Drifa -> RE: Guys and strapons....a rant (10/27/2009 2:03:21 PM)
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(With apologies to Don McLean) My ass I offer for your whip and in service to you I'll gladly strip Your strap-on can adorn your lovely hips and make me eagerly lick my lips! Giving you the chance to let 'er rip, c'mon honey ram in that tip! And when you tell me I'm a sorry drip, why don't be surprised when out I flip! You see, everybody loves me, baby, what's the matter with you? Won'tcha tell me what did I do to offend you? Yes, and the ocean parts when I walk through, and the clouds dissolve and the sky turns blue I'm held in very great value by everyone I meet but you I've used my talents as I could, I've done some bad, I've done some good I did a whole lot better than they thought I would so, c'mon and treat me like you should! Because, everybody loves me, baby, what's the matter with you? Won'tcha tell me what did I do to offend you? Yeah, everybody loves me, baby, what's the matter with you? tell me what did I do to offend you?
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