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EbonyWood -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 2:21:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tewhawt

TewHawt's Ten Commandments of a Dominant Man



Just found this on a fake sub's profile. I believe it to be written by a man in disguise or TewHawt, who, when you think about it, is also a man in disguise.

The Good sub's Guide
What went wrong!
Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.
Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.
During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your Master will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum.
Be happy to see him.
Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time.
Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have done

So that's it - you're basically Carol Brady or Alice the housekeeper..I think he has a heart attack from all that food or falls asleep watching football while you curl up in a basket... Hmmm, not so bad.
 



tewhawt -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 2:39:52 PM)

So much hate... I love it!!  Who knew I could so quickly become the most hated Dom on CM?  I should have posted the benefits of respecting submissives a long time ago.  Please continue the comments about kicking my ass via an online forum.  Now that's kickin' it old school yo!



AQuietSimpleMan -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 2:42:09 PM)

Well if we're just listing nonsence I wanna play too.
 
QSM's 10 Things that mean nothing to anyone but me.
 
  1. In all things be authentic. Know what you know and try to learn what you don't but don't be a jack ass talking on things you don't know a fucking thing about.
  2. Take responsibility for your actions. It's always your fault because you are the only person whose actions you can account for. Own your fuck-ups and always look for your part in the effect of things
  3. Take a Multi Vitamin. Just cause you really need a lot of the shit that's in them.
  4. Never eat Cheetos and Masturbate. If you end up getting lucky she probably won't believe the real reason your Johnson is orange.
  5. Remember that you make mistakes, especially when you are about to dress someone down for one they made. Ask yourself how you would like to be handled in this situation and then act accordingly
  6. Try to poop at least twice a day. Just cause you really should helps if you aren't actually full of shit when you go about your daily activities.
  7. Remember that the slave is with you because she wants to be. Also remember that if you don't realize what she is doing in the partnership she might not enjoy doing it anymore.
  8. Know your toys. Using a single tail can be dangerous from one inch of the body to the next. Think of it like eating Pussy. If you miss by an inch it can get real unpleasent really quickly.
  9. It's okay to have more that one partner. I think it's important they all know about each other cause if they don't and the find out about each other you tend to lose them all. Better to have everyone on the same page.
  10. It's how I do it that matters to me, how you do it is up to you. You stay outta my shit and I'll stay out of yours.

QSM



EbonyWood -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 2:54:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tewhawt

Who knew I could so quickly become the most hated Dom on CM? 


I think you need to be a Dom before you can become The Most Hated Dom.

Fiction writer doesn't cut it.



SlaveSimone -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 3:22:31 PM)

"Simone's  5 commandments for CM forum noobs"

1.  Thou shall not preemptively post- If you take the time to read at least a few threads before posting, you'll  get a pretty good idea what does and does not fly here, which will make the next commandments that much more easy to follow
2. Thou are not in a candy shop- Very few people here care to sugar coat things, and may at times seem to get down right nasty, but generally do have a relevant point.
3. Thou shall keep your panties un-waded- In fact, a preemptive pantie de wadding is generally a good practice.
4. Thou shall keep it you your pants- 'nough said.
5. Thou are not holy- You are not any more "real" or "true" as the next guy or gal, and although this is a place for discussion, one true way-isms are not generally well received. 



Llyren -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 3:40:22 PM)


Actually, that's from a publication put out in the 1950's called "The Good Wife's Guide".  It's almost verbatim, except for changing husband to Master. 



Musicmystery -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 3:49:17 PM)

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Who knew I could so quickly become the most hated Dom on CM? 


Oh Jesus, now the pouting.

Very domly done, though.



EbonyWood -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 3:52:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Llyren


Actually, that's from a publication put out in the 1950's called "The Good Wife's Guide".  It's almost verbatim, except for changing husband to Master. 



L,
 
Yeah there is a slip up in the middle where 'husband' was retained. They couldn't even transpose correctly.
 
Plus I'm thinking the 'be a little gay' reference has changed meaning... his loss.



catize -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 5:08:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: tewhawt

So much hate... I love it!!  Who knew I could so quickly become the most hated Dom on CM?  I should have posted the benefits of respecting submissives a long time ago.  Please continue the comments about kicking my ass via an online forum.  Now that's kickin' it old school yo!

Your perceptions are a bit skewed here. Opposing view points are not hatred; they are not anger, they are not personal attacks; they are simply a difference of opinion. It would be dull reading if everyone agreed all the time. I enjoy discussions because it gives me an opportunity to understand how someone else thinks and allows me to evaluate my own stance in order to decide if I should keep it or re-think it.

I would guess you are probably unfamiliar with how to debate an issue, have vague ideals but are unable to show the logic behind them, and you have exhibited a knack for compounding your pretentiousness with the pompous belief that you are “the most hated dominant”, or for that matter, “the most” anything. Nobody on here is that important in the grand scheme of life.

If one hundred people disagree with you it doesn't necessarily make your opinions wrong. And if there are the same number who do agree with you, it doesn't necessarily make you right.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 5:28:24 PM)

~FR~

Wow.  Just, wow.

Hib, still following her own road.



PainfullyCurious -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 5:31:41 PM)

OP- I love you. I wish I were better looking and that I didn't just decide to move out of Orlando. LOL.

Seriously though, I like your post.

I don't know what all the hate is about. I'm surprised. I had to stop reading on page two because enough was enough, but I hope somewhere in this mess, someone else was willing to speak up and say something nice if that's how they felt. 



