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sirsholly -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 2:38:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower

*stumbles over a damn three legged dog"...falling on the floor, expensive law book ending in the dirt *sob*
*sees MusicMystery lift hat...peek up Phoenix's dress*




new4u2useLincNE -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 2:46:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KneelforAnne
*sighs and taps my toe and wonders if I am ever going to be kidnapped by the Indian Brave and Magic Medicine Woman*
I may have to make different plans....

What is your opinion Lozen? Is this a suitable candidate to help broaden the gene pool of our tribe? I'm of the opinion that she would be, but since many tribes were matriarchial, I'll await your decision as the final word. [:D]




Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 2:53:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
...peek up Phoenix's dress*



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KMsAngel -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 2:56:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

Pulls my guns sorry folks but ms angel is under this sheriffs protection smile..


sigh. drat




Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 2:57:30 PM)

*gives phoenix that wry, winning half-smile that semi-outlaw gunfighter/heroes always have in the movies*

"Here, Ma'am," picking up book, brushing it off, handing it to her. "Looks like you dropped your book."

*sits back down, puts hat back over eyes*

*whispers to dog: "you're supposed to make them fall so the dress flies up, like we practiced!" The dog curls up by the gunfighter's side, puts head down, closes eyes*






Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 3:18:29 PM)

*thanks* *blush* rushes off back to her office...feels ashamed [&o]




Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 3:28:36 PM)

*speaks to the dog*

"Mark my words, Lefty." The dog opens its eyes and looks up. "There's something about that girl a man could get used to."

*The dog stretches, pulls the hat back over its Master's eyes, then curls up and they both go back to sleep*




oceanwinds -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 3:42:27 PM)

back in the saddle again...stops into bar to do another can can dance but notice something odd. Steve is asleep and the piano is playing by itself. ...




PanthersMom -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 3:57:37 PM)

*continues sorting mail into post office boxes*
"flogger catalog, leather working accessories, chains weekly, this week in bdsm newsletter.............oh look, gunrunners digest, that's bear's!"

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Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 3:58:43 PM)

any mail for me ma'am? [8|]




beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 4:01:02 PM)

*saunters up to the bar and orders a bottle of rotgut*
*heads over to a table, pours a shot before downing it....starts shuffling a worn deck of cards*




MsFlutter -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 4:41:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

*lifts hat a bit -- a practiced eye scans the gambler for weapons*

*sees only bondage gear -- pulls hat back over eyes, goes back to sleep*



One of our medical professionals can open a sleep disorder clinic. Music will be the first client LOL




intenze -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 4:54:38 PM)

bakes a cherry pie for the sheriff, hoping for the best.




MsFlutter -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 4:56:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lashra

You can help my indian brave boy and myself ravish the ranchers daughter (KMsAngel)
We can have a threesome or if we get more injuns a gangbang!

~Lashra


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ORIGINAL: hlen5

Maybe you can find some nice captives at the upcoming ice cream social at the church!!


Announcing our first annual " Post-Ravishing, Pre-Ice Cream Social" sale at Ms Flutters FineLeather and Other Goods (FLOG). Seamstresses available to repair torn dresses, create new ones and even dress Lily Von Shupp!




DarkSteven -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 5:39:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: oceanwinds

back in the saddle again...stops into bar to do another can can dance but notice something odd. Steve is asleep and the piano is playing by itself. ...


It's great to be a Dom.  I can order the piano to play itself.




thornhappy -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 5:42:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: hlen5

I'm the widow Helen getting the wire strung up for the new telegraph office (Hired a couple of drifters for the labor). I'll be the one dotting and dashing when the wire gets hooked up.

The telegraph office is right next to my bathhouse business.

Hey, there are a few of us hams about, if you need folks to spell you at the key!




PanthersMom -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 5:59:48 PM)

*sorting more*
bills, plain brown wrappers, twue dominants membership club........ooooh, a kinkster's delight magazine for Phoenix!  this month's features include bedroom picnic recipes for sub sandwiches, yum!  oh look, plans for a bondage swing using worn out whips!  got to get me a subscription to that one!

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KyttynTheMynx -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 6:19:21 PM)

Ya know, with the mood I am in, I feel like doin a lil gun slingin or bar fighting.  Any takers?




thornhappy -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 6:31:33 PM)

Naaaah, have a hit of my Everclear.  That'll settle you.




oceanwinds -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 6:51:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: oceanwinds

back in the saddle again...stops into bar to do another can can dance but notice something odd. Steve is asleep and the piano is playing by itself. ...


It's great to be a Dom.  I can order the piano to play itself.



There you go. Order it please to play Ride it cowboy:)




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