FirmhandKY
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ORIGINAL: dcnovice Ms. Savage --- How wonderful that you're able to speak candidly of looks because yours could use some work. Here's what you need to fix: -- Your face is bizarrely white, to the point that it appears to be a different race from the rest of your body. You need to ease up on the powder, or you may want to investigate whether you have any claim on Michael Jackson's estate. -- Very few women look attractive in sleeveless garments. You are not one of them. Flab is spilling out over the top of your dress. If I wasn't gay before . . . . -- You have a big old blemish halfway between your chin and that cross. That's what God gave us makeup for. -- Those oversized sunglasses are eerily reminiscent of Imdela Marcos. She didn't ever have a fling with Michael Jackson, did she? You kind of look like their love child. -- What's with the cheap string holding the cross around your neck? Can't you afford a decent chain? -- There are enough stray/loose ends of your hair on you shoulder to stuff a pillow. I'm sure there's more to attend to, but tackling these issues would be a good start. I'm glad I was able to help you. Cheers, DC Ok, I just started reading the thread and got to here. There is at least 3 (make that 7) more pages, so forgive me if I'm no longer on topic ... But, DAMN dc! Great shit! Also, you might want to mention ... she has no cleavage. Firm
< Message edited by FirmhandKY -- 4/27/2010 1:17:57 AM >
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