ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: Science Denial on the Rise (1/8/2010 3:53:35 PM)
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail do any of those harmful ingredients in any combination turn into a remote controlled plague outbreak that can be electronically signalled from a gameboy in washington dc, that you know of? No, it doesn't work that way. Don't be silly! It's the airport scanners that trigger them. Each airport has codes embedded in the scanning software, and certain airports will trigger different ingredients in the vaccine. They also work in combination with one another, and the scanners are programmed to read your destination information off the magnetic strip on the plane ticket in your pocket. For example, if you travel through Dallas, the scanners in their airport will activate a precursor in one of the vaccine ingredients, which remains harmless unless you fly through Miami on your way to, say, Kiev - in which case the scanners in the Miami airport will trigger the precursor, and the virus that causes black death will immediately begin incubating in your body. By the time you get off the plane in Kiev, you're infectious, and by the time you clear customs, you've started a black death epidemic in the Ukraine. I'm really surprised you weren't aware of this. Just what radio station do you listen to, anyway?
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