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RE: An idea to weed out fakes - 6/9/2009 5:43:37 PM   
NuevaVida


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ORIGINAL: NihilusZero

I just have them FedEx copies of their birth certificate, social security card, lease/mortgage paperwork, employment pay stubs, fingerprint printouts, high school portraits and at least two images taken in the last year.  Upon receipt of these items, I mail back a 3-minute choreographed dance routine which involves having them paste the original versions of the copies they sent me to different parts of their body. When they receive this mail back from me, a specific time is set by me during which they are to send me a live video feed of them performing the aforementioned dance routine.

If all looks like it's on the up and up at that point, I give them an official "Non-Fake" sticky and we go from there.


Funniest thing I've read on CollarMe...LOL!!

Reminded me of this - Steve Martin teaching Tracy Ullman choreographed dance audition.  A must see for anyone (especially the bbq tong move).  I think my next partner will have to be able to perform this before I consider him "real." 

Edited to add:  regarding Mr. Man and I...we just met for dinner.


< Message edited by NuevaVida -- 6/9/2009 5:45:04 PM >

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RE: An idea to weed out fakes - 6/10/2009 7:24:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

I hope you offered to do the same first, to prove you're real.
Assuming they're local, wouldn't it have been just as easy to mention you were going to the coffee shop at the corner of Oak and Elm after work and you would be wearing a blue shirt.


Oak and Elm are parallel. They never meet or cross. You must be a fake.

Uncle Nasty

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RE: An idea to weed out fakes - 6/11/2009 10:35:03 PM   
Kana


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Over here...
I'm a fake!

Now I wanna see whose gonna come along and weed me
Good F#$@ing luck-Laughs


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RE: An idea to weed out fakes - 6/11/2009 11:23:14 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		*grins at Kana*... yep, fake as all get out...LOL

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RE: An idea to weed out fakes - 6/11/2009 11:35:03 PM   
flogger


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RE: An idea to weed out fakes - 6/11/2009 11:39:12 PM   
Kana


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Fake as all get out
And did I mention you have won the Swaziland Lottery.
If you will oblige by posting your routing number, the money will be there shortly!

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RE: An idea to weed out fakes - 6/11/2009 11:47:23 PM   
GreedyTop


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routing number?? is that something to do with banking? that would assume I have enough money to HAVE an account *grin*


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RE: An idea to weed out fakes - 6/11/2009 11:58:17 PM   
Kana


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RE: An idea to weed out fakes - 6/11/2009 11:59:31 PM   
GreedyTop


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RE: An idea to weed out fakes - 6/12/2009 12:07:45 AM   
Kana


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RE: An idea to weed out fakes - 6/12/2009 6:11:42 AM   
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RE: An idea to weed out fakes - 6/12/2009 6:20:35 AM   
Kana


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RE: An idea to weed out fakes - 6/12/2009 6:45:57 AM   
ShaharThorne


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RE: An idea to weed out fakes - 6/15/2009 2:17:16 PM   
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RE: An idea to weed out fakes - 6/24/2009 6:55:35 PM   
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RE: An idea to weed out fakes - 6/25/2009 11:49:06 AM   
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I am a fake. Although not ugly I am not really good looking. I am not rich and am in less than optimum health. I have legal problems and am a radical to say the least.

Awww shit I can't keep this up. I'm really the picture of health, am an MD working with a Swiss based research firm and have five houses across the country. My car collection puts Jay Leno's to shame. Right now I live in a 15,000 sq ft mansion that I consider a shack compared to some of my European houses. I can make love for ten hours and can bench press 500 lbs. And I am in love with you, even not having seen a picture or corresponded in any way. And I don't need to send you money for a plane ticket, I will just send my private jet for you, and if it is down for maintainence I can just borrow Air Force One. Barry won't mind a bit as long as I don't keep it too long.

It feels good to just be upfront with people for a change.

T

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