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Kill it. Cook it. Eat it.

I CAN kill it, gut it, butcher it, eat it.

48% (14)

I could eat meat but never do that.

10% (3)

I don't eat meat ... ever.

6% (2)

I'm going to have a hard time shopping now ... you bastard !

3% (1)

Gimme the crossbow and the knife !

13% (4)

I'd rather not know how it gets into the packet, but I love it !

6% (2)

Mc Donalds is animal friendly ... they told me so !!!

3% (1)

I pray before I eat meat

3% (1)

You mean ... fish don't REALLY have fingers ???

3% (1)

Rose tinted glasses please Pirate ! ... I'm off to "I love it when"

0% (0)

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/7/2010 10:33:00 PM

Ladynslave

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LOL! I can't even get the drive hunt thing down. I hit one this year, but only tumbled him hooves over teakettle several times. He lived and ran away on all 4 legs. Didn't even set off my airbags.

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/7/2010 10:35:15 PM

JonnieBoy

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ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy

Oh, and it's pronounced have-a-lee-na. Here's a picture of one.

You tryin' to make me feel hungry ?

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/7/2010 10:38:13 PM

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ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy

Oh, and it's pronounced have-a-lee-na. Here's a picture of one.

That... that actually looks cuter to me than the deer. Like it's begging me not to shoot it...

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/7/2010 10:48:11 PM

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Lady, I hit a baby deer down by the river back in October, with my OTHER Toyota Avalon...it was so small that I could barely see it over my hood! I went back to find it, but it wasn't around...I hope it lived...

Pirate, thems sum good eatin' thar! We kin dig a pit out back and have usn's a barbeecue!

Aqua, that is a particularly cute one, but there's nothing nice about them. They stink, and they run in herds of about 8-10...and they can kill a dog. My black lab used to hide in terror when they would break through the fence. They are very vicious critters! When we had snow a couple of weeks ago, I found their tracks on my back porch stairs, they came up to get the cat food I set out for the feral cats. Notice in the pic that the javelina is in a yard near a sidewalk. Nasty and dangerous.

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/7/2010 10:49:55 PM

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But... but.... so damn cute.... My brain can not process this!

It's when I try to process that seals eat penguins. My brain just can't take it...

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/7/2010 10:58:40 PM

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub
But... but.... so damn cute....

Cute ... but EDIBLE... (and MUCH cuter than a McPulp burger on the tastebuds I'll wager ? )

Anyone for pan fried gonads ?

Pirate

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/7/2010 11:00:53 PM

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SP - have you tried lion droppings in your backyard? Its used round here to keep deer out of gardens, but does rather depend on access to a pride of lions.

I would have no problem whatever with killing any meat animal, with a Bowie knife "up close and personal like" if necessary. But then I am psychotically disturbed in that way - which is probably why its a good idea Tesco is so well stocked.

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/7/2010 11:12:18 PM

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OK Aqua, I know what you mean...that first one is really cute. But here's one that was a member of a herd that broke into my yard, terrified my dog, and copulated right there in public for just anyone to see! Bad, bad javelina!

And I know what you mean about the penguins and seals...my daughter LOVES penguins, and we saw something on TV where a seal just grabbed a penguin, and ripped it right out of its skin! ICK! Bad Seal!

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/7/2010 11:16:30 PM

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LadyEllen, whenever I have male houseguests, I ask them to go outside and pee on the fenceline. While my ex and my current hubby were in residence, I had no problem, there's nothing a guy like better than to "mark his territory", but nowadays, I don't have many volunteers.

I did have a coyote/blue heeler mix in my yard for a few months, but the deer still got into the back yard. Note to self, find some guys for a pissing match.

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/7/2010 11:19:09 PM

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It... It still looks cute to me! I think it's the eyes and the way the ears flop over with the pink nose. With the coat, it looks like a stuff animal to me! Something I should hug, not eat...

And ugh... I love seals. They are so cute and sweet-looking... and then they eat a penguin and my brain explodes.

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/7/2010 11:21:10 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy

LadyEllen, whenever I have male houseguests, I ask them to go outside and pee on the fenceline. While my ex and my current hubby were in residence, I had no problem, there's nothing a guy like better than to "mark his territory", but nowadays, I don't have many volunteers.

.... You have to share the responses you've gotten to this request. I'm picturing this in my head. "Ok, the bedroom is over here, here is kitchen, help yourself to anything you want. The bathroom is here but would you mind only using it for number two and showering? It would be a huge help if you did your peeing on the fence, thanks!"

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/7/2010 11:25:26 PM

JonnieBoy

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quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

quote:

ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy

LadyEllen, whenever I have male houseguests, I ask them to go outside and pee on the fenceline. While my ex and my current hubby were in residence, I had no problem, there's nothing a guy like better than to "mark his territory", but nowadays, I don't have many volunteers.

.... You have to share the responses you've gotten to this request. I'm picturing this in my head. "Ok, the bedroom is over here, here is kitchen, help yourself to anything you want. The bathroom is here but would you mind only using it for number two and showering? It would be a huge help if you did your peeing on the fence, thanks!"

SweetPoosy has my vote ... practical women are dead sexy !

Pirate

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/7/2010 11:26:11 PM

SweetPoosy

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OK, I can send you a stuffed javelina, but they are still vicious and nasty! Come out and see for yourself! Meanwhile, it's bedtime for bonzo!

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/7/2010 11:31:09 PM

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SweetPoosy has my vote ... practical women are dead sexy !

That they are. Even if it's up for debate if I'm one of them...

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OK, I can send you a stuffed javelina, but they are still vicious and nasty! Come out and see for yourself! Meanwhile, it's bedtime for bonzo!

LOL. I've actually never been out to Arizona but I manage to get out there I'll see if I can muster up my strength to shoot the vicious cuddly looking things.

Maybe that is one of their tricks...

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/8/2010 1:53:49 AM

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In this household, we have what is called the Buck's Curse. Anytime one of us (not me, I don't drive) is driving for some reason, the deer will jump in front of the vehicle and cause damages. Laast time this happened I asked how many points did the buck have.

Just yesterday morning (or the day before) we saw a herd of deer near the house...autiomatic slowdown so we don't damaged the care again (the drivers window has a funky tracking since the last incident).

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/8/2010 3:45:07 AM

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I have never actually killed food myself, except for fish, but I used to help Grandpa kill chickens for supper. We would take the feathers off & then I would take it inside & help Granny clean & cook it. Nothing better than a fresh-killed meal!! I also discovered awhile back that I'm ok with eating an animal I know & who has a name. My brother-in-law's parents had a ram named Bimbo who was completely adorable in my eyes, but a pest around the farm. One time we all went to visit & sat down for supper. I took a bite of the meat & said, "This is really good. What is it?" His mother hesitated a moment, then said, "Bimbo." My response was, "Mmmm. Bimbo's tasty!!" & ate some more while my sister put her hand over her mouth & ran for the bathroom.

If I had to, I would definitely hunt & kill my food & have no problem with it. For now, that's not very practical since I live in the city & don't have the time. I'm content with buying my meat in those tidy packages.

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/8/2010 3:52:51 AM

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We just don't hunt any more but usually if our doctor gets a deer, he'll give it to us since is it low fat. Most of these day, no offerings so its not a good season.

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/8/2010 4:05:50 AM

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I've seen chickens killed, on a farm belonging to a cousin.
But no, I'm not capable of dealing with a fresh kill. Blame that on summers in Israel, wandering through the Arab quarter, and coming across butchers row, carcasses hanging in the hot weather, covered in flies and smelling to high heaven.

I can't go into a butcher's shop because they smell of blood. However I'm happy enough to let friends hunt my land and to take some meat when they give it to me.

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/8/2010 4:31:27 AM

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Hunting? Why of course!

Closing time, every new beginning comes from some other beginningsssssssssssssss...(squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze)...end.

Yes I like hunting.

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RE: Kill it. Cook it. Eat it. - 1/8/2010 4:40:22 AM

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Crikey Bull, what're you hunting? Taliban?

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