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EbonyWood -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 6:40:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Llyren


EW, when I read that, I laughed so hard I scared the cats.  [sm=biggrin.gif]



Thanks L, it is one of my own 10 commandments to share my godlike personality.
 
Is 'scaring the cats' a colloquialism I don't know? Or did you just scare the cats?
 
In hindsight the OP really needed to put this in the Humor section.
 
I'm starting to think it's a reg being playful. Nobody but nobody could seriously think like this, could they...?




whiteslavebitch -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 7:04:41 AM)

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Elisabella:
3. Pain makes a far better punishment than emotional distress. Emotional trauma can leave lasting scars, doubts, and uncertainties far more often than physical punishment will. The key is to know when, what, and how to administer the punishment for the greatest and healthiest effect. The administering of physical punishment also provides a distinct closure to the event that emotional punishment does not.


This makes waaay more sense to me than how the OP put it in his post.

I can handle physical punishment much better than emotional withdrawal.




lucylucy -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 7:05:00 AM)


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ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

I'm starting to think it's a reg being playful. Nobody but nobody could seriously think like this, could they...?[/font]


I hate to burst your bubble, Eb, but I'd say about half the emails I get are from men who think like this.




EbonyWood -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 7:16:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lucylucy


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ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

I'm starting to think it's a reg being playful. Nobody but nobody could seriously think like this, could they...?


I hate to burst your bubble, Eb, but I'd say about half the emails I get are from men who think like this.


I hope for your sake, they keep it short. Maybe only 5 or 6 pieces of godlike inspiration to put you in awe... or maybe just the 4 pillars..




lucylucy -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 7:53:03 AM)


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ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

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ORIGINAL: lucylucy


quote:

ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

I'm starting to think it's a reg being playful. Nobody but nobody could seriously think like this, could they...?


I hate to burst your bubble, Eb, but I'd say about half the emails I get are from men who think like this.


I hope for your sake, they keep it short. Maybe only 5 or 6 pieces of godlike inspiration to put you in awe... or maybe just the 4 pillars..


It's when they send photos of one of the pillars that I truly cringe.




OttersSwim -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 8:00:30 AM)

So...I am honestly wondering if this person "tewhawt" is a gag profile put up by someone just trying to yank chains. 

It is just so plastic, fake, and contrived from the name "tewhawt" to the highlordmuckiteymuck babble that is spouted in the profile and journal entries.  It screams "joke" to me and the only thing I can think is that someone is trying to put one over on us...

If it is from a real person who actually holds these views....then...wow...just wow...[8|]




AnimusRex -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 8:29:35 AM)

Actually Otter, this is very much in line with what I remember being told 10 years ago when I started; It isn't a gratuitous dig at Castlerealm to say that it was filled to the brim with this kind of stuff.

At first when you don't know any better it has this romantic allure, the sense of something Noble, a higher sort of being, transforming ordinary Joe and Jane Normals into SirLordTewHawt of Castlerealm Manor, an Edward trolling the foggy moors of the Internet for his Bella.

Until eventually one realizes that the slyest and most dishonest sneak attack into the pants is the "Noble Gentleman" routine. Except perhaps for the "Sensitive Guy" routine.

If Commandment #11 was "A Dominant must not be so strong that He is unable to weep at a screening of "My Sister's Keeper", well then, he would scream past the event horizon into the singularity of douchebag pretension.




maugseros -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 9:18:41 AM)

This just in.. We all have different opinions of what works for us. Story at 11. :)

personally, I know what works for me. I know I understand 100 times more about myself than I did 5 years ago, and in 5 years I will look back and realize how little I knew 5 years ago. :)




Cuffkinks -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 9:44:55 AM)


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ORIGINAL: tewhawt

I have received several positive comments from submissives who have spent more time in the lifestyle than I have on earth so I decided to give you a clearer picture of my outlook on the lifestyle with my personal commandments.  I am often told that more Dominants should act like myself.  I am who I am, nothing more... nothing less.  I often get hate mail because of my views but frankly, I do not care.  Feel free to add your own insight.




