BLoved
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist ... And please, take this with the jest it is given. I may clash with Robert about his manifesto but this isn’t a personal dig. His beard is not a closely cropped city slicker style beard . . . it’s grizzly Adams style. ~smile~ I am told it is the kind that makes women run for a comb and scissors. I do miss that ... one of the little things. Not the same giving myself a trim from time to time to keep my moustache out of my tea cup. quote:
His pictures show a wilderness void of power lines and telephone poles. True. I have a number of furry forest creatures running a treadmill so I can keep the candle lit while I type this on my computer ;) quote:
He lives in a log cabin style A-frame More of a split-level bungalow, actually quote:
with a potbelly stove A rather modern (or it was when I bought it) woodstove quote:
and many, many dogs. True :) quote:
I wonder, does he have running water In the spring the stream that runs across the property flows quite freely. Very peaceful, listening to the trickle of tiny waterfalls here and there. quote:
. . . electricity . . . ... furry forest creatures? treadmill? quote:
a bathroom or an outhouse? Bathroom, yes. Outhouse? That would be just about anywhere on the property ... the forest is dense around my home, can't even see the road from the house. quote:
Einstein forgot to tie his shoes or eat. True, his wife complained he would wear the same clothing if she didn't put out a new outfit for him from time to time. quote:
I am pretty sure bathing was low on the list compared to eating. the stomach rumbles more often than the skin itches. quote:
Robert, like Einstein, is a man driven by a vision. What if he was completely focused on that 19,604 word manifesto and didn’t wash the whole time? What if his strong powers over the dogs to not eat the cats is his odor? Well, actually, I don't have an odor. I can go years and years ... uhm, day after day and not "stink". I am told, by those with more expertise in this than I, that the rare time I do sweat I've a pleasant manly smell. And after all, if I smelled of decomposing flesh I'm sure my dogs would let me know ;) quote:
I am sure that in real life Robert is well groomed and living in the lap of modern luxury. There is a very nice picture in my profile of the view of my living room from where I am sitting now. quote:
However, a photo of bath tub or that hug ain’t gonna’ happen! I really hadn't thought of that. It is a nice bathtub, one of those deep basin types where the water can rise to your shoulders. Hardly been used aside from my showers (just not the same having a candle-light bath on your own). I trust this addresses your concerns ;)
< Message edited by BLoved -- 2/18/2010 4:58:35 PM >
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