FukinTroll -> RE: Was jesus the messiah? (3/1/2010 9:54:10 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Bodhisatva Let's explore some of the requirments to be a messiah (annointed one) and see if jesus fullfilled any of them. 1) The messiah will be characterized by the peaceful co-existence of all people. (Isaiah 2:4) Me... with occasional lapses of civility resulting in sever barbarism. We'll call that a check. 2) The jewish diaspora will end as the messiah will reunite all jews to their homeland (Isaiah 11:11-12; Jeremiah 23:8; 30:3; Hosea 3:4-5) I keep telling them to go back to Africa... if they listen it we'll call it a check plus. 3) The messiah will lead the entire world to Torah observance under Yaweigh (Isaiah 2:3; 11:10; Micah 4:2-3; Zechariah 14:9). I encourage everyone to die whilst in the middle of the most amazing orgasm... we'll call that a check plus plus. 4) He must be a member of the tribe of Judah (Genesis 49:10) and a direct male descendent of King David (I Chronicles 17:11, Psalm 89:29-38, Jeremiah 33:17, II Samuel 7:12-16) I banged quite a few the descending daughters... surly it rubbed off on me. Check plus again. This is a small sampling of requirments, but it shall suffice. The queestion then is did jesus do any of these things? For #1 listed, no jesus has not lead the world to peace, and in fact quite the opposite. Christians have been involved with every major war and most of the genocides of the last 2000 yrs. What about #2? No, jesus did not free Isreal and the jewish diaspora was only worsened by christian followers blamming jews for jesus' death. As for 3, jesus changed the law of torah, repeatedly ignored it, and the religion founded on him is far from the jewish one, so that's out. As for the forth, jospeh wasn't his father and marry's lineage does not exist in the bible or elsewhere, so it would seem that jesus was not related to king david. So, for all the requirments listed, jesus failed. The obvious conclusion then is that, no, jesus was not the messiah. But is proof positive FukinTroll is. Worship the mighty Slurp people! SLURPZ
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