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Termyn8or -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (1/9/2010 8:43:42 AM)
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Hold on, I need to get my bearings here. Please clarify, are you talking about the stone age, the pre-zambian age or the early iron age or what ? I know it's confusing but a good refenece point is whether or not Og had invented the wheel yet. If before it was the pre-Chevyonic age. If it was after Og invented the axle for his dandy wheel, it's the post-rolliage stage. If fire hadn't been discovered it was the pre-arsonic stage.
I know this all seems confuddling but the jokester's handbook V32,958 simplifies it quite well. Between poetic license and recognition of general laziness of wit, the whole of the development of mankind is divided into two parts. Over a million fucking years ago and not quite a fucking million years ago. It's somewhere on page 1,440. Subsection C (toward the bottom of the page) also states that the word "fucking" can be omitted for family based publications. Subsequent versions may have deleted that license though, so please check with a local competent librarian for the latest rules and techniques.
The jokster's history giude does say that Og slew a mammoth with his first axle and the leader was pissed. He said "What the fuck are we going to do with all these useless wheels" to which Og replied "Have a nice mammoth steak". With that, and the guide of a local prophet, Og was sent back up the mountain to invent another axle, one that would not get stuck in a mammoth.
These were a wise people, because really, these days you never hear of an axle getting stuck in a mammoth do you ?
For more information I suggest you seek official information, or mental help, your choice. I think the site is something like yougottabefuckinkiddingme dot com or something like that.
Rumor has it that Og was working on the first gun with which to kill the leader as he had become weary of inventing all these things without the protection of intellectual rights. But he disappeared like Nikoli Tesla, and a few others. I think the leader invented the forerunner of the CIA. But that is a matter of speculation. Just don't tell them about it over in Off Topic, because the thread will take on Biblical proportions, possibly shutting the entirenet down. (that's what they call it down south I think).
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