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Kill it. Cook it. Eat it.

I CAN kill it, gut it, butcher it, eat it.

48% (14)

I could eat meat but never do that.

10% (3)

I don't eat meat ... ever.

6% (2)

I'm going to have a hard time shopping now ... you bastard !

3% (1)

Gimme the crossbow and the knife !

13% (4)

I'd rather not know how it gets into the packet, but I love it !

6% (2)

Mc Donalds is animal friendly ... they told me so !!!

3% (1)

I pray before I eat meat

3% (1)

You mean ... fish don't REALLY have fingers ???

3% (1)

Rose tinted glasses please Pirate ! ... I'm off to "I love it when"

0% (0)

Total Votes : 29

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/8/2010 4:42:32 AM

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Crikey Bull, what're you hunting? Taliban?

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/8/2010 4:44:42 AM

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Cool weapon, Bull. Makes me want to play with it some for a good while.

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/8/2010 4:50:04 AM

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I think you'd have to wait in line to play with Bull's weapon ST! I dont think the line would take too long though, its clear from the picture that once it goes off it reloads quickly enough for the next person.

And then maybe we could do some shooting with that gun.

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/8/2010 5:34:51 AM

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LadyEllen, whenever I have male houseguests, I ask them to go outside and pee on the fenceline. While my ex and my current hubby were in residence, I had no problem, there's nothing a guy like better than to "mark his territory", but nowadays, I don't have many volunteers.

.... You have to share the responses you've gotten to this request. I'm picturing this in my head. "Ok, the bedroom is over here, here is kitchen, help yourself to anything you want. The bathroom is here but would you mind only using it for number two and showering? It would be a huge help if you did your peeing on the fence, thanks!"

Around these parts, the response would probably involve nervousness. Getting tricked into peeing on an electric fence is a right of passage in Missouri.

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/8/2010 5:40:25 AM

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i rather not. but i am very capable of hunting killing gutting and cooking to feed myself or mine.

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/8/2010 6:10:14 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

I think you'd have to wait in line to play with Bull's weapon ST! I dont think the line would take too long though, its clear from the picture that once it goes off it reloads quickly enough for the next person.

And then maybe we could do some shooting with that gun.

E

*must... resist.... making... bad jokes about weapons and things going off... *

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/8/2010 6:13:05 AM

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Most of the time, I'm half-arsed vegan. Not for moral reasons (although I'm not a big fan of some farming practices) but environmental reasons, which means when I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere and there's nothing else to eat I'm happy enough to kill and butcher my own food.

I've never shot anything and don't think I could, but I've killed chicken, deer, cows, sheep, goats etc with my bare hands or with a knife.

Totally agree with using all the animal as well, although the last time I killed an animal I think it might have gone too far... I was living with the Masaai in Tanzania, and they let me be a part of the orpul healing ceremony, which comes with a goat sacrifice. We walked the goat up the mountain to the sacred place, I made friends with it, called it Michael Jackson, etc etc. Then I slit it's throat, everyone drank it's blood, ate the kidneys and heart raw, the warrior leader got the balls and eyes, they cooked the liver but I think that was just for my benefit, made one soup from the spleen, pancreas, brain and lungs, roasted the meat, removed the feet and bones to bring back to the elders, took the leg meat, skin and tendons back for the women, then made the magical medicinal (and hallucinogenic) soup from the intestines. It was an interesting use of my surgical training to get all that done, but there was definitely no wastage.

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/8/2010 6:13:16 AM

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Come on..that is so open there...LOL!

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/8/2010 6:14:59 AM

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I KNOW!

With the fast reloading and the line of people standing in line for the weapon... Must... be... good!!!

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/8/2010 6:17:17 AM

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hehehe!

Me thinks that Bulls' ego has raisen a bit now...

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/8/2010 6:20:51 AM

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Something better be rais-DAMN IT STOP GIVING ME EASY OPENINGS!

Wait that was one too.... FUCK!!!

