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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/15/2006 6:57:01 AM   
FullCircle


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Status: offline 		YWIMC but they hate the new touchy feely you and accuse you of being too nice.

I wish my computer spoke to me like KIT in Knight Rider.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/15/2006 7:07:21 AM   
BreakingGlass


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Status: offline 		Granted, but all it does is nag you to clean your house.

I wish my weekends were longer.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/15/2006 7:22:42 AM   
FullCircle


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Status: offline 		YWIMC you are now unemployed and poor you go to bed at 2am and get up at 1pm. You look forward to the one time a week you get out of the house to sign on.

I wish I didn’t put things off I needed to get done until the last minute.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/15/2006 8:09:45 AM   
MyCaptainsPet


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i wish i could get rid of my headach

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/15/2006 8:12:43 AM   
champagnewishes


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ORIGINAL: MyCaptainsPet
i wish i could get rid of my headach



Granted...s'cuse me while i go clean my guillotine.

I wish money grew on trees. 

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/15/2006 9:35:39 AM   
MyCaptainsPet


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Status: offline 		Granted, but the money only grow on the branches that hang over your neighbor's yard.

i wish i could dance a strip tease

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/15/2006 10:30:33 AM   
Gauge


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i wish i could dance a strip tease


Granted, but you dance in front of Congress and Congress frowns on nudity and you are hauled off to prison.


I wish that everyone would be on time for things

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/15/2006 1:07:09 PM   
FullCircle


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I wish I was born in the age of flying cars.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/15/2006 1:14:49 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Granted.  Remember, all cars fly, unfortunately only in one direction.

I'll send you some flowers in the hospital though!

I wish I could type faster without typos...

Yours,


benji

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/15/2006 6:57:51 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I could type faster without typos...


Granted. And they said Latin was a dead language.


I wish that I didn't have to go anywhere tomorrow

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/15/2006 7:44:08 PM   
MyCaptainsPet


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i wish the weekends were longer.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/15/2006 7:50:54 PM   
Gauge


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i wish the weekends were longer


Granted. It is always Sunday now and you are forced to watch religious programming night and day.


I wish I owned my own tropical island with the finances to support the type of life I would like

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/15/2006 8:07:57 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		I really like your mansion!  Just a shame the water plane lands so far away....

Wanna run for it, or make a stand against the cannibals in your house?

I wish excel were not so mind meltingly complicated!

Yours,


benji

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/15/2006 8:51:12 PM   
bondageman69


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Status: offline 		I wish I had a slave

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/15/2006 8:54:47 PM   
murmur


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I wish i could see through the walls.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/15/2006 8:58:21 PM   
MasterG2kTR


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Granted.....but now you must master the fine art of ledger books and graph paper

I wish could win a big jackpot in the Powerball Lottery

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/15/2006 9:04:38 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Granted.  Now you have a very grumpy and confused Jack on your hands, and when he gets out of that pot you have him in......

I wish I didn't have this addictive personality, and could leave this forum and do real work.  (See excel wish of mine)

Yours,


benji

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/15/2006 11:10:44 PM   
Gauge


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I wish I didn't have this addictive personality, and could leave this forum and do real work. 


Granted. You become addicted to work and ignore everything else in your life. You pick up a great fondness for alcohol and begin binge drinking. You lose everything but your computer and a pair of socks. Well? What are you waiting for? Get to work!


I wish that I wouldn't have to talk to my ex wife again.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 3:18:42 AM   
rivenmoon


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I wish that politicans keep their promises

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 4:11:38 AM   
FullCircle


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Status: offline 		Granted, now we have no one to be angry at, laugh about or blame for things but ourselves.

As I am a generous genie (proven by online personality test) I will also grant murmur’s wish so that now she bumps into the walls she does not see in front of her.

I wish I had a photographic memory so that I could store porn images in it.


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