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lusciouslips19 -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/3/2009 8:01:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss quote: ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Thorny, he is FLUFFY...FLUFFY I tell you! whistles non chalantly Huh? I didn't say anything... [sm=angel.gif] Hi BSB (great new photo by the way) Where I come from, Fluffs ARE Farts. "Oh! Pardon me!" "Why what happened?" "I fluffed." "You what?" "shhhhh I fluffed" "What the heck is "fluffing"?" *whispers... "I farted." "YOU FARTED! Oh, so WHEN YOU SAY YOU FLUFFED YOU really FARTED." sigh... If queefing is the act of the queef, than quafed would be past tense? You may have fluffed but at least you didnt quaf![8\|]

beargonewild -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/3/2009 8:13:28 AM)
a toot toot here a toot toot there here a toot there a toot everywhere a toot toot

lobodomslavery -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/3/2009 9:18:40 AM)
Beating a sub for farting. im sorry Ma'am but that would really be taking the piss. Laughs kevin

sunshinemiss -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/3/2009 9:58:21 AM)
How has this not come up? Beans beans the wonderful fruit The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel, So eat beans at every meal!

thornhappy -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/3/2009 10:09:53 AM)
Any Farscape fans out there? In days of yore (before DVRs) I used to watch it with the closed captioning turned on so I didn't miss any dialogue. Rygel was in a courtroom and getting a wee bit stressed. He let fly with one of his specials, and the CC said [flatulating], instead of [farting]. I laughed myself silly. as an aside....If you like watching "The Boys in Company C" (wildly profane), just turn on the closed captions. Every single profanity is spelled out in text, but blanked in the audio!

DaddyLongStroke -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/6/2009 12:01:39 PM)
Guys, I wasn't joking....seriously..... I was just sooo pissed off that the first thing that came to my mind was "holy fucking shit....this bitch needs to get beat"

sirsholly -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/6/2009 2:57:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddyLongStroke Guys, I wasn't joking....seriously..... I was just sooo pissed off that the first thing that came to my mind was "holy fucking shit....this bitch needs to get beat" this is disturbing...

fluffypet61 -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/6/2009 3:07:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddyLongStroke Guys, I wasn't joking....seriously..... I was just sooo pissed off that the first thing that came to my mind was "holy fucking shit....this bitch needs to get beat" You were angry??? Most of us know it is NOT the time to scene, correct or discipline anyone when angry!!! Never, ever strike out when angry. Besides, you can't stop a fart.

shimada -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/6/2009 3:11:29 PM)
Real Doms should be able to control in the first line himselfe and never let emotions lead what they does. Who was not able to control himself was not able to controll other.

fluffypet61 -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/6/2009 3:15:37 PM)
Welcome to the boards, Shimada. [sm=welcomewave.gif]

purepleasure -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/6/2009 3:17:38 PM)
DLS, she probably should have excused herself, ran outside and farted, and then resumed whatever activity was going on pre-fart.

shimada -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/6/2009 3:19:58 PM)
Thanks for the nice welcomes, normal I read some things and give a coment if I think its importand [:)]

fluffypet61 -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/6/2009 3:21:20 PM)
i don't know about other folks, but as soon as i stand up and start to walk it's not possible to hold it back....sorry. (my father usually clears his throat or talks to cover the sound.)

DaddyLongStroke -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/6/2009 7:57:04 PM)
ok...I was really joking....

fluffypet61 -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/6/2009 8:01:52 PM)
[sm=rolleyes.gif] So which part were you "joking" about?

girlygurl -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/6/2009 8:52:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddyLongStroke ok...I was really joking.... I don't know why, but I don't believe you.

sirsholly -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/7/2009 3:44:59 AM)
quote: Guys, I wasn't joking....seriously..... I was just sooo pissed off that the first thing that came to my mind was "holy fucking shit....this bitch needs to get beat" quote: ORIGINAL: DaddyLongStroke ok...I was really joking.... oh really??????? [8\|] You are dangerous, and i hope any sub you contact reads this thread then tells you to f**k off.

VirginPotty -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/7/2009 6:23:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddyLongStroke ok...I was really joking.... quote: Guys, I wasn't joking....seriously..... I was just sooo pissed off that the first thing that came to my mind was "holy fucking shit....this bitch needs to get beat" Was he or wasn't he? Does anyone REALLY want to take a chance to find out? Man, you have serious issues, get help sooner rather than later.[8\|]

Lucylastic -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/7/2009 6:27:55 AM)
I take it submissivess with chrohns or IBS or any other gastro disorder should keep well out of his range

VirginPotty -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/7/2009 6:38:48 AM)
Lucy, I think EVERY sub should stay away from him since he can't seem to make up his mind if he was kidding or not. Hate to hear him say that as they haul him away for beating someone within an inch of her life cuz she burped!

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