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/8/2010 6:25:26 AM

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very very gently drops the line about easy openings and walks away...hands up

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/8/2010 6:55:04 AM

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I can catch, humanely kill, clean and cook a fish. For all other animals they need to be cold pieces of meat before I handle them for packaging etc. I only eat red meat once or twice a month though, chicken once a week, rest of the time is vegetarian meals.

This is because I live alone and can eat how I choose, once as a housekeeper on a dairy farm I was cooking meat 3 times a day!!!!

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/8/2010 3:58:37 PM

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ORIGINAL: afterforever

Most of the time, I'm half-arsed vegan. Not for moral reasons (although I'm not a big fan of some farming practices) but environmental reasons, which means when I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere and there's nothing else to eat I'm happy enough to kill and butcher my own food.

I've never shot anything and don't think I could, but I've killed chicken, deer, cows, sheep, goats etc with my bare hands or with a knife.

Totally agree with using all the animal as well, although the last time I killed an animal I think it might have gone too far... I was living with the Masaai in Tanzania, and they let me be a part of the orpul healing ceremony, which comes with a goat sacrifice. We walked the goat up the mountain to the sacred place, I made friends with it, called it Michael Jackson, etc etc. Then I slit it's throat, everyone drank it's blood, ate the kidneys and heart raw, the warrior leader got the balls and eyes, they cooked the liver but I think that was just for my benefit, made one soup from the spleen, pancreas, brain and lungs, roasted the meat, removed the feet and bones to bring back to the elders, took the leg meat, skin and tendons back for the women, then made the magical medicinal (and hallucinogenic) soup from the intestines. It was an interesting use of my surgical training to get all that done, but there was definitely no wastage.

OK, thanks for the dinner invite, but I believe I will pass on that one!

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Original: LinnaeaBorealis

I also discovered awhile back that I'm ok with eating an animal I know & who has a name. My brother-in-law's parents had a ram named Bimbo who was completely adorable in my eyes, but a pest around the farm. One time we all went to visit & sat down for supper. I took a bite of the meat & said, "This is really good. What is it?" His mother hesitated a moment, then said, "Bimbo." My response was, "Mmmm. Bimbo's tasty!!" & ate some more while my sister put her hand over her mouth & ran for the bathroom.

Reminds me of Maaaaaxxx the Goat. Maaaaaxxx was a nasty, vicious goat that my godparents raised. It would jump up on the hoods of their Z-cars, and if you bent over...watch out! He loved to butt people's asses. The farm workers all hated him, and the joke was when were we going to have goat BBQ.

So one day, Joe, my godparent's son, invited me to dinner...when I asked what was on the menu, he said Maaaaaxxx! That was sure some great goat BBQ!

I was also raised in the country, and my "Aunt" A. and "Uncle" T. had a dairy farm. I must have been about 3 or 4 when Aunt A. took me with her out back and she grabbed a chicken, stuck its head into a funnel sort of thing, grabbed it out from the other end, and with one swift stoke took its head off. Being only a small child, I was vastly amused at watching the chicken run around the yard afterwards.

Can I get a chorus of "Thank God I'm A Country Boy" right about now?

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/8/2010 8:08:35 PM

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Hey Bull, is there anything left of the beast after you hit it?

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/8/2010 11:23:29 PM

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I was living with the Masaai in Tanzania.

Jealous.

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/9/2010 7:49:59 AM

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Hey Bull, is there anything left of the beast after you hit it?

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/9/2010 9:14:46 AM

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Hmmm. Sounds like the time my dad shot a sparrow with the "elephant gun."

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/9/2010 9:33:48 AM

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Sort of like when I (the only one to do it incidentally) hit a clay pigeon in mid air with my matchlock musket, loaded with small shot?

"now you see it - now you dont"

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/9/2010 10:31:21 AM

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I could kill and clean a fish (not that I'd like to). I could kill a chicken. But I couldn't do that to a mammal.

I don't eat mammals.

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