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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/29/2010 1:15:55 AM

HotFaerieMama

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corner time is listed as a hard limit.. yet i've gotten no lesss than at least 6 emails that mention corner time.. i could i guess if they want me to freak out and beat the crap outta them..

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/29/2010 3:33:02 AM

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I list anything with urine or scat as a NO WAY yet I've gotten multiple messages about it, oh and yesterday got one who had his main pic as a guy pissing on a girl's face. I almost puked before I could delete the message.

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/29/2010 3:35:40 AM

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oh and the

1. hello pet
2. does this girl like to fuck
3. does this slut want to be dominated sexually
4. hi slave are you collared(I am submissive not a slave)

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/29/2010 4:16:32 AM

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Hi
Hi Mistress
I love you Mistress, I am so in love with you, I will do anything to be loved by you...
I want to suck ur toes
Hello Whore
Hello you little cunt
I am watching u to be mine
u are a whore like all the women who think they r more dominat than men
u need to be fucked by a real man on ur knees
* I hate shorthand, if you can't take the extra second to spell out *you* or *your* or *are* instead of "u" or "ur" or "r", I don't even both to respond *

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/29/2010 4:33:07 AM

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oh, and I get this one at least once a week:

do u like dogs?

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/29/2010 5:08:12 AM

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I so agree with the shorthand. I really hate it. I also can't stand the people who's grip on the English language is about as firm as a three year old's handshake.

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/29/2010 5:30:20 AM

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I am thinking of adding on my profile that when I get inane, ridiculous mails that I'll post them right there on my profile withtheir names for the world to make fun of. ---or do you think that would encourage the ones who want humiliated...in that case maybe I shouldn't.

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/29/2010 5:36:13 AM

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4. hi slave are you collared(I am submissive not a slave)

Plenty of subs are collared (or at least they and their owner regard them as collared despite how anyone else looks at it).

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/29/2010 7:46:34 AM

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

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ORIGINAL: Mellissande
4. hi slave are you collared(I am submissive not a slave)

Plenty of subs are collared (or at least they and their owner regard them as collared despite how anyone else looks at it).

Oh yes I know that plenty of subs are collared. My reference was that I am not a slave. I do not like to be referred to as such

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/29/2010 7:58:48 AM

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/29/2010 8:05:43 AM

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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

*sigh* This just in....

"How would u like to be stripped bare and bent over a bar stool and have your hands handcuffed to the legs while you're helpless to stop me from using you for anything i can think of? Like to be controlled and have your lil ass smacked while you're helpless to do anything but take it? Feeling me bending your lithe little body over the stool pulling down your tight lil undies as i flip up the miniskirt you're wearing, letting the cool air hit your supple little buttcheeks. Pinning you by putting my strong hand on your back as I bend down blowing slightly on your puckered lil asshole watching you squirm as your lil slit moistens. "Thats a good lil dirty girl," i say, placing my tip of my tongue on your clit and slowly tracing it up between your legs navigating my way up your lil asscrack 'til I get to the small of your back, watching your eyes close with delight. Pulling my tongue from you smacking your ass hard watching it wobble and turn red as u jump a little, still squirming over the stool...clutching both your asscheeks in my hands, kneading them like dough before slapping them again watching as your pussy gets wetter and wetter with every punishing blow i put on your ass. Pulling your hair back, yanking back your head as i buckle a collar around your neck, fastening a little chain to it and then hooking it to the stool..."

How awful!!!
(can you forward it to me? shhhh)

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/29/2010 8:20:05 AM

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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

*sigh* This just in....

"How would u like to be stripped bare and bent over a bar stool and have your hands handcuffed to the legs while you're helpless to stop me from using you for anything i can think of? Like to be controlled and have your lil ass smacked while you're helpless to do anything but take it? Feeling me bending your lithe little body over the stool pulling down your tight lil undies as i flip up the miniskirt you're wearing, letting the cool air hit your supple little buttcheeks. Pinning you by putting my strong hand on your back as I bend down blowing slightly on your puckered lil asshole watching you squirm as your lil slit moistens. "Thats a good lil dirty girl," i say, placing my tip of my tongue on your clit and slowly tracing it up between your legs navigating my way up your lil asscrack 'til I get to the small of your back, watching your eyes close with delight. Pulling my tongue from you smacking your ass hard watching it wobble and turn red as u jump a little, still squirming over the stool...clutching both your asscheeks in my hands, kneading them like dough before slapping them again watching as your pussy gets wetter and wetter with every punishing blow i put on your ass. Pulling your hair back, yanking back your head as i buckle a collar around your neck, fastening a little chain to it and then hooking it to the stool..."

Lots of 'little's and 'lil's in there.

May be something Freudian in that.

You decide.

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 1/29/2010 8:27:37 AM

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 2/6/2010 9:24:15 AM

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"Hello. How are you? Do you happen to know how to check blood pressure? Do you have a BP cuff by chance?"

Must be a new fetish.

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 2/6/2010 9:33:20 AM

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How about 3 lines incorporating all three holes? Would that qualify as an ice breaker?

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Any one or two-liner using the word "holes".

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 2/6/2010 10:06:47 AM

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I am looking for my slave if you think you are worth it you can contact me (well, usually its written much ruder then that but this worthy thing is usually in it).

And I usually just reply that I would never serve a dickhead like he is (in regards to the words they chose to use in addressing me)....if I bother to reply

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 2/6/2010 10:07:18 AM

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"Hello. How are you? Do you happen to know how to check blood pressure? Do you have a BP cuff by chance?"

Must be a new fetish.

Ah, you've heard from BP guy. He's a legend and has written to many many woman on CM. If you'd like to know more about him there's a thread on the weirdest email you've ever gotten- I'm too lazy to look it up now. Too much snow shoveling, I'm tired.

Lame ones I've gotten....

"Hi."

"You will suit my purposes."

"On your knees bitch."

"Do you have kids little girl?" (shudder, ick) I tried reporting him but the last time I looked his profile was still up.

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 2/6/2010 10:18:19 AM

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LOL, Thanks..I'll have to look that up. Curiosity is getting the better of me, but I wasn't going to ask him to elaborate. ;)

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 2/6/2010 10:27:38 AM

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ORIGINAL: ryssa

"Hello. How are you? Do you happen to know how to check blood pressure? Do you have a BP cuff by chance?"

Must be a new fetish.

Well, this is a step up from the guy who emailed me once, wanting to know if I was into taking rectal temperatures.

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RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've rec... - 2/6/2010 10:32:39 AM

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One I got:

"I see your not looking thats a shame. You subbies all seem to know each other so can you recomend me to one of your freinds?"

Ermmmm...yeah, ok....

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