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Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 4:07:37 PM)

Lance, I believe Bear has got the message.

You don't happen to have a sister with similar skillz.....do you?




dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 4:12:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Dream.....Be cause the blood off innocents replenishes My soul better than the blood of wicked cunts

So just any little innocent will do, hmm? That's very vampire-ish sounding of you, Mr Anteater. Though i kinda like vampires (but if they sparkle, i'll take a pass, thanks).

Are anteaters related to vampires, then?




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 4:17:08 PM)

No, but we are related to Aardvarks




KMsAngel -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 4:28:32 PM)

and echidna's. too bad you don't get into advertisements licking ants off cute young things in cute little panties. you might want to consider moving down here for that. i've got room, i'll put you up (HANDS OFF WANDERS!!)




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 4:42:49 PM)

Mmmmmmm, salty ants!




LanceHughes -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 5:44:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Lance, I believe Bear has got the message.

You don't happen to have a sister with similar skillz.....do you?


Dear Mr. Anteater;

I'm not sure I understand your question about my sisters.  (I have two and no brothers.)  To stay on topic, I'll ask this question: Are you asking about the size/shape of my sister's penises?  OR Are the "similar skillz" you are asking about the skills of my current S.i.T. (Slave/sub in training)?

Ohhh.... that MUST be the case.... You want to know how well my sisters give BJ's?  OR is the question to Bear about HIS sisters?

My answer (in the form of a question to Mr. Anteater so as to stay on topic) is then:

Dear Mr.Anteater;
Why do you think I have ANY knowledge as to the sexual "skillz" of my sisters?
and a few follow-ups: "Do you have any siblings?" and "Any brothers?" and "Do you know the sexual 'skillz' of them"? (Especially if they're gay.)
Regards, Mr. Hughes




kiwisub12 -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 5:44:30 PM)

no no don't go there - she doesn't like Vegemite - and no good can come of someone like that![:@]




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 5:46:43 PM)

Lance.... I have one of each. I am not sure about My sister, but My brother whines like a bitch.


KM....no one like vegemite....termites? yes, vegemite....no




sweetboundesire -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 5:51:14 PM)

Dear Anteater...

how does an anteater spank it?

lol

what position is the anteaters favorite to put his subbie in?

and
getting any tonight?


much love and endless devotion~
sbd




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 5:57:22 PM)

Sbd.... YES.......... any.... and No




KMsAngel -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 5:57:50 PM)

so THERE kiwi!

a creature of good taste, that anteater. mind you with such a long tongue, he has a lot of room for good taste [:D]

i may or may not be claiming that i taste good.

(i certainly taste better for not eating vegemite!)




sweetboundesire -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 8:37:23 PM)

Dear Anteater...

i have no other questions...i just love this thread. am giving you a bump!

*bump*

sweet dreams and happy thoughts~
sbd




wandersalone -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 12:36:58 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

and echidna's. too bad you don't get into advertisements licking ants off cute young things in cute little panties. you might want to consider moving down here for that. i've got room, i'll put you up (HANDS OFF WANDERS!!)


Bloody hell....Angel, the damn anteater is mine ok!!!!  Keep your mitts off him

oh um hi Mister Anteater, when eating tiny teddies do you start at the feet or the head?




KMsAngel -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 1:56:39 AM)

teddies have feet? what kind of lingerie do you wear, woman?

wanders is obviously too juvenile for a discriminating anteater as yourself, mr anteater. with your intellect i'm sure you've long since realised that [;)]




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 2:29:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

wanders is obviously too juvenile for a discriminating anteater as yourself, mr anteater. with your intellect i'm sure you've long since realised that [;)]


Girls, girls, knock it off-you *know* that Mr Floofy's little anteatery heart belongs equally to Domiguy and LaT.

Do you *really* want to be the other woman when those two find out he's been playing away and come looking for you?




wandersalone -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 2:30:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

teddies have feet? what kind of lingerie do you wear, woman?

wanders is obviously too juvenile for a discriminating anteater as yourself, mr anteater. with your intellect i'm sure you've long since realised that [;)]

um I wear the ones with the covered feet and hands, the same as the ones you are wearing in that photo you sent me..... oops, sorry was that a  secret?






sunshinemiss -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 2:35:57 AM)

Well Jeff. Seems the girls are fighting over you. All you had to do was get a sticky tongue. Special, no?




KMsAngel -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 2:38:53 AM)

sweetie, bit of difference between your version of the teddie

and mine


[:D]




KMsAngel -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 2:42:19 AM)

*drags sunshine in and wraps her up in a different sort of teddie altogether

i thought of this one, especially when it came to teachers and their principals, but didn't want to be too naughty


[:D]




wandersalone -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 2:58:09 AM)

oh Angel I have always loved this photo of you though .... I can imagine the grrrr sound you were making as you posed for the photo.






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