OrpheusAgonistes
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ORIGINAL: OrpheusAgonistes Absolutely not. He should have distracted her with a few pithy, baffling threats while Jimmy "The Mouth of the South" Hart came up behind her and drilled her with a folding chair. Then, while casually pinning her with his size 12 Ferragamo tassel loafer, he should have called for the mic and announced "That's for Crispus Attucks, you sherry swilling crumpet muncher." Hart should then have removed the crown from her head and placed it upon Obama's head so he could have followed Jerry Lawler and Harley Race as "King Barak Obama." Sure he would've gone from a face to a heel, but he'd have been the first American President since Truman to hold both the Intercontinental Championship and the title of King. He'd have been a lock to square up against Putin for the World Championship Belt and our retirement funds and oil supply would once again be safe. If you could have worked Hacksaw Butch Reed and the Road Warriors, it would have made my day Ha ha. If it helps, I very nearly went with Jim Cornette sneaking up on the Queen with his tennis racquet, but then I went with the more accessible references. In retrospect, I feel like sort of a sellout.
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