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Marc2b -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 9:09:30 PM)
quote: Aylee, if i didn't know you better, i'd think you're a slut! But, your virtue is legendary.[;)] Don vorry. Ven i am through with her she vill be virturous no more. I haf vays of making her talk.

Aylee -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 9:49:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b quote: Aylee, if i didn't know you better, i'd think you're a slut! But, your virtue is legendary.[;)] Don vorry. Ven i am through with her she vill be virturous no more. I haf vays of making her talk. Argh!!!!!!! I am off to find some more dry drawers!

stella41b -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 10:14:46 PM)
Hello Kevin. How are you? How's the craic? You've been at the Beamish again, haven't you? I think I can help you. I like your postings and your riddles. This one is a good one. Now you said you walked into a building with just a reception area and there were no other staff besides this female security guard? And this female security guard wouldn't let you make a phone call on your mobile phone right? Not sure if it was a cunning smile or a look of bewilderment. My answer is that the building was actually a telephone kiosk and the female security guard was about to use the payphone. Am I right?

DavanKael -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 10:24:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lashra quote: ORIGINAL: AnimusRex quote: ORIGINAL: lobodomslavery Should a Female have the right to exert authority over males in this way? Kevin Yes. Yes, they should. She should be allowed to grasp you by the hair and force you to bend over and lick her shiny stilletto heels, while she smokes a cigarette then stubs it our on your bare back, and hisses " you've been a naughty boy, haven't you?" She has the right to spread your cheeks and press the cellphone into your anus while it is set to vibrate, then set her phone to autodial, and call your phone repeatedly until you cry out for mercy, "Mommy, Mommy, may I cum?" This is one reason why I never attempt to make a phone call in a public building. Holy shit! You just provided him with wanking or some really good hallucination material! Now everytime he see's a woman with a phone he will swear she was trying to shove it up his bum. Or he will see cell phones with red lips and wearing boots, following him around on the city streets trying to wedge their way between his cheeks. Poor kev, take those meds! ~Lashra Roflmao!!! :> Animus Rex, Lashra: bravo!!! Davan

lobodomslavery -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 11:41:02 PM)
Well that would be great if there was a sign saying No cellphones permitted but there wasnt . Talk about chocolate soldiers. And yes before anyone goes on about the word chocolate it is merely a term for officious individuals orginally traffic wardens who gave out tickets and parking fines. Why are they called chocolate soldiers? Because they wore brown clothing and chocolate is brown. Im applying it to here because the Lady in question acted officiously in my opinion Kevin

lobodomslavery -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/28/2009 11:44:16 PM)
No it was a reception area to a bank. There was a couple of chairs in a corner and a lady at a desk thats all. I was on the ground floor, there were office staff above Kevin

WyldHrt -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/29/2009 12:17:48 AM)
Incidentally, Kevin, I didn't know that you were a professional model doing fashion shoots in France. [8\|] If you aren't, you might want to take down that photo. Blurring the focus and "painting" over the watermark didn't really make it any harder to trace, and using someone else's pic as your own is a rather big no-no. ETA- Photo gone. That was quick.... [:D]

AquaticSub -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/29/2009 4:20:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b I'm not a professional psychologist… but I’ll play one on CM! (doing my best Sigmund Freud voice) Oh my god... that was a) so frikkin' hot and b) just want I needed to read to make me smile as I usually not awake this fuck early in the morning.

Marc2b -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/29/2009 6:50:29 AM)
quote: Argh!!!!!!! I am off to find some more dry drawers! Zo... I haf vound you veek spot. If I put on zee German uniform and do zee interrogation scene vith you, this vill make you squishy squirmy - yes? Ferry interesting.

Marc2b -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/29/2009 6:57:55 AM)
quote: Oh my god... that was a) so frikkin' hot and b) just want I needed to read to make me smile as I usually not awake this fuck early in the morning. Zo, anudder von az fallen for my phoney German accent. Hmmm.... (scratches beard thoughtfully)... zis is interesting... ferry, ferry, interesting.

HatesParisHilton -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/29/2009 7:33:37 AM)
mmmfffmmm rrmmmffff fmffmmmmf!

thebongripper -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/29/2009 8:10:35 AM)
Dude...that's some sexist bullshit you're talking about. OF COURSE she has the right to do that. Just because you want to dominate a woman doesn't make her any less than you. It's that attitude that deters the advancement of human rights, as well as evolution. It's 2009. Maybe you forgot, but everybody has equal rights (not in reality, but in principle). Rights that any sexist womanizer does not deserve.

RobertCloud -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/29/2009 8:11:23 AM)
Kevin, What in damnation does the difference make whether the security officer was female or male. #1. As a security officer they had the right to deny you even access to the premises. As far as using your cell phone in a public building, you say that there was a security guard in the main lobby area. Well, if that is so, then that building is NOT considered a public building, it is considered private property. Even most grocery stores have adopted this. Grocery stores are not public buildings, they are private property and therefore have the right to deny you access. So, Kevin, you were on private property and asked to use your cell phone while you had no other business with someone inside the building. Damn straight the answer should have been no, and you should have been asked to leave.

GreedyTop -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/29/2009 8:11:54 AM)
he doesnt want to dominate a woman... he thinks every woman out there wants to dominate him.

CalifChick -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/29/2009 8:14:50 AM)
C'mon people, keep up! Herr Marc, continue with what you were saying. [sm=mop.gif] Cali

lobodomslavery -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/29/2009 8:18:04 AM)
I used to drink Guiness. They say its good for you. So Stella if you do come to Dublin, would you go for a pint? Laughs. Kevin

RobertCloud -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/29/2009 8:21:40 AM)
Okay... Now I see something new as well. The OP has to have his messages approved. If I had known that I would not have even bothered to respond.

Aylee -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/29/2009 8:24:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b quote: Argh!!!!!!! I am off to find some more dry drawers! Zo... I haf vound you veek spot. If I put on zee German uniform and do zee interrogation scene vith you, this vill make you squishy squirmy - yes? Ferry interesting. Name the date and time!

lobodomslavery -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/29/2009 8:24:24 AM)
With apologies to Dolly Parton Workin 9 to 5 All this service and devotion Barely gettin by Not much chance of that promotion If you lose your mind You will never get any credit In other word It will drive you crazy if you let it Maybe the Lady had one of those Dolly Parton moments. Maybe she was driven crazy all day like Dolly Parton and She just snapped. And my request was the snapping point. Either way it seemed strange to me Kevin

HatesParisHilton -> RE: Should Female security officers be allowed to stop male visitors from making a phone call? (9/29/2009 8:24:42 AM)
or..... does he? [;)]

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