out laughing every time they see it. Long years of training, no doubt. Maybe that's what they're doing when they go to the bathroom in groups - they practise not laughing out loud.

sirsholly -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 6:28:03 AM)
quote: I've always thought men were goofy looking. hot coffee snort ow!

kittinSol -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 6:28:37 AM)
You're right, but there is a solution for men with hard-ons. Keep your pants on until you can safely lie down: it will save you from ridicule.

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