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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 1:00:47 AM

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LOL< great clip Greedy!

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 1:10:22 AM

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yer STILL a Celt, NG.

Yes......as a bit of digging in my family tree has uncovered. I always considered myself a viking - in fact it's all I ever wanted to be - to the extent that I spent 6 months crafting a viking hat a sword and a shield which I wore when charging round the streets and stopping every third person to say: "you know I'm a viking don't you?".......

Imagine the utter despair when I discovered that my ancestors were in fact Cornish and their ancestors were in fact Welsh. The despair gave way to rage and I went to Cornwall to find the house that my 17th century forefather used to live in: I laid a mine under it and demolished it and left my viking hat as a calling card. So yeah my blood is Celtic but I don't want it - I want my viking identity back. Not much I can do I suppose apart from embrace my Celtic blood but what have they ever done apart from drag rocks 300 hundred miles with the sole purpose of staring at them and praying to them? The whole episode amounts to a hideous reawakening of all the values I held close to my heart.

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/raises foamy pint of Beamish in one hand to NG and toasts him with a pint of Smithwicks with the other; yeah, I drink 2 -fisted

Cheers Paris. It took a lot of courage to relive the Celtic moment - Nietzsche's "will to power" fantasy came in handy (he's no viking by the way) - I could do with one of those pints.

Are you a viking?

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 1:18:50 AM

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Go Vikings!

Edit to add, my uncle played for the Vikings and has a Super Bowl ring but not the winning kind cause they never won...

and I know that's not the kind of viking you meant., but,...I just like Vikings i guess

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 1:25:24 AM

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"Imagine the utter despair when I discovered that my ancestors were in fact Cornish and their ancestors were in fact Welsh"

and the next time you SING and a chick swoons because of the vocal chords these genetics gave you, you get to shut the F up for as long as it takes her Cornich CeltyClitty to Quivercate the Cunny Question.

(besides you get to formally lay claim to your own chapter of the Red Book of Herghest, now, and slap an fucking PIKER calling himself Taleisin while asking for a Mexican Beer after going to a Convention to get Grant Morrison's Autograph).

"I laid a mine under it and demolished it"

So you left out mentioning your Eriu Blood then... A time out for you forced to stand in front of the Republic Post Office sketching the Bronze statue of Cuchullain until you get De Morriga on his shoulder JUSSSSSST right (as I had to for Pat, of Slaine fame).

"Are you a viking? "

Oh PLease, I read the Eddas. Aside from Hel being a sexy bitch with an ass to die for, not much going on there (and she's a domme and I don't switch).

No, my bloodline comes from more Haunted and less Regulated soil.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 1:25:25 AM

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Go Vikings!

What are you thinking? Should I believe you?

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 1:25:59 AM

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Celt/Viking....NG in Viking garb..

ok, thats hawt....

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 1:27:49 AM

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Today's "special" british American themed menu in celebration of the Yanks having some sense (and booting out the monarchy

) will be :

Peanut Butter Sandwiches

Clilli Cheese Dog (don't ask where the dog came from)
Pizza (since we can then have the fun debate when someone says "hey, isn't that Italian"

)
"Patties" on "Nice Buns" ... (nothing to do with the food

)
And a choice of burgers, in fact, anything you can find in the fridge ... on a burger.(except "ham" ... curiously ?)

On offer at the bar ... America's Budweiser (since the REAL one is Czech)

Axeman and myself have sent out a search party, in vain, we suspect, to locate bread rolls long enough for our weiners, if that fails, as is likely considering he WON'T fold his in half, substitute weiners may have to be used at "short" notice

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 1:28:14 AM

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Go Vikings!

What are you thinking? Should I believe you?

Why would you ever not believe me? I never lie. Except down.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 1:40:24 AM

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Go Vikings!

What are you thinking? Should I believe you?

Why would you ever not believe me? I never lie. Except down.

Yeah you're right....those false dawns and rude awakenings have drained my soul.

Here's to a world of truth.....cheers!

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 1:44:09 AM

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I'm too old to lie. It's perfect science. Lying is motivated bya superficial gain. I'm done with such. Have been for oh so long.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 1:44:12 AM

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"Yeah you're right....those false dawns and rude awakenings have drained my soul"

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, you're creative and work for the BBC.

THIS explains everything.

/CLASHES bronze leaf-blade Goibne*-forged shortsword against yer shield in multicultural solidarity of screwed over storyteller-savages

* this is not one of my typo's, it's a Pagan Culture deitific referrence recognised by Oxofrd, Cambridge, and even UCSC in California

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 1:46:06 AM

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"I'm too old to lie. It's perfect science. Lying is motivated bya superficial gain. I'm done with such. Have been for oh so long"

which is one of a gazillion reasons my friends and I, back in the nlate 80's, BEGAN the Cougar Cult that is only now catching on because Jocks and TV execs are

DUMB

AS

"read mah lips"

campaign promises.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 1:48:02 AM

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Cougar Cult? Whatsis? I have no time for boys. It's perfect science.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 1:49:48 AM

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Go Vikings!

Edit to add, my uncle played for the Vikings and has a Super Bowl ring but not the winning kind cause they never won...

and I know that's not the kind of viking you meant., but,...I just like Vikings i guess

Any viking is a good viking in my book......

Good name for a team too......I mean.....calling yourselves The Dolphins or the The Cardinals isn't going to put the fear of god into your opponents.....you may as well call yourselves The Women's Institute.........whereas The Vikings!......that's more like it.....

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 1:51:12 AM

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Although I will concede that I have the libido of a 18 year old boy, which serves no one. What the hell is that about?

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 1:53:23 AM

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Prolly should not have written that. But seriously, WFT? Why is it like that?

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 1:54:36 AM

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no no no,PROPER Cougar Cult (spoiled by lame-brain execs) is 24-year old feisty, brainy, successful male (not BOY) and a woman over 37, preferrably divorced from a somewhat less than acceptably communicative corporate fucktard.

and NG, Grant is saving a place in Arkham for you, next to KIller Croc.

he's watching you right now...

brushing up on that Nibelung crap, just for you....

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 1:56:37 AM

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and the next time you SING

It's banned.....around the same time as smoking. Red lines through pictures of buxom Welsh women warbling are plastered to every door. Biggest purge since the Black Death.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 1:56:53 AM

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 2:02:56 AM

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So the ~cough~ point is that they lust when they're young and can't so much handle it with the youngish women and then when we're not youngish women they can handle it but now they don't wanna anymore? Or...we women get over our social conditioning abouts the time when they can't so much handle? Oh shit

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