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BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 6:35:03 AM)
Stand naked, looks in the mirrow with a full boner..Whats theses women talking about cocks are ment to be worshiped especially mine first with a upturn then a little twist to da side yeah boy rarin' to go this morning..

kittinSol -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 6:41:40 AM)
Yeah well don't be too proud. I knew a guy (not biblically: I was friend with his girfriend) who was so proud of his rock-hard erection once that he tried to demonstrate to her what a HeMan he was by hanging a wire coat hanger, with a coat on it, from his cock. He ended up in the E.R. Men are soooooooooooooo silly.

GreedyTop -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 6:45:07 AM)
snort I'd have loved to hear his explanation in the ER, KS....LOL

kittinSol -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 6:50:04 AM)
"Hmmmmmmm, I was just doing tractions, doctor, I swear."

MadAxeman -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 7:02:28 AM)
I have a friend who's a fireman. They get about a dozen calls a year from guys who have 'fallen on' something. One chap (so to speak) had placed about a dozen curtain rings around his boner, swelled further with panic and it had started turning blue by the time they arrived. It was a quiet night at the firestation and all the guys except one to man the phone turned up, armed with camera phones with which they took 'official' shots for the 'casefile'. They took him to Casualty (ER) and all the nurses (OMG) did was use the ice machine to create a bowl of ice which he sat in until he shrank enough for the rings to fall off. Which he could have done for himself, prat!

LaTigresse -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 7:25:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b quote: I've often mused that our genitalia (both men and women) are by far the most ridiculous lookin' parts of our bodies. And yet, as goofy as they look, we develop preferences for this or that. I think penises are friggin' hilarious lookin'. And if I turn my desire for them off, vaginas range from odd to downright scary. I've always thought men were goofy looking. A naked man standing there with bobing erection has got to be one of the goofiest looking sights around. Frankly, I'm surprised women don't burst out laughing every time they see it. Long years of training, no doubt. Maybe that's what they're doing when they go to the bathroom in groups - they practise not laughing out loud. Some of us do........[:D]

LaTigresse -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 7:30:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: heartcream Oh I love farms LaT could I come anyway? Thank you for the nice words! Absolutely. And you are welcome. I meant it, you are a lovely woman.

Marc2b -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 7:40:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b quote: I've often mused that our genitalia (both men and women) are by far the most ridiculous lookin' parts of our bodies. And yet, as goofy as they look, we develop preferences for this or that. I think penises are friggin' hilarious lookin'. And if I turn my desire for them off, vaginas range from odd to downright scary. I've always thought men were goofy looking. A naked man standing there with bobing erection has got to be one of the goofiest looking sights around. Frankly, I'm surprised women don't burst out laughing every time they see it. Long years of training, no doubt. Maybe that's what they're doing when they go to the bathroom in groups - they practise not laughing out loud. Some of us do........[:D] And in the process you create another warped, misogynistic, serial killer. Shame on you! Didn't your mommy tell you about the fragile male ego? No go into the bathroom with Greedy and Kittin and start practising. [&:]

Vendaval -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 8:04:15 AM)
Paramedics and ER personnel see these kinds of misadventures all the time. Like the guy with his dick stuck in a park bench several months ago and people with various items stuck inside their vaginas or colons.

kittinSol -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 8:08:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval Paramedics and ER personnel see these kinds of misadventures all the time. Like the guy with his dick stuck in a park bench several months ago and people with various items stuck inside their vaginas or colons. Even simple accidents happen. Like: "Penile skin stuck in zipper of jeans because of lack of underwear."

Vendaval -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 8:25:47 AM)
One of the many hazards of having dangly bits on the outside of the body.

LaTigresse -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 8:36:16 AM)
I knew someone that accidentally slammed it in a dresser drawer. He was not a happy young man. All the females found a great deal of humour in that.

sirsholly -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 8:37:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse I knew someone that accidentally slammed it in a dresser drawer. yanno this is not funny but [sm=rofl.gif]

Vendaval -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 8:38:59 AM)
How long was he balled up on the floor crying?

LaTigresse -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 8:48:20 AM)
The funny part was that he was in so much agony, screaming bloody murder, that it took him a few minutes to open the drawer BEFORE trying to back up. His nickname was switched from PD (his initials), to BP (for bent pecker). He spent a few days with ice packs. As far as I know there was no sustained damage, although last I heard, he had no children.................hmmmmm.

Vendaval -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 8:50:06 AM)
Yikes! That's not an incident you will ever live down.

GreedyTop -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 9:05:33 AM)
Yikes, LaT!!!!! legs snap closed

popeye1250 -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 9:59:58 AM)
A designer vagina eh? I wonder if you can get one with the "kung-fu grip?"

LaTigresse -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 10:44:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: popeye1250 A designer vagina eh? I wonder if you can get one with the "kung-fu grip?" Welllllll, see dresser drawer post above!

allthatjaz -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/19/2009 11:51:36 AM)
Wow I go away for a day and come back to find an entire chapter!

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