AnimusRex -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 5:39:15 PM)


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ORIGINAL: tewhawt
So much hate... I love it!!  Who knew I could so quickly become the most hated Dom on CM?  I should have posted the benefits of respecting submissives a long time ago.  Please continue the comments about kicking my ass via an online forum.  Now that's kickin' it old school yo!


Actually, pal, we are trying to help you out here.

Suppose you went to a singles bar, and rounded up all the single guys, and proceeded to give them a lecture on How To Score With the Chicks beginning with:
"I am often told that more single guys should act like myself.
Ahem...TewHawt's Ten Commandments of a Single Man

1. The four pillars all true relationships are trust MMFFFPHFFF!!!"

At that moment, you really would get a fist to the mouth. Seriously. Maybe several.


In case you haven't figured it out yet, most guys don't take kindly to lectures from self-appointed Chik-Magnits. We call them douche-bags.


Welcome to the boards- wipe the blood from your lip and hang out a while.



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 5:51:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BKSir

Oh joy.. another in the long line of "twue doms".  Back to my kitchen experiments. By the way, it's more difficult than one might imagine to purposefully make a sweet potato explode.

Easy, don't poke holes in it before cooking it in the microwave...you're welcome [:D]

OP the whole of this made  me laugh.  I'm glad it works for you but all it really tells me is that you and I would not be suited as I would have complete control over you in about 10 minnutes.  Since I'm not a dominant female and you (apparently) aren't a sub male that wouldn't work for me at all.




LadyPact -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 6:09:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tewhawt

So much hate... I love it!!  Who knew I could so quickly become the most hated Dom on CM?  I should have posted the benefits of respecting submissives a long time ago.  Please continue the comments about kicking my ass via an online forum.  Now that's kickin' it old school yo!


In My opinion, you really do need to get over yourself.  Nobody here hates you just because we don't agree with you.  I'm sorry, but you're just not that significant to Me and I highly doubt you're that significant to anyone else who has answered this thread.  Hate is a pretty strong word when used in this situation.  Apathy, yes.  Hate, no.

Do yourself a favor.  Take a look at number nine again.  Then, take yourself out to a munch in your local community.  There, you will also meet a number of folks who will neither love you nor hate you, but can give you an idea that lots of people do this in lots of different ways.  Frankly, I doubt your "Commandments" will go over so well there either.



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 6:21:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

Well, I can see we won't be seeing TewHawt on the Gorean forums.




Not so fast, Tim he may decide to tackle Gor next. [;)]



GYPSYMAMBO -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 6:31:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tewhawt

decided to give you a clearer picture of my outlook on the lifestyle with my personal commandments. 
thankyou for sharing YOUR outlook..but who is the YOU ??
all of us..why??
TewHawt's Ten Commandments of a Dominant Man

1.  The four pillars all true BDSM relationships are trust, safety, understanding and security. 
I had different pillars with each of my 4 husbands..ranging from freedom..peace..sceurity for one to honesty.creativity and beauty for another ...becuz we are all different...and each relationship is DIFFERENT.
 
2.  The dreams and ambitions of the submissive are of far greater importance than any of the dominant's desires for the submissive. 
I had a sub who dreamed of being a famous bass pLayer in a rock band..this was importnat..but more importANt was MY DESIRE for him to live in reality and see that he had a gift and how far he could take it..more important was my desire to se hijm climb to success as he was able and be able to cope with what he thought was FAILURE..
I KNEW WHAT WAS BEST,,this was/is my responsibility. 


3.  Pain should never be a punishment. 
IF this is the D's style and the s's desire then IT MATCHS
4.  One must be a gentleman
indeed

times. Communication is the key ;
YES!! 
.  The submissive's primary tool for communication is non-verbal. 
So you have MUTE SUBS//??

8.   Do not sweat the small stuff...I agree

9.  Previous knowledge and experience in the lifestyle is meaningless. . 
wtf??
tell that to the guy who is coming over tonight to be caned..
TEll that to the sub who lays his life at my feet trusting I can lead.

.  The ability of a submissive to serve does not come from knowledge
WISDOM IS KNOWLEDGE with understanding and submissives and D's NEED THIS



GM



NihilusZero -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 6:56:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tewhawt

tewhawt tewhanduhl?



Musicmystery -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 6:59:08 PM)


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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

Well, I can see we won't be seeing TewHawt on the Gorean forums.



Not so fast, Tim he may decide to tackle Gor next. [;)]



Yeah, but the men wouldn't have to say anything. The girls would destroy that post.



VampiresLair -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 7:06:17 PM)

I hope the OP didnt sprain his arm patting himself on the back.

Dont mistake hatred for disrespect. We dont hate you, but we also dont respect you. You havent really given us a reason to, aside from saying that we Dominants should all be more like you. Your commandments would get you laughed at by my slave. Our relationship doesnt work with your rules, and since I have one, and have had him for 2 years now,and you talk about the many submissives who you have gotten this information from... I count myself ahead. Id rather a single partner to build my own commandments with than admit to having heard the same thigns from enough people to start believing it.

DV



lucylucy -> RE: TewHawt's Ten Commandments for Dominant Men (11/20/2009 7:17:43 PM)


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ORIGINAL: tewhawt

So much hate...

Hate? You asked us to add our insights. We're just doing as you asked.



quote:

ORIGINAL: tewhawt

Who knew I could so quickly become the most hated Dom on CM?

The self-aggrandizement is really over the top. Most hated Dom on CM? Hardly. You've inspired a bit of mockery and anger. That's all. Nothing to start proclaiming yourself the most hated Dom over.



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