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thelastfirstborn -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day (4/4/2010 1:20:26 PM)

Perhaps faith in the religious sense should be banned. All it does is block freedom of thought and it blocks scientific inquiry that explains more then a revolting fairy tale about an invisible man, a virgin and a son better fit in one of Grimm's fairy tales.




flcouple2009 -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day (4/4/2010 1:28:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

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ORIGINAL: flcouple2009
And what is exactly so wrong about either?


Not a thing, if you're completely insensitive to mocking someone else's faith.



Completely ok with it.  You either laugh or you don't and then you move on. 






Honsoku -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day (4/4/2010 1:37:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

Quite the opposite, was how I read it. To somebody, somewhere, EVERY joke is in bad taste.


Exactly.

It's easy to forget that when it's you who sees the joke that way.




brainiacsub -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day (4/4/2010 1:37:35 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic


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ORIGINAL: brainiacsub

Are you saying that a joke can never be in bad taste?



Quite the opposite, was how I read it. To somebody, somewhere, EVERY joke is in bad taste.

I believe in free speech, Rich. I believe in picking our battles wisely even more.




Kirata -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day (4/4/2010 1:45:58 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sappatoti

No one knows, with any scientific proof, what the cause of death was.

Well if we're going to open that can of worms, no one even knows if he was really dead in the first place, or only rendered unconscious by the putative "vinegar" he was given.

John 19:39 And there came also Nicodemus, which at the first came to Jesus by night, and brought a mixture of myrrh and aloes, about an hundred pound weight.

Myrrh and aloe have known medicinal properties, and that's a helluva lot more than a burial requires.

We're told that Joseph of Arimathea begged the body from Pilate because he didn't want anyone else getting their hands on it. And that being granted, it is said that Christ was wound in linen with the herbs, and lain inside the tomb -- without, apparently, being placed in one of the burial niches in the walls, because the women who discovered that the stone had been rolled away were invited to look in upon the place where he was lain and see for themselves that he was gone.

The gospels appeared after the epistles of Paul, and appear to have been influenced by them. As Thomas Jefferson puts it, "In the New Testament there is internal evidence that parts of it have proceeded from an extraordinary man; and that other parts are of the fabric of very inferior minds. It is as easy to separate those parts, as to pick out diamonds from dunghills."

In particular, the notion of sacrificial atonement is a very peculiar one for a religion based on the words of Christ to adopt, given that he explicitly teaches that as you forgive others, so also your Father will forgive you, and states flatly in Matthew, twice no less, "I will have mercy and not sacrifice."

In fact, Jefferson was moved to observe that, "Among the sayings and discourses imputed to him [Jesus] by his biographers, I find many passages of fine imagination, correct morality, and of the most lovely benevolence; and others again of so much ignorance, so much absurdity, so much untruth, charlatanism, and imposture, as to pronounce it impossible that such contradictions should have proceeded from the same being."

Now to say all this may seem at odds with the spirit of Easter. But I hope it will at least raise the level of the discussion if there's going to be one, instead of people just capitalizing on the holiday as an opportunity to poke a stick in the eye of their fellowman.

K.




brainiacsub -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day (4/4/2010 1:50:30 PM)

Gotta love a man who knows both his history and his theology. Well done.




sappatoti -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day (4/4/2010 1:55:12 PM)


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ORIGINAL: thelastfirstborn

Perhaps faith in the religious sense should be banned. All it does is block freedom of thought and it blocks scientific inquiry that explains more then a revolting fairy tale about an invisible man, a virgin and a son better fit in one of Grimm's fairy tales.

There are many who would argue that religious faith is every bit as crucial to one's self as faith in anything else. To deny a part of one's self would be to restrict that individual to being less than they could or want to be.




Level -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day (4/4/2010 1:59:37 PM)

K, I imagine the eye-poking will win out, as it usually does. If it ever becomes an Olympic event, we may be fielding some gold medal winners.

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FR - the op was clear with the thread title what kind of thought was going to be presented here, so no one should be surprised at what they found.

Was it funny? Not to me, no moreso than the flying spaghetti monster shit the religion haters trot out now and again. Was it in good taste? No (but comedy often isn't, which I'm ok with), no moreso than the fire and brimstone that the pious fling around.

No one should be surprised, is all.




brainiacsub -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day (4/4/2010 2:09:52 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Level

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FR - the op was clear with the thread title what kind of thought was going to be presented here, so no one should be surprised at what they found.

Was it funny? Not to me, no moreso than the flying spaghetti monster shit the religion haters trot out now and again. Was it in good taste? No (but comedy often isn't, which I'm ok with), no moreso than the fire and brimstone that the pious fling around.

No one should be surprised, is all.

You are right Level, but as K said, this could be an opportunity to raise the level of discussion if there is going to be one.




rulemylife -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day (4/4/2010 2:11:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sappatoti

There are many who would argue that religious faith is every bit as crucial to one's self as faith in anything else. To deny a part of one's self would be to restrict that individual to being less than they could or want to be.


If you want to go down that road then we can argue that faith in anything unproven is logical.





Raiikun -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day (4/4/2010 2:12:06 PM)


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ORIGINAL: thelastfirstborn

Perhaps faith in the religious sense should be banned. All it does is block freedom of thought and it blocks scientific inquiry that explains more then a revolting fairy tale about an invisible man, a virgin and a son better fit in one of Grimm's fairy tales.


Closed-mindedness exists among both the religious and non-religious alike. I know of quite a few very open-minded, extremely intelligent Christians; some who have made significant contributions to science.

To make such a faulty generalization that all it does is "block freedom of thought" is as closed minded as those you accuse of close-mindedness.




thelastfirstborn -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day (4/4/2010 2:13:26 PM)

Well, just counting the sheer amount of death, destruction, and misery that faith has caused up to the present...I'm all too happy to be for the banning of religion. And for a good start...why not start taxing churches?




Raiikun -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day (4/4/2010 2:25:48 PM)

People caused the sheer amount of death, destruction, and misery. Let's ban human beings!




brainiacsub -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day (4/4/2010 2:26:18 PM)


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ORIGINAL: thelastfirstborn

Well, just counting the sheer amount of death, destruction, and misery that faith has caused up to the present...I'm all too happy to be for the banning of religion. And for a good start...why not start taxing churches?

Since most of the faithful reading this thread don't believe their faith is about death, destruction, and misery, then how does this idea elevate the discussion? Ask people instead to think critically about what they believe and why, and many will.




Level -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day (4/4/2010 2:29:10 PM)


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ORIGINAL: brainiacsub


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ORIGINAL: Level

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FR - the op was clear with the thread title what kind of thought was going to be presented here, so no one should be surprised at what they found.

Was it funny? Not to me, no moreso than the flying spaghetti monster shit the religion haters trot out now and again. Was it in good taste? No (but comedy often isn't, which I'm ok with), no moreso than the fire and brimstone that the pious fling around.

No one should be surprised, is all.

You are right Level, but as K said, this could be an opportunity to raise the level of discussion if there is going to be one.


Discourse is more often like a mackerel washed ashore, flopping and gasping for its life, here, but I suppose there is always hope.

Anyway, listen to me rattle on, what with this piece of lumber in my own eye, pretty lady.

Your friend,

Al S.




pahunkboy -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day (4/4/2010 2:31:48 PM)

FR:

this needs to moved to random stupidity.






pahunkboy -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day (4/4/2010 2:34:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

On a day some consider holy, a thread is started wishing a happy day with a sprinkle of mockery towards those who believe. and you feel this is ok? he has his right to post it. i have my right to voice my objection.


I stand with you on this. 




pahunkboy -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day (4/4/2010 2:36:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine
meltin' in a pot of thieves
wild card up my sleeve
thick heart of stone
my sins my own
they belong to me, me

people say "beware!"
but I don't care
the words are just
rules and regulations to me, me



It is not too late.   (really!)




brainiacsub -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day (4/4/2010 3:37:33 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Level


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Discourse is more often like a mackerel washed ashore, flopping and gasping for its life, here, but I suppose there is always hope.

Anyway, listen to me rattle on, what with this piece of lumber in my own eye, pretty lady.

Your friend,

Al S.

Reverend, when logic and reason fail us, hope is all we have left.




takemeforyourown -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day (4/4/2010 4:50:39 PM)

If I were a Christian, I most likely would not have opened this thread. I can imagine that the title alone would give the average Christian an inkling of what is to follow, so why expose oneself to it? Christians already know that a multitude of non-believers mock them, I would hope that they are secure enough in their beliefs to rise above. On the other hand, having been bombarded by 'He is Risen' messages on my Facebook newsfeed today, I was rather amused by this (albeit tasteless) joke.




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