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KMsAngel -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 3:07:50 AM)
lol, i was grrrring because they made me wear tights underneath. and they pulled the velcro gently. but i do so love that rrrrrripping sound! that, and this guy kept tickling me with the fringe on his jammies, so i had to send him away. was a vy nice back view, so it was a hard thing to do. sigh. i sent him to you, did he ever cowboy up and brand you with that sample i sent? i paid him with ... um.... skillz the anteater would be jealous of if he ever heard about...

KMsAngel -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 3:08:51 AM)
wanders, i think we totally missed the very cute message that was in between our bear fight

wandersalone -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 3:38:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss Well Jeff. Seems the girls are fighting over you. All you had to do was get a sticky tongue. Special, no? He has a sticky tongue as well? Damn I just want him because Domi said Jeff is rich. [:)]

sunshinemiss -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 5:00:32 AM)
Oh is he rich? Does he have his own island? You know, Level has his own island. They seem to be vying for some girlie attention.

domiguy -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 5:28:24 AM)
Level has his own island? Does he happen to have hoppy beers? No! No! No! I will not be swayed by some rich Texan with his own island and vast selection of beers....The heart wants what the heart desires. Dearestr A.E., After your belly is full of ants what do you have in store for the bitches? I prefer for them to leave me alone so I can get some sleep. Is that wrong?

purepleasure -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 5:50:38 AM)
Dear Anteater, What is the best way to attract an anteater into my trap...err... lair? I'm thinking about getting a new pet, and am considering an anteater. Is there any kind of special care required for one?

Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 6:01:25 AM)
DG... It is not wrong, sleep is important. It is not premature ejaculation, we are busy guys with a tight schedule. PP.... Anteaters make terrible pets. You don't even want to consider it. We are not to be held captive!

sunshinemiss -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 6:19:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy Level has his own island? Does he happen to have hoppy beers? No! No! No! I will not be swayed by some rich Texan with his own island and vast selection of beers....The heart wants what the heart desires. Dearestr A.E., After your belly is full of ants what do you have in store for the bitches? I prefer for them to leave me alone so I can get some sleep. Is that wrong? Oh isn't that sweet? Domi is jealous.

LanceHughes -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 7:35:05 AM)
Trying, trying valiantly to avoid thread-jacking: Dear Mr. Anteater; So. Your brother is a whiney bitch and you're not sure if he's gay or not? Is he wpth? (weight proportional to height?) If so, would you be so kind as to ship him from Chicago to Denver so as I can test him for you? (Please, please, please make sure he has return ticket pinned to inside of his shirt. (er.... maybe inside his pants. Because it would be hawt to have him arrive at airport shirtless as a public humiliation scene. Oh, and a dog collar. Not to worry, I have a leash.) Regards, Mr.Hughes (who really, really tried to stay on topic.) P.S. When I read "eat feet of tiny bears," I assumed gummi bears..... just about my favorite candy (except for jelly beans the day after Easter when they are cheap, cheap,cheap.... or is that cheep,cheep,cheep? MUST get to store!!!!) L.H. P.P.S. MODs; I really, really tried. Honest. It's just that the Zombie Christ string is currently so very far off-topic, that when I came from there, my head has not yet achieved "on topic-ness." L.H.

KMsAngel -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 2:25:38 PM)
i think as long as you have "anteater" somewhere in the bulk of your message, you're safely on topic. dear mr anteater, i'm right, right?

Musicmystery -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 2:30:36 PM)
Dear Anteater, Why do people bring their questions to anteaters? This seems as silly as consulting groundhogs for meteorological information. Couldn't it at least be confined to Anteater Day? --Musing Mammal

KMsAngel -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 2:33:57 PM)
dear mr mammal, we love the sibilance of mr anteater as he answers questions. and the tongue. it's fascinating to watch it flick in and out and all around - whenever there are wimmins around, he can't seem to help it. it pops out and .... ahem. well. and he's wise. of course. signed, little miss ... (i forget)

LaTigresse -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 2:37:31 PM)
Dear Anteater, When will it stop raining?? I have stuff to DO!

Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 2:43:12 PM)
Lance .... Yes Tim......... I have no idea. but who am I to deny them the benefit of My wisdom. Km........Yes My darling June...... The rain is a gift so you may relax a bit. You work much to hard. Grab a nice Cab and some dark chocolate! Incidently Lance?...... The odds of you being Mod slapped for taking one of MY threads off topic are so large as to be astronomical. Vegas has the odds at 19,000,000,161 to 1

LaTigresse -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 2:57:38 PM)
Hey, I relaxed this weekend! Saturday we went and did motocross all day, came back and started laundry. Yesterday I did the taxes, stripped the popcorn texture crap off the bathroom ceiling, primed it, then painted it, then the hard part, cleaning up the gawdawful mess.........and finished laundry. Then made the most awesome batch of green chili.

divi -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 3:00:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Hey, I relaxed this weekend! Saturday we went and did motocross all day, came back and started laundry. Yesterday I did the taxes, stripped the popcorn texture crap off the bathroom ceiling, primed it, then painted it, then the hard part, cleaning up the gawdawful mess.........and finished laundry. Then made the most awesome batch of green chili. I just keep falling for you LaT.. oops lol god I love her !! hehe

LaTigresse -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 3:03:46 PM)
How on earth did you fail??

divi -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 3:07:04 PM)
LaT how do you make green Chili ?

KITTYLECTRO -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 3:15:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes Trying, trying valiantly to avoid thread-jacking: Since I am the one who started this thread, I believe I have some (unofficial and nonbinding) say in this. As far as I am concerned, your posts in this thread have been totally on topic (and hilarious).

KITTYLECTRO -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/5/2010 3:16:35 PM)
Dear Anteater, Indica or Sativa? Thank you.

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