Thank you for sharing your wisedom, oh great "Obi Dom Kanobi." I strive to rise to your level of greatness, but alas, I am a mere mortal.

I'll be sure to consider your "commandments" next time I'm paddling my girl's ass for not sucking my cock correctly.




GreedyTop -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 10:12:24 AM)

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next time I'm paddling my girl's ass for not sucking my cock correctly.


*puddle*




subtlebutterfly -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 10:23:00 AM)

Whatever, dude.




EbonyWood -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 10:23:49 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Ebony.. that was absolutely BRILLIANT!!



GT, when I see an ass expose itself, I have to hit it. Instinct, but thanks.




GreedyTop -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 10:38:14 AM)

LOL .. have you 'met' blacklion?




MasterSlaveLA -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 10:58:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Viridana

...this is way to castle realmy.



Yep.  As far as I'm concerned, the ONLY commandment is:  THERE ARE NO COMMANDMENTS.





Musicmystery -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 11:07:05 AM)

Well, I can see we won't be seeing TewHawt on the Gorean forums.

Nice try, man, but the trolling for chicks by posting of manifesto has been done, over and over.

And apparently, unsuccessfully.




AquaticSub -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 11:11:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: tewhawt

I have received several positive comments from submissives who have spent more time in the lifestyle than I have on earth so I decided to give you a clearer picture of my outlook on the lifestyle with my personal commandments.  I am often told that more Dominants should act like myself.  I am who I am, nothing more... nothing less.  I often get hate mail because of my views but frankly, I do not care.  Feel free to add your own insight.


Yeah... with an intro like that I just can't take the rest seriously except to ask.... if you are this frikkin' intense why do you say "in the arms of her dominate"?




EbonyWood -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 11:17:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

LOL .. have you 'met' blacklion?


No, but I peeped. Nice ass.




justagirlinzh -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 12:31:48 PM)


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ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

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ORIGINAL: Elisabella

I would not trust you to train a guppy, much less a full blooded human female.




Tew Hawt, if you proceed with guppy training :
 
1. Put 4 pillars in the tank of the guppy. It will love you for it's added safety, security blah blah.
 
2 Do not quash the dreams of the guppy. They only last 3 seconds - then they have them over again.
 
3. Always hold the door open for the guppy, buy flowers for it on it's birthday. It may not have many.
 
4 Do not cause the guppy pain. It will resent you for it and ignore your advances.
 
5 Understand the needs of the guppy. Water. Some food. You leaving it alone.
 
6 Understand the guppy's sex organ. It is under the dorsal fin. Get a magnifying glass if you need to.
 
7.Communicate with your guppy. Make fish faces and blow amusing imaginary bubbles at it.
 
8.Don't expect a perfect guppy. It may contract fin rot or a bad smell. Love it anyway.
 
9.Bring out the best in your guppy. Teach it little tricks to amuse your friends at parties. She will love you for it.
 
10 Nurture and cherish your guppy, then watch as it's cares are flushed away.

[sm=biggrin.gif]

As for the OP's post, I threw up in my mouth a little.




Llyren -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 12:40:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

quote:

ORIGINAL: Llyren


EW, when I read that, I laughed so hard I scared the cats.  [sm=biggrin.gif]



Thanks L, it is one of my own 10 commandments to share my godlike personality.
 
Is 'scaring the cats' a colloquialism I don't know? Or did you just scare the cats?
 

I'm starting to think it's a reg being playful. Nobody but nobody could seriously think like this, could they...?


Just your godlike... personality? 

And yes, I was sitting here, with various beasties sleeping as close to the keyboard as they can manage, and I laughed so much that it woke them up, and they were most offended. 

I think it's real, because I never underestimate how clueless people can be when there is sex and drama involved.  Besides, it should attract the equally clueless and desperate types, and that's probably what he wants.





Aileen1968 -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 1:55:58 PM)

He has two rules for me.
1. Do as I say.
2. Never lie.

Easy peasy.




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