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AnimusRex -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 3:49:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lobodomslavery Should a Female have the right to exert authority over males in this way? Kevin Yes. Yes, they should. She should be allowed to grasp you by the hair and force you to bend over and lick her shiny stilletto heels, while she smokes a cigarette then stubs it our on your bare back, and hisses " you've been a naughty boy, haven't you?" She has the right to spread your cheeks and press the cellphone into your anus while it is set to vibrate, then set her phone to autodial, and call your phone repeatedly until you cry out for mercy, "Mommy, Mommy, may I cum?" This is one reason why I never attempt to make a phone call in a public building.

NYLass -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 4:07:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP It was a private building, they are in charge of security, meaning that they don't want strange people wandering in. Next time walk into a bank lobby. I work in a bank. Don't come in to my lobby talking on a phone and standing off to the side. We'll walk up to you and engage you in direct communication. ("Can I help you, sir? Have you seen our gift program? Are you interested in opening an account?") It's to let you know we noticed you and if you're casing the bank, we have your description. If you're not a suspicious person, I just may get a new banking relationship out of it. I recommend getting a better cell phone that has a better reception.

CalifChick -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 4:29:09 PM)
Damn Rex! Warn a girl before you go telling hawt fantasies! Sheesh! [sm=mop.gif] Cali

DesFIP -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 4:57:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NYLass I work in a bank. Don't come in to my lobby talking on a phone and standing off to the side. We'll walk up to you and engage you in direct communication. ("Can I help you, sir? Have you seen our gift program? Are you interested in opening an account?") It's to let you know we noticed you and if you're casing the bank, we have your description. If you're not a suspicious person, I just may get a new banking relationship out of it. I recommend getting a better cell phone that has a better reception. I actually meant an ATM lobby, quiet, and away from traffic.

Level -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 5:05:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lashra Wow you have the biggest imagination when it comes to seeing female authority trampling your rights (though I am sure you wish it were your balls). ~Lashra LOL......... geezus, I almost swallowed my gum. [:D]

sunshinemiss -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 5:09:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Wasn't Nurse Ratchett a Domme? Cali Didn't she become the Star Trek version of the Dalai Lama or the Pope on Deep Space Nine?

Aylee -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 6:13:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Wasn't Nurse Ratchett a Domme? Cali Didn't she become the Star Trek version of the Dalai Lama or the Pope on Deep Space Nine? She was the "Kai," the elected spiritual leader of the planet Bajor. But she was also the nutso grandmother in Flowers in the Attic.

sunshinemiss -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 6:32:59 PM)
Oh how the mighty have fallen.

AquaticSub -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 6:43:53 PM)
~FR~ Anyone else amused by the word cunning in his post? What, do you think she was sitting there just plotting to deny you a phone call? If you think she acted outside her job, then call the company and complain about her.

Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 7:10:27 PM)
Good god why do the mods continue to approve his posts. just muzzle him permenantly already lol.

littlewonder -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 8:04:07 PM)
quote: I was making a call on my mobile Kevin, most companies don't allow the use of cell phones in their places. Most find them a huge distraction and they interfere with their computer systems. I turn away males and females all day long who want to use cell phones in our office. I tell them to step outside and point to our signs that are posted on every single wall: "No cell phone use permitted"

Marc2b -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 8:17:24 PM)
quote: Anyone else amused by the word cunning in his post? What, do you think she was sitting there just plotting to deny you a phone call? If you think she acted outside her job, then call the company and complain about her. I thought "cunning" was an interesting word choice, too. Cunning. Cunt. Hmmm.... I'm not a professional psychologist… but I’ll play one on CM! (doing my best Sigmund Freud voice) Zee patient clearly haz conflicting feelings about zee vimmin, probably arising from an unresolved oedipal conflict. It is likely zee patient had no strong male authority figure in hiz life and hiz mudder was a domineering presence. As a result of this the patient az developed masochist feeling toward zee vimmin yet at the same time… Excuse me von moment… (snooooort… snooooort… sniffle, sniffle) Okay, vhere vas I? Oh yes… At the same time zee patient clearly resents these feelings as they conflict with societal expected norms of masculinity and zo has developed feelings of anger toward zee vimmin that he also desires to dominate him. Thus zee patient misinterprets normal everyday interactions with zee vimmin. For example if a female store clerk drops hiz change he interprets it az a deliberate act to demonstrate superiority over him which excites him and in turn leads to the feelings of resentment. Zee patient also seeks to act out hiz conflict on the CM message boards by telling of these encounters in zee hopes that it vill elicit negative commentary from zee vimmin. Thus providing him with both the dominance he seeks from zee vimmin and zee forum to air his resulting feelings of resentment. In short, it becomes zee most excellent wanking material for zee patient. It iz my recommendation that zee patient seek out a female switch in zee BDZM community in which he can role play. A typical session would start with zee patient being dominated by zee voman and zen “turning zee table” on her so that he can be victorious over her and thus relive his resentment toward zee vimmin. Routine practise of zis role playing vill allow zee patient enjoy normal social interactions with zee vimmin he encounters in hiz daily life and to stop providing zuch excellent fodder for zee poster on zee CM boards to tease him with. Okay, I’m being a little nasty but damn it Kevin, you do provide excellent fodder and I do suspect you do it deliberately.

Aylee -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 8:26:15 PM)
Oh Hell! My drawers are soaked now! I get all jiggy feeling from a German accent!

purepleasure -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 8:28:08 PM)
Aylee, if i didn't know you better, i'd think you're a slut! But, your virtue is legendary.[;)]

CalifChick -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 8:28:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b ... you do provide excellent fodder and I do suspect you do it deliberately. What's scary Marc, is that I don't think he does. Google "symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia" and see if any of it sounds familiar. For the google-challenged, here is a blurb from the Mayo Clinic: Paranoid schizophrenia is one of several types of schizophrenia, a chronic mental illness in which reality is interpreted abnormally (psychosis). The classic features of paranoid schizophrenia are having beliefs that have no basis in reality (delusions) and hearing things that aren't real (auditory hallucinations). With paranoid schizophrenia, your ability to think and function in daily life may be better than with other types of schizophrenia. You may not have as many problems with memory, concentration or dulled emotions. Still, paranoid schizophrenia is a serious, lifelong condition that can lead to many complications, including suicidal behavior. But with effective treatment, you can manage the symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia and work toward leading a happier, healthier life. Cali

Aylee -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 8:30:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: purepleasure Aylee, if i didn't know you better, i'd think you're a slut! But, your virtue is legendary.[;)] You're darn tootin' it is!

Marc2b -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 8:35:47 PM)
quote: What's scary Marc, is that I don't think he does. Google "symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia" and see if any of it sounds familiar. For the google-challenged, here is a blurb from the Mayo Clinic: Paranoid schizophrenia is one of several types of schizophrenia, a chronic mental illness in which reality is interpreted abnormally (psychosis). The classic features of paranoid schizophrenia are having beliefs that have no basis in reality (delusions) and hearing things that aren't real (auditory hallucinations). With paranoid schizophrenia, your ability to think and function in daily life may be better than with other types of schizophrenia. You may not have as many problems with memory, concentration or dulled emotions. Still, paranoid schizophrenia is a serious, lifelong condition that can lead to many complications, including suicidal behavior. But with effective treatment, you can manage the symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia and work toward leading a happier, healthier life. You may be right. Like I said, I was only playing at psychology. Indeed, my official resomendation for Kevin is that he seek out professional therapy.

Lashra -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 8:41:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AnimusRex quote: ORIGINAL: lobodomslavery Should a Female have the right to exert authority over males in this way? Kevin Yes. Yes, they should. She should be allowed to grasp you by the hair and force you to bend over and lick her shiny stilletto heels, while she smokes a cigarette then stubs it our on your bare back, and hisses " you've been a naughty boy, haven't you?" She has the right to spread your cheeks and press the cellphone into your anus while it is set to vibrate, then set her phone to autodial, and call your phone repeatedly until you cry out for mercy, "Mommy, Mommy, may I cum?" This is one reason why I never attempt to make a phone call in a public building. Holy shit! You just provided him with wanking or some really good hallucination material! Now everytime he see's a woman with a phone he will swear she was trying to shove it up his bum. Or he will see cell phones with red lips and wearing boots, following him around on the city streets trying to wedge their way between his cheeks. Poor kev, take those meds! ~Lashra

slutslave4u -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 8:52:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Hunky.. havent you seen Kevvies posts before? Rather than welcoming him, we allshould be adviising him to be taking meds, committing himslf to a mental health facility or both. Seriously But they don't allow cell phones in there either. Obligatory on-topic response: We don't even allow people who have a legitimate reason to be in our building (meaning, they are doing business there) to make phone calls in the reception area. Why would we allow some guy walking on the street to just stroll on in and use our place as his temporary office? Next you'll be angry that we didn't offer you coffee, a sharpened pencil, or a notepad. Cali I dont drink coffee Cali, but could you bring me a soda or a water, pen (as I do prefer pen over pencil) and todays paper please? smile Edited to add.......Oh and I will need absolute quiet while i conduct my business please.

Arpig -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 8:59:17 PM)
quote: For the google-challenged, here is a blurb from the Mayo Clinic: Paranoid schizophrenia is one of several types of schizophrenia, a chronic mental illness in which reality is interpreted abnormally (psychosis). The classic features of paranoid schizophrenia are having beliefs that have no basis in reality (delusions) and hearing things that aren't real (auditory hallucinations). With paranoid schizophrenia, your ability to think and function in daily life may be better than with other types of schizophrenia. You may not have as many problems with memory, concentration or dulled emotions. Still, paranoid schizophrenia is a serious, lifelong condition that can lead to many complications, including suicidal behavior. But with effective treatment, you can manage the symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia and work toward leading a happier, healthier life. Speaking as an actual schizophrenic, I tend to agree that Kevin's posts do indeed show some signs of the illness, specifically the irrational thought processes that go along with it. Take it from a felow schizo Kev...the meds really do work wonders and they don't mess up your daily functioning the after the first few days.

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