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What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've receive... - 1/28/2010 9:23:29 AM   
lusciouslips19


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Which lips?

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/28/2010 9:24:50 AM   
Domin8tingUrDrmz


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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/28/2010 9:25:21 AM   
PolyVinyl


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Status: offline 		Well, I definitely know some Mistress somewhere would mail a physical face-slap to me if I said that hahaha. Yeah, that's how much sense it makes.

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/28/2010 9:28:58 AM   
kittinSol


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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/28/2010 9:31:22 AM   
BratAli19


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OHOHOH !!! OOOOOOR

there page ong erotica fantasies, by the same people, one every 3 months. with out asking for them

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/28/2010 9:32:22 AM   
lusciouslips19


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< Message edited by lusciouslips19 -- 1/28/2010 9:34:37 AM >

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Princess of typos and it's my prerogative

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/28/2010 9:33:09 AM   
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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/28/2010 9:33:28 AM   
MistressEllen444


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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/28/2010 9:33:53 AM   
kittinSol


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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/28/2010 9:34:28 AM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		Actually, as a young teen, I actually said that to a girl at a bus stop. I was safely ensconced inna car with my buddys.

Her response ; " no, but my brother does, bring your momma by".

I haven't used that line since.

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/28/2010 9:53:58 AM   
kyuketsuki1977


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asside from all the one liners and I have had a few fell for the first one sad to say this is the funnest to me

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/28/2010 9:59:51 AM   
lusciouslips19


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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/28/2010 10:09:26 AM   
Lockit


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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/28/2010 10:19:39 AM   
PyrotheClown


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quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

"Well the who's the hottest little bitch on CM then?" *gag*.


well to be fair, you are hot

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/28/2010 10:20:32 AM   
WyldHrt


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Yup, that was it.

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/28/2010 10:23:19 AM   
EbonyWood


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quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

"Nice tits!"
Yup, that was it.


You begged for an opinion. I gave it.
 
Let it go.

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/28/2010 10:25:28 AM   
Domin8tingUrDrmz


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

'You are not going to find what you seek in a submissive man. You will need a dominant for that.'

*gag* And then let me at your ass hole! hehe


Typo fixed

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/28/2010 10:36:24 AM   
Lockit


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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/28/2010 10:57:29 AM   
flogger


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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/28/2010 11:05:11 AM   
sexyred1


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1. Hi
2. Hi Red
3. Hi Sexy
4. Hot!!!
5. Love redheads
6. Is it really red all over
7. Hi Slut
8. You are a bitch
9. Owned?
10. Are you taken?
11. Do you switch?
12. Bi?
13. Hi Mistress
14. Do you like facials?
15. shaved?
16. read my profile
17. will you relocate?
18. I am married, but please consider me
19. Can I milk your tits
20. All the 3 page boring erotic fantasies they cut and paste to me

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