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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 8:32:28 AM   
BreakingGlass


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I wish my laundry would wash itself.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 8:39:36 AM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Granted!  Unfortunately, it all goes in one load together, lots of bleach, high heat, tumbled extra dry.

Have fun shopping!

I wish my kitchen wasn't so far from my laptop (10 feet...  lol)

Yours,


benji

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 9:11:14 AM   
Evanesce


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Status: offline 		Granted.  Have fun scraping all that plastic off the oven walls.
 
I wish Master didn't have to go back to work this afternoon.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 9:53:44 AM   
MochaMistress


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I wish I had a cabin on the mountain.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 9:59:10 AM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Mmmmmm...  came back after a day of skiing, now a nice hot rum toddy in front of a roaring fire....  ahhhh...  life is good...  Unfortunately, the smoke is kinda not going out, because the chimney is kinda blocked with snow from the avalanche which just kinda buried the house...

I wish I knew some magic tricks.

Yours,


benji

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 10:16:29 AM   
Gauge


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I wish I knew some magic tricks


Granted. You learn how to make oxygen disappear and it works. You have about 3 or 4 minutes left to live. Hope you are happy.


I wish that I could get my neighbor's kids to stop screaming.

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 11:04:54 AM   
MochaMistress


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I wish I had a cowboy to ride.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 11:10:52 AM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Granted!  Mocha, meet Bubba, the gaptoothed, inbred, sweaty-wifebeater wearing owner of this ranch....  Ride away!

I wish my bank didn't hate me.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 11:14:35 AM   
MochaMistress


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I wish I had another cup of coffee.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 11:22:17 AM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Granted.  In about 5 seconds, it will magicly appear 10 feet above your head!

I wish my printer were not out of ink.

Yours,


benji

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 1:22:26 PM   
Gauge


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I wish my printer were not out of ink


Granted. A giant squid appears on top of your printer and spews ink all over it.


I wish that cauliflower was eliminated from the world.

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 1:50:49 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Granted.  No mre cauliflower.  No more vegetables at all.  No more sunlight!  We're all in the Matrix, enjoying life, and you get to go around in your hovercraft eating slime and looking for the One.

I wish I had a deep fryer big enough for that giant squid.

Yours,


benji

< Message edited by gooddogbenji -- 4/16/2006 1:51:09 PM >

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 3:13:32 PM   
RubberWitch


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I wish c didn't have a sushi fixation

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 3:19:58 PM   
MasterG2kTR


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I wish only for one good night of sleep

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 3:30:59 PM   
FullCircle


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Status: offline 		Granted only one good night of sleep it is for you ever. (That was just too easy)

I wish my favourite pair of shoes would never wear out.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 3:34:25 PM   
MasterG2kTR


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Status: offline 		Granted....but you have lost both feet in a tragic blimp accident thus having no need to wear shoes anymore

I wish I could fly like Superman

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 3:57:48 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Granted....  Until your tights get caught in a tree and you get wedgied to death.

I wish I had a good book to read.

Yours,


benji

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 4:03:57 PM   
FullCircle


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I wish I never got ill.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 4:51:01 PM   
GoddessDustyGold


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quote:

ORIGINAL: FullCircle

I wish I never got ill.


Granted...you now have the elusive gene that enables you to never become ill in any way shape or form, so you are delegated to take care of all the other people who become ill...forever.

I wish I didn't have to run My A/C in April in Arizona!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/16/2006 5:00:54 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Granted.  Now it runs in Alaska, but you're still in Arizona.

I wish I could zone out at work and think I'm lying on a beach somewhere instead, and not get fired for it.

Yours,


benji

< Message edited by gooddogbenji -- 4/16/2006 5:01:57 PM >

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