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MasterVirago -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 10:24:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 Emulate THIS. My God, that's talent. E. Hilarious! Thanx for sharing that.

Lucylastic -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 11:05:39 AM)
I just sent the AmyG clip to all my friends:) toooo funny Lucy

domiguy -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 11:36:30 AM)
Not all gash is created equal. I have seen some fairly unattractive go-go holes in my day. Huge labia looking like they are ready to take off. Fairly confident that this is where Orville and Wilbur's stroke of genius arose. Have seen the hatchet chop as well as other gashtronomical oddities. Then there is the perfect va-jay-jay, lips perfectly sillhouetted below a slightly protruding clit...The labia enticing one towards the honey hole like a siren mesmerizing so many ill fated sailors of yore. The slight pugnant scent of poonani emanating out of the tightly trimmed slit as it is wafting up between deliciously opened thighs. If your cunt looks like it has had a midget swinging from it...I agree with the photographer. Get that fucker snipped.

kittinSol -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 11:44:29 AM)
Once a poet, forever a poet [&:] .

sirsholly -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 11:45:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop y'all are sick,I tell ya..just SICK what Greeds said

Louve00 -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 11:54:06 AM)
me too! Everyone on my email list...and my husband...and too bad the neighbor wasn't around, too! Thanks!

Aynne88 -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 12:38:09 PM)
Ack~ That was hilariously gross. [8D] quote: ORIGINAL: TheHeretic Well, when they get to looking like a cow-patty with a wagon wheel track down the middle, a bit of cosmetic bleaching might be in order...

Aynne88 -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 12:40:31 PM)
I had a cousin that described his ex-wife's go go hole as such " That fucking thing looked like a baby black bear with it's throat slit by a rusty chop saw. " ugh...[&:] quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy Not all gash is created equal. I have seen some fairly unattractive go-go holes in my day. Huge labia looking like they are ready to take off. Fairly confident that this is where Orville and Wilbur's stroke of genius arose. Have seen the hatchet chop as well as other gashtronomical oddities. Then there is the perfect va-jay-jay, lips perfectly sillhouetted below a slightly protruding clit...The labia enticing one towards the honey hole like a siren mesmerizing so many ill fated sailors of yore. The slight pugnant scent of poonani emanating out of the tightly trimmed slit as it is wafting up between deliciously opened thighs. If your cunt looks like it has had a midget swinging from it...I agree with the photographer. Get that fucker snipped.

kittinSol -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 12:41:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aynne88 I had a cousin that described his ex-wife's go go hole as such " That fucking thing looked like a baby black bear with it's throat slit by a rusty chop saw. " No love lost there, then.

Aynne88 -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 12:44:54 PM)
Hardly. She was wife #2 out of 5. He is a tool. Not the good kind.[;)]

domiguy -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 12:50:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aynne88 I had a cousin that described his ex-wife's go go hole as such " That fucking thing looked like a baby black bear with it's throat slit by a rusty chop saw. " ugh...[&:] I always liked this depiction of a snatch...It gave the appearance as if someone had slammed six pounds of shaved ham up there using a sledge hammer. A true mess.

kittinSol -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 12:54:15 PM)
You know... I wonder sometimes whether some things aren't best left to the imagination. Perhaps there is a reason the honeypot is embedded so deep inside. Then again, perhaps I get iffy about it because my dad's an OB-GYN [X(] .

kittinSol -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 12:56:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aynne88 He is a tool. Not the good kind.[;)] Rofl!

Aynne88 -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 12:56:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy quote: ORIGINAL: Aynne88 I had a cousin that described his ex-wife's go go hole as such " That fucking thing looked like a baby black bear with it's throat slit by a rusty chop saw. " ugh...[&:] I always liked this depiction of a snatch...It gave the appearance as if someone had slammed six pounds of shaved ham up there using a sledge hammer. A true mess. Clench!!! Dear god that is funny. The other one I used to always cringe at was....*sorry kittin....roast beef curtains or mud flaps. Ok, enough juvenile vag humor for the day. [8D]

Emperor1956 -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 1:26:36 PM)
Ahem...SO domiguy, you've seen some ugly ones? Did it stop you? E.

LaTigresse -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 1:33:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 Ahem...SO domiguy, you've seen some ugly ones? Did it stop you? E. I was wondering the same!!

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 1:36:32 PM)
Now folks the ugly ones can be worked around ie, turn out the lights or wearing a blindfold,its those stinkers that I shy away from smile..

LaTigresse -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 1:39:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER Now folks the ugly ones can be worked around ie, turn out the lights or wearing a blindfold,its those stinkers that I shy away from smile.. Ohhhhh, now I am reminded of a phone call I got from a dear friend once. "LeeAnn, I just couldn't do it! The bitch smelled like yesterday's garbage!"

kittinSol -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 1:40:58 PM)
Yeah, well I was exchanging cmail about this thread with another poster, and we agreed that the misogyny is starting to stink more than a forest of cunts with a yeast infection [>:].

LaTigresse -> RE: Designer vagina? (3/18/2009 1:47:37 PM)
I forgot to actually answer the intial questions. I've seen a few, some more visually attractive than others. But appearance really doesn't matter to me, (the stench factor would be a serious deal breaker though.......[:'(]), and I would never ever dream of telling/asking a woman to be surgically altered. The only way I can imagine doing anything surgically, to myself or asking of another, is if there was a problem, pain or function, that surgery would repair.

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