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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/7/2010 12:18:32 PM   
Musicmystery


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"I think it would be well, and proper, and obedient, and pure, to grasp your one necessity and not let it go, to dangle from it limp wherever it takes you. Then even death, where you're going no matter how you live, cannot you part. Seize it and let it seize you up aloft even, till your eyes burn out and drop; let your musky flesh fall off in shreds, and let your very bones unhinge and scatter, loosened over fields, over fields and woods, lightly, thoughtless, from any height at all, from as high as eagles."

Grasp, Jeffff, grasp!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/7/2010 12:26:45 PM   
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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/7/2010 12:29:03 PM   
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Who wants cookies?

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/7/2010 12:34:38 PM   
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"We could, you know. We can live any way we want. People take vows of poverty, chastity, and obedience--even of silence--by choice. The thing is to stalk your calling in a certain skilled and supple way, to locate the most tender and live spot and plug into that pulse. This is yielding, not fighting. A weasel doesn't 'attack' anything; a weasel lives as he's meant to, yielding at every moment to the perfect freedom of single necessity."



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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/7/2010 1:09:04 PM   
Jeffff


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/8/2010 7:33:48 AM   
sunshinemiss


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/8/2010 2:09:52 PM   
Musicmystery


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/8/2010 2:15:20 PM   
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that was just plain BAD! i had a headache before, now it's worse after i smacked my forehead

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/8/2010 2:33:21 PM   
Musicmystery


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/8/2010 2:39:35 PM   
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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/8/2010 2:57:02 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		I am just laughing.......some good stuff.

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/9/2010 7:11:07 AM   
Jeffff


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/9/2010 7:44:30 AM   
VaguelyCurious


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

The way of the Anteater is the way of humor.


So you admit that you know we all humour you, then?

(I can only assume you set that one up-I do not wish to believe that you would leave yourself wide open like that intentionally).


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/9/2010 7:51:58 AM   
LanceHughes


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Status: offline 		C'mon, Bear..... join me...... the AntEater is wide open.  Now's our chance!

Barring that, maybe you-n-I can weasel all by ourselves.  Let's ask for wisdom:

Mr. AntEater;
Part 1: Colorado or FAR, far North Minnesota (aka Canada)?
Part 2: Who pays what?
Regards, Lance

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/9/2010 8:02:43 AM   
LaTigresse


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quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

The way of the Anteater is the way of humor.


So you admit that you know we all humour you, then?

(I can only assume you set that one up-I do not wish to believe that you would leave yourself wide open like that intentionally).



Good one.


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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/9/2010 2:51:20 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

C'mon, Bear..... join me...... the AntEater is wide open.  Now's our chance!

Barring that, maybe you-n-I can weasel all by ourselves.  Let's ask for wisdom:

Mr. AntEater;
Part 1: Colorado or FAR, far North Minnesota (aka Canada)?
Part 2: Who pays what?
Regards, Lance


*steps in for the Anteater*


Part 1:  Lance......being a somewhat polite gentleman....I woulkd expect that if/when I travelled your way, I'd pay for my travel expenses there and back. Also any sundry expenses , I would take into consideration and make sure I have enough funds to cover emergencies and such. If I was taken out for dinner, it would either be dutch or you treat...depending on the negotiations.

Part 2: it is approx 1700 miles from my city to yours.

Part 3: while I am there, I will place myself at your disposal.  (yes I like to live daring)


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/9/2010 2:53:33 PM   
Jeffff


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Meet half way.

Try and get one far away from other folks in the hotlel. I think you are gonna be noisy

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/9/2010 2:56:23 PM   
Musicmystery


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I want the contract to write your book, "The Way of the Anteater."

Have your people call my people.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/9/2010 3:13:58 PM   
DarkSteven


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

I am in anteater withdrawal. how did THAT happen?


Your fault,  You forgot to institute substantial penalties for early withdrawal.


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/9/2010 3:16:43 PM   
Daddysredhead


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