SweetPoosy
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Well, my fa-vo-rite method is what Bill Engvall calls "The Drive Hunt". Seriously, I've killed at least two deer with my vehicles, and I've totalled one car, a Toyota Avalon, not a small car. So right now it's Me, 2: Deer, 1. When I hit the one that totalled my car, it was a 4 point mule deer buck, and I was going about 95 miles per hour (150kph). I sent the EMT's to see if it was salvageable, but alas...I had pretty much totalled it. Even the horns weren't to be found ...intact, that is. The other one RAN INTO MY JEEP! It killed itself! Damned suicidal deer! Bambi couldn't get any nookie, so he took himself out. I went to report it, and by the time I came back, someone else had claimed it. If I were to go out hunting, I'd likely use a longbow or a rifle, depending on the game. I'd personally rather NOT have to clean my kill, but I would if I had to. At the rate the local javelinas and mule deer are going, I'm going be be doing a bit of poaching this year...the damned javelinas break down my fence to get into my orchard, and the damned deer jump my fence to eat my 28 varieties of rose! They seem to be partial to certain varieties...usually my favorites. This is the scene that greeted me one day in July...there were a total of 8 juvenile deer in my yard, the little bastards wouldn't all pose together, so I did what I could with the picture. They roam around usually at night, but hey, I have such a nice buffet at my place, they are happy to break curfew. BTW, it's Javelina season here, and as far as I can tell, there are still permits left. Come and git one of these varmints fer me, hokay?
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I've got 20 Fluffy Points, and you don't...Neener! Don't piss me off, I've got a 600 foot mineshaft to hide the bodies!
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