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RE: Merc & beth London & Northern Europe Tour! - 6/11/2009 10:02:52 AM   
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well - I got rid of my diminutive human monkeys for Friday and Saturday; but when I asked my friend if she could see to my feline monkeys I ran into a problem - this is the weekend for Download (rock/metal festival) that I had agreed weeks back to see to her feline monkeys!

hope everyone has a good time in "that London"

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RE: Merc & beth London & Northern Europe Tour! - 6/13/2009 2:42:05 AM   
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It was really nice to meet you both at last Merc & beth. The evening flew by and we wish it could of been longer. If we don't manage to meet up again before you leave, we hope you have a good time in London and we will look at seeing you in SF later in the year.

Was really good to meet Darcey and the beautiful Dark and everyone else that went....(sorry but neither of us can remember any of the other on-screen names)


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RE: Merc & beth London & Northern Europe Tour! - 6/13/2009 4:03:40 AM   
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RE: Merc & beth London & Northern Europe Tour! - 6/13/2009 5:34:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

(No one's mentioned a thing about my trip down the street to the little store to buy milk).



It was on the 10 o'clock news on BBC last night.

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RE: Merc & beth London & Northern Europe Tour! - 6/13/2009 6:05:40 AM   
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Mercandbeth....don't do anything naughty to the Queen's guards....the last thing we need is an international scandal to come out of all this!!!!!
 
(The following is a dramatic piece performed by The Tulip Players)
 M'dear wouldn't it be lovely to take a walk out in the garden?"
Oh yes Philip, lovely idea
 
"Master wouldn't it be a lark if i flashed Yon guardsman????" (Merc agrees...putting scandal into place)<-----saucy slavegirl proves she is a natural redhead
-------> Queen's guardsman is astonished at beth's sexiness
<----------other tourists and British folk applaud Mercnbeth's efforts at diplomacy!!!!
"I say Philip, what is the commotion at the gates????" (Her Majesty walks in on the tail end of beth's flashing)..........(we are not amused)
Gordon Brown enters an official statement from 10 Downing Street.
 

Merc is apprehended"Hello may i speak to _____(enter attorney's name here___)?"

(Camilla and Charles aren't available for comment)
US embassy is notified, and begins peace-making processThey bring out old Monthy Python and Benny Hill clips to prove why Americans might think this would be just"a bit o' fun guvna".
Mercnbeth issue joint statement....
All is forgivenThe Brits love them, and offer them a show on BBC4
Mercnbeth are international celebrities, yet remain true to their roots....
 
-------------now back to me:

GT, you don't have time to be jealous, you need to be focusing on making preperations for the weeend i visit you and Jonnie in Wales.....botheration.......

~narcissis err, i mean...tulip



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RE: Merc & beth London & Northern Europe Tour! - 6/13/2009 8:09:31 AM   
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LMAO Tulip  *applauds*




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RE: Merc & beth London & Northern Europe Tour! - 6/13/2009 8:12:46 AM   
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so...not to hijack or anything Greedy...but do i have to ride the sofa, or will you and LordnMaster be willing to let me cuddle up in the family bed?

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RE: Merc & beth London & Northern Europe Tour! - 6/13/2009 8:16:01 AM   
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Just watch out for the bear ok.

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RE: Merc & beth London & Northern Europe Tour! - 6/14/2009 2:26:04 AM   
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Thanks Maria!!!

it was absolutely fantastic to meet everyone that came to the pub! Steve and Maria, MadAxeman and his lovely companion, Stella, Darcy and .thedark., softness, friends we met at Folsom Street Fair/Fringe (who made the mistake of telling us to look them up if we ever got to London...see what happens!!!)....hope we didn't forget to mention anyone and thanks SO much to everyone for travelling in to meet us!!! it felt like a reunion of old friends more than a meeting of new ones and we are most grateful!!!

we are getting ready to meet up with some of the folks who were there to go to the London Fetish Fair...YAAAAAAY!!!

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RE: Merc & beth London & Northern Europe Tour! - 6/14/2009 2:32:54 AM   
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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

Glad to see you two made it out of Amsterdam (I had a $20 on that ) and are having a great time!




oh yeah...it was surreal and a little heartwrenching to have to leave such a beautiful, fun city...however, wait till you see the FOOOTAGE we have!!! HAR!!!

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RE: Merc & beth London & Northern Europe Tour! - 6/14/2009 3:20:57 AM   
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from a fetish point of veiw , the Bermingham bizzare , great lifestyle convention type thing with good sales stalls and very good demos upstairs , third week a month i believe but dont quote me , ill get the link for the site to you soon as Im at home

Vanilla wise , theres this little island to the west of the uk thats just steeped in history and culture ... you may know it , has a reputation for leprecauns and little people ( lucky charms jokes will be ignored ) even just hitting dublin for a day or two is well worth it if you havent already

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RE: Merc & beth London & Northern Europe Tour! - 6/14/2009 2:34:27 PM   
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We really enjoyed friday night - it was great to meet the charming Steve and stunning Maria!

Mercnbeth rock!  If you ever get the chance to meet them(and I know that some people already have) do not hesitate!
beth and the.dark. got to look and get orgasmic at sparkly things! And Merc and I got to eat traditional british fish and chips!(And of course, drink beer!)

the.dark got to be silly with softness(Darcy has photos!) and it was amazing to meet MadAxeman(whom the.dark got to snuggle) and the lovely goffy, who was absolutely adorable.  And it was a pleasure to see stella again too.

It was great to meet friends of Mercnbeth from Folsom too.

Our feet hurt from walking - what seems - non stop today!  We have had a great time.


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RE: Merc & beth London & Northern Europe Tour! - 6/16/2009 12:35:48 AM   
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Unfortunately tomorrow we head back to the States.

It has been an AMAZING trip! Imagine, we were at sea for 13 days in the best suite on the ship; gourmet food, butler service, waking up in a different city/country every day or so; and that was the WORST part!

The best? The people we've met along the way. Rule - our FANTASTIC 'behind the scenes' Amsterdam tour guide. The group who took time out of their busy lives to spend a few hours with us at Sherlock Holmes' Pub on Friday - and most of all - our tour guides, shopping guides, photographers, and friends - the handsome Darcy and his beautiful .thedark.

Our time was too short! We truly hope all of you visit us soon and we have the opportunity to give back a fraction of the gracious hospitality you've shown us. We hope we've tempted you enough to make you want to join us at the Folsom Street Fair, if not this year, soon!

THANKS so much for being the reason this trip exceeding our wildest expectations!

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RE: Merc & beth London & Northern Europe Tour! - 6/16/2009 12:40:12 AM   
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so..........when ya gonna do a short trip to FL??

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RE: Merc & beth London & Northern Europe Tour! - 6/16/2009 2:46:39 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

Unfortunately tomorrow we head back to the States.


I'm glad you've had such a wonderful time.  Please travel safe for your return.


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RE: Merc & beth London & Northern Europe Tour! - 6/16/2009 4:08:46 PM   
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It was delightful to meet you  both,( and of course the other attendees who were lovely) infact as i mentioned on the night  i cant remember when i last  spent an  evening  with  such  superlative company.
I'm delighted to hear that you had a positive experience here,and enjoyed your time.
Bon Voyage .
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RE: Merc & beth London & Northern Europe Tour - EPILOGUE! - 6/21/2009 9:41:12 AM   
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WOW - Just WOW!

We didn't post as much as I wanted because we were too busy doing to stop and take the time to write about it. I'll try to recap. This post will be long to go grab a cup of coffee or your beverage of choice and if you're interested - come back and I'll share a story or too...

....Okay first, being me it's impossible to not comment on a couple social/political issues. Anyone clamoring for 'free' government health care should travel to any of the socialist oriented countries we visited and find out how much 'free health care costs. I'll start with the basics. From dollar #1 the minimum income tax is 28% and it goes UP from there. Note - Currently 40% of working US citizens pay 0%. If you have any money left over from that tax, for every purchase there is a 25% VAT (Value Added Tax). Then there are the 'special' taxes. Buy a car in Denmark and you pay 150% (yup that's correct) 'luxury' tax. Oh and if you ever go to the 'Ice Bar' in Stockholm and want to buy a souvenir bottle of Absolut Vodka - be ready to pay a 71% tax on alcohol. However you can't buy it on weekends. This brings us to the ‘liberal’ governments ‘politically correct’ laws.

There is nothing more anti-liberating and freedom impinging than a 'liberal' government. When the government has all the money - it's very easy for them to tell you what to do and when to do it. The pervading attitude is that the population can't be trusted to make decisions and be trusted to know what's good for them so the government makes them for them. As a result - there are the 'super rich' and those working to maintain the socialist agenda. However, it seems they've all drank the kool-aid. The most common reply to being asked if they would rather have more choices in their life was a shrug of the shoulders. They've been subject to so many regulations for so long - I don't think they understood the concept of personal liberty and freedom.

We were on camera more in London than President Obama makes policy speeches. At one point we counted 8 cameras on us while walking down the streets. There is NO nudity at any London club. There is no nudity, except on a specific newspaper page. Smoking - forget it. They've banned it everywhere. We were told that many famous Pubs had to close as a result of this policy. Interestingly most of the Pubs we visited had more people outside drinking and smoking than there were inside. Great while we were there because the weather was fantastic - but we were told the weather during our trip was not the norm.


Hell - I didn't want these stories to take up this much space.

I'll end it with this challenge to anyone thinking that a national health program is the panacea. For the next month add 25% to every purchase you make, from gasoline to food and put it aside. Even if you can survive on the net, determine if you could buy coverage for the extra amount you had to pay for the 'free' coverage.

Okay - Sorry! Go get another coffee...

WE HAD A BLAST!!!

We did it ALL in Amsterdam. We set a pace of 4 coffee shops per day - with a different strain tried at every place. Those so inclined can write us for those details. Friendly people, the shopping was tremendous, and we will be going back ASAP. Our friend 'Rule' from CM took us places we would have never visited without him showing us.

Art is all around in Amsterdam. The museums are great - but the local galleries and 'street art' is even better. We had a fine gourmet local cuisine at a place called 'The 5 Fly’s' (The name sounds a LOT better in Dutch). Enjoyed a tasting of 'unique' foods, beth wasn't as adventurous, but it was fantastic. The place has been around a long time and had celebrities and politicians from all over the world dine there; from FDR and Marylyn Monroe to Bruce Springsteen. They put a little brass plaque on the back of every chair or wooden booth to note the appearance. We doubt the place we sat it will be noted 'Merc & beth'.

Sorry to disappoint people, but the 'Red Light' district in Amsterdam was a disappointment. The girls in the window were the equivalent of the cards flipped to you on the Vegas Strip; except not as 'human'. The windows were filled with ladies of every size, color, and age; all dressed in at least a bikini - standing in a phone booth sized cell. It was a business, and we didn't feel any sensuality or eroticism in any part of it. The 'sex stores' were also not as good as those in LA or SF; although it was very interesting to see one of our friends who had been at our house, on the cover of a 'Story of O' DVD being sold in Amsterdam for 79 Euros. I don't know - there's something to be said for access. I know many men who pay out hundreds of dollars at strip clubs and get a lot less then they would in Amsterdam - but it just seemed 'cold'.

We met so many great people. Our on-line friends from CM came out in force, especially in London. I know we have a jaded perspective coming from LA and with my prior life in NYC; but I find it difficult to believe that people can't connect with people. With the most minimal of effort we met a couple of dozen. It was great to just be 'natural' regarding our relationship in the company of like-minded friends. And they felt like friends who we knew for years.

Our opinions and references of each other were all internet based. Face to face it grew from that foundation. So there is something to be said for an 'internet relationship'. It's a good starting point and platform to get to know each other. As a base to meet people for travel - it is FANTASTIC!

We 'closed' the Sherlock Holmes Pub on Friday night. beth got to 'flash' in a London Pub and she even got someone to join her for a group photo. (Pposted beth's picture on our Flickr page - but don't know if others want to be so exposed so I won't post any of the group shots.) We enjoyed talking and getting to know everyone and hope someday to see them again. I think we enticed a few to come to Folsom. They couldn't believe the stories we told of our experiences there.

Darcy & the dark are people we hope will be lifelong friends. We spent 3 days with them in London shopping and seeing the sights. LOTS of SHOPPING! An INCREADIBLE amount of shopping!!

The least shopping we did was at Harrods’s, although beth bought a package of generic Tylenol. It was just too overwhelming. Where else can you go to one store and buy a puppy for 1900 British Pounds Euro ($3,200), a Puci gown for 12,000 Pounds, Cuban Cigars, a la Perla bathing suit for 700 Pounds (Don't get it wet!), a stove, a miniature 'Land Rover' for the kids, carpet, and have tea and crumpets for 5 Pounds. Wild just wild. The larger than life-sized bronze statue of Princess Diane and Dodi complete with a dove and a caption that contained the words 'INNOCENT VICTIMS' was a bit bizarre.

Okay...now I need a cup of coffee - more later, but I will post some pictures.

Stay tuned!


PS - Greedy, I'll be in Jacsonville FL on Monday.

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RE: Merc & beth London & Northern Europe Tour - EPILOGUE! - 6/21/2009 5:10:16 PM   
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....Okay first, being me it's impossible to not comment on a couple social/political issues. Anyone clamoring for 'free' government health care should travel to any of the socialist oriented countries we visited and find out how much 'free health care costs. I'll start with the basics. From dollar #1 the minimum income tax is 28% and it goes UP from there. Note - Currently 40% of working US citizens pay 0%. If you have any money left over from that tax, for every purchase there is a 25% VAT (Value Added Tax). Then there are the 'special' taxes. Buy a car in Denmark and you pay 150% (yup that's correct) 'luxury' tax. Oh and if you ever go to the 'Ice Bar' in Stockholm and want to buy a souvenir bottle of Absolut Vodka - be ready to pay a 71% tax on alcohol. However you can't buy it on weekends. This brings us to the ‘liberal’ governments ‘politically correct’ laws.

There is nothing more anti-liberating and freedom impinging than a 'liberal' government. When the government has all the money - it's very easy for them to tell you what to do and when to do it. The pervading attitude is that the population can't be trusted to make decisions and be trusted to know what's good for them so the government makes them for them. As a result - there are the 'super rich' and those working to maintain the socialist agenda. However, it seems they've all drank the kool-aid. The most common reply to being asked if they would rather have more choices in their life was a shrug of the shoulders. They've been subject to so many regulations for so long - I don't think they understood the concept of personal liberty and freedom.

We were on camera more in London than President Obama makes policy speeches. At one point we counted 8 cameras on us while walking down the streets. There is NO nudity at any London club. There is no nudity, except on a specific newspaper page. Smoking - forget it. They've banned it everywhere. We were told that many famous Pubs had to close as a result of this policy. Interestingly most of the Pubs we visited had more people outside drinking and smoking than there were inside. Great while we were there because the weather was fantastic - but we were told the weather during our trip was not the norm.


Hell - I didn't want these stories to take up this much space.

I'll end it with this challenge to anyone thinking that a national health program is the panacea. For the next month add 25% to every purchase you make, from gasoline to food and put it aside. Even if you can survive on the net, determine if you could buy coverage for the extra amount you had to pay for the 'free' coverage.



This is an entirely false impression.

Firstly, one has to understand that wages and cost of living are very different. After that, tax rates in the UK are for most

up to £6470-00 per annum earnings = 0%
from there to £32kpa = 20%
over £32kpa = 40%

there is also a 9% deduction from gross, prior to tax for National Insurance, topped up by a 12% contribution of gross by the employer. This is meant to provide health, welfare payments etc - but little if anything is ringfenced here.

Overall, most people will lose around 25% from their gross, to pay income tax and National insurance.

However, those with kids, those earning low wages and others in like position also receive tax credits and other benefits - basically payments from the exchequer to make up for their comparative disadvantage. This is true redistribution, and takes many effectively out of tax, or leaves them paying at most 10%.

VAT in the UK is currently 15% (normally 17.5% but reduced as a fiscal stimulus for 12 months - daft, but there you go). It applies to most kinds of goods and services, but not to food or childrens' clothes amongst other exceptions.

As for Scandinavia - they have always had a punitive regime around alcohol because its always been a social problem in the north; have a look at Scotland and Finland - in the latter, beer at 5% is not considered alcoholic. And yet, for all their high taxation, they have a better standard of living than all but a small percentage in the US.

As for smoking, it needs to be banned immediately, everywhere - ths is where they are going with this after all; however the pesky problem that smokers are propping up the health service with the taxes they pay does put them off. And then some bright spark last week studied vehicle emissions afresh - far more dangerous to walk down the average street than to be in a bar full of smokers for the night.

And all is not lost - last month we smoked in a bar in Antwerp and we hear the Germans either have already or are about to overturn the ban.

Please dont confuse a health service with other idiocy; there is no freedom in people being allowed to live or die in agony for fear of the bogeyman and want of a sensible social policy that strengthens a nation.

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RE: Merc & beth London & Northern Europe Tour - EPILOGUE! - 6/21/2009 5:11:36 PM   
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Damn... and my car is too screwed up *cries*  it'd never make the trip 

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RE: Merc & beth London & Northern Europe Tour - EPILOGUE! - 6/21/2009 5:28:40 PM   
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Dont worry - I'll have Parker send for you.

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