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ExposedNsmall -> "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 8:24:31 AM)
Im a 28 year old straight male who is looking for dommes to humiliate me and catheterize me. I often think about other women looking on as one of them inserts. My penis should be measured in all its states and made fun of. It's only 5.5" long erect, sometimes 6 on a good day. So please feel free to stop by and say high, or make a rude comment about my penis

sunshinemiss -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 8:26:08 AM)
Good luck in your search. You might want to check out the pro-dommes. Many dominant women ... well, let me not speak for them. Best, sunshine

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 8:30:04 AM)
Sometimes, I really just give praise that I was born a woman. That thing dangling between a man's legs must REALLY be distracting. Ohh! Hi there! Welcome. And hey, I've seen MUCH smaller than 5 1/2 inches. Couldn't do anything with it, but I HAVE seen smaller.

ExposedNsmall -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 8:35:26 AM)
WD, im sure my little penis would not even reach your cervix, let alone put pressure on it to cause a uterine orgasm. How big do you prefer your men?

Tantriqu -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 8:40:16 AM)
Perhaps this is the most sadistic thing a Domme could ever say to you: your cock size is completely normal: 5.5" erect is the average for white males.

peppermint -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 8:50:41 AM)
You are perfectly average. Get over it. You are not small nor ever will be. Man up to what God gave you.

ExposedNsmall -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 8:51:04 AM)
tantriqu, that is not enough of an insult. That would only make me feel good about my penis size, not inferior. Unless of course i was a black guy, then that statement would make me feel inferior because your saying im only as big as a white guy

CynthiaWVirginia -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 9:29:25 AM)
[sm=LMAO.gif] We already know you're a perv. You're HERE. This is rhetorical, but how come these guys rob us of the chance to rip off each outer layer, like an onion (well, SOMEBODY might be crying, just not me) and discover what's inside? Personally, I'm more interested in flogging than in wee willie winkies. Someone here might be able to handle that measuring problem you have...probably by showing you a ruler every time a bag of ice is held to your...until it shrivels up, lol. Either that or keeping it well lubed with Preparation H...that claims to shrink swollen tissues. [:D] Welcome to CollarMe, ExposedNsmall. ................................................................................................. Edited so I won't double post. Exposed, I hate to burst your bubble, but I almost dated a black man who was built like a brick house. He made the mistake of putting my hand on top of his...zipper. What was underneath was like a hard little vienna sausage, cut in half. Hate to tell you this, but all races of men come in all sizes, from "is it in?" to "OUCH DAMMIT!!!"

ExposedNsmall -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 9:36:12 AM)
what do you mean by robbing you of ripping of our layers?????

blueeyedbbwsub -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 10:01:56 AM)
Welcome, and this is not the wanker trolling forum. Just to let you know. Oopsie, my bad, there is no such forum............. That being said.....[sm=sigh.gif], it must be close to a full moon... just has to be....[>:] Edited cuz i've had no sleep and this is just too damn ridiculous

thishereboi -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 10:04:50 AM)
quote: That being said....., it must be close to a full moon... just has to be.... naw, spring break.

blueeyedbbwsub -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 10:07:10 AM)
ooouuuu yay does that mean we get to break things??? [:D]

Tantriqu -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 10:13:46 AM)
Lol, no, I meant if you're asian you're ginormous! Most Lifestyle Dommes don't care about size; that's just genetics and beyond your control. If we care about a man's cock, we care about function . . . and control.

Lockit -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 10:16:39 AM)
This goes to show that the brain is in the penis. Proof! In some men, not all, there is a disconnect or an improper connect. Some believe there is a neuro transmitter that is connected to the cock where the cock overrides the brain cells and shuts them down. Further proof of such is the delusion that not only one domina, but more than one, would be interested in playing with the lil cock and making some big deal out of it, so much that the cock is pleased/fulfilled and happily wagging until it can't wag no more. The only treatment that has shown any positive change is electric shock or completely ignoring the cock until the next treatment of viagra. But by this time the whole brain would short circuit and more than viagra would be needed. So basically it is hopeless.

ExposedNsmall -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 10:43:59 AM)
You dommes arent very good. here you are trying to make me feel better about myself, telling me im average and normal, instead of making me feel inferior and embarrassed.

blueeyedbbwsub -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 11:07:28 AM)
Just in case you haven't noticed, some of us are actually submissives. And you're still not gonna get the wank material you want. More evidence that the lil head is wayyyyy ahead of the big head. I've now decided it's full moon/spring break all rolled into one, and whatever else can be added to the mix. [8\|]

Lockit -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 11:49:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExposedNsmall You dommes arent very good. here you are trying to make me feel better about myself, telling me im average and normal, instead of making me feel inferior and embarrassed. First lesson dear... Telling us what you want and expecting us to do it is not a fruitful manner in which to get what you want. Most of us will laugh at you, but not for the reasons you want. We are not here to play mistress play toy to your kinky desires. Grow up. And by this thread, you just assured yourself of a much harder time in finding what you want. That's what thinking with a cock will do for you.

Marc2b -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 12:08:13 PM)
quote: It's only 5.5" long erect, sometimes 6 on a good day. [sm=wtf.gif] Our peckers are adjustable???!!!! HOW COME I AM ONLY LEARNING ABOUT THIS NOW???!!!!! Dad never taught me how to adjust my pecker size so somebody please tell me how it's done. I'm sure my gal pal would appreciate an extra inch or two now and then.

Lockit -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 12:45:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b quote: It's only 5.5" long erect, sometimes 6 on a good day. [sm=wtf.gif] Our peckers are adjustable???!!!! HOW COME I AM ONLY LEARNING ABOUT THIS NOW???!!!!! Dad never taught me how to adjust my pecker size so somebody please tell me how it's done. I'm sure my gal pal would appreciate an extra inch or two now and then. OMG! ROFLMAO! Thank you for that!

KITTYLECTRO -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 12:49:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExposedNsmall You dommes arent very good. You and your micro-dick are hilarious!

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