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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 5:09:07 PM   
enthralled


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Status: offline 		Granted . . . you dont have to because of a bizarre weather shift and the temp there now stays in the -10 range.

I wish I had green eyes

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 5:17:41 PM   
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I wish the weather was always pleasant where ever I am.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 5:49:40 PM   
MochaMistress


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I wish that I was worlds greatest mountain climber.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 7:29:14 PM   
Gauge


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I wish that I was worlds greatest mountain climber.


Granted. You however are not savvy enough to check out if the mountains you climb are vocanically active. The first one you climb explodes and you are hip deep in molten lava.

I wish that we all could just get along on this world

< Message edited by Gauge -- 4/16/2006 7:32:18 PM >

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 7:40:14 PM   
DesertRat


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ORIGINAL: Gauge
I wish that we all could just get along on this world


You got it. But now everyone is so happy and mellow, there's nothing to write kickass blues or heartrending love songs about. And nothing to get punked out over. Art and bohemianism take a major hit.

I wish I made alot more money.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 7:40:54 PM   
MochaMistress


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I wish that I had another picture of Margarita.

Edited to answer the correct wish.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 8:02:36 PM   
MyCaptainsPet


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i wish my laptop had a CD burner

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 8:06:16 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Turns out that USB furnace isn't exactly the fastest in copying though.

I wish my apartment would clean itself up.

Yours,


benji

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 8:30:09 PM   
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If wish I could solve the mystery of the lost socks.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/17/2006 12:42:17 AM   
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ORIGINAL: rivenmoon

If wish I could solve the mystery of the lost socks.


Granted...you have just realized you shouldn't push that  button on your washing machine labeled "eat 1/2 of socks".  However, it is now much harder to match the pairs because you have lost the button which was labeled "turn remaining socks gray".
 
I wish I could figure out why My lamp won't work.  (Yes, I changed the bulb and it is plugged in!)
 
 

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/17/2006 6:41:11 AM   
MochaMistress


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I wish my car could wash itself.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/17/2006 11:29:51 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MochaMistress

I wish my car could wash itself.


Granted...you now live in a South American Rain Forest and the constant downpour keeps your car in sparkling condition.  Unfortunately, there are no roads, so you cannot drive it anywhere.
 
I wish I didn't have to do errands today.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/17/2006 11:53:45 AM   
Mistrix


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I wish I had the PERFECT body.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/17/2006 1:58:13 PM   
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I wish the weekend hadn't just ended

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/17/2006 4:21:23 PM   
Gauge


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I wish the weekend hadn't just ended


Granted. It is now Friday. Your boss has told you that there is an important customer that needs assistance and that you must work all weekend long 14 hours every day. I hope you enjoy your weekend.


I wish that I could have x-ray vision

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/17/2006 4:44:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge

I wish that I could have x-ray vision


Granted......... On Monday nights between 9 and Midnight at your
Friendly Neighborhood WalMart....

I wish I could be an Advisor to the President.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/17/2006 4:55:10 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I could be an Advisor to the President


Granted. I can't corrupt this wish any more than it already is.

OK... I'll try... The President realizes that you are much, much, much smarter than he is and decides to have you sealed away in an abandoned missle silo in Nevada


I wish that I had a penthouse in New York city

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/17/2006 6:07:53 PM   
MochaMistress


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I wish that I had the perfect submissive.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/17/2006 11:11:25 PM   
Gauge


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I wish that I had the perfect submissive


Granted. Awwwww... look at the cute little puppy.


I wish that I could not feel so tired all the time

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/17/2006 11:33:29 PM   
CERCKL


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I wish that I could not feel so tired all the time

Granted, you're now disconnected from the internet. Sweet dreams...

I wish that I could state what I want to express to lotus without always overwhelming her...
